Kirby23

When I was in high school snd college, my friend "S" was a real party girl, and would drink a lot, and pee pretty much anywhere. She was thin (athletic build), with shoulder length dark hair, and a big smile. She had a big personality too - kind of a "just one of the guys" type girl, if you know what I mean? Easygoing, fun to be around, and everyone enjoyed her company.

So nonchalance kind of went with the territory. If we were drinking, she'd inevitably need to pee, and she rarely ventured too far off to do it.

One time she was leaving a party at my house. She was about to get into her car, and must've decided she needed to pee before she drove home. So she stood near her driver's side door, legs slightly bent, hiked up her miniskirt, and unleashed a big splattery pee right there on the road. She casually repositioned her underwear and skirt, got in the car, and drove off. I only happened to notice it in the first place because I had walked another friend of mine to their car to say goodbye for the night.

There were several more instances like this with her. One time myself, a male friend and "S" took a walk in the woods behind my college apartment after a night of drinking. She casually popped a squat at least twice (maybe more) during the hour or so we were walking in the woods. But it was dark, so although she really made no effort to shield herself, there wasn't much to see. 

Nerdy Faery!

My wife and I used to tent camp fairly often (a few times each summer), but have done so less often recently.

We would most often use state park campgrounds, where there is a loop of wooded campsites surrounding a central bathroom / showerhouse.

Depending on which site we would end up at, it was usually a few minutes' walk to the bathroom / showerhouse. 

So, our general rule of thumb was that if it was daylight, we'd walk to the bathroom to pee. If it was dark, we'd pee at the site. 

My wife is a very shy peer, and doesn't like being watched. But sometimes in the middle of the night she would pop a squat right in front of the tent. I'd watch, but it was usually too dark for me to see much.

In the mornings we'd get up early and head to the showerhouse to take showers. Each bathroom (mens and womens) had 4 shower stalls and 2 toilets. My wife would forego the toilet and just do her morning pee in the shower.

Within the stall there was a shower area and a separate dressing area, with benches, which also had a drain. One time my wife confessed to me that she was waiting for the water to warm up and she had to pee so bad that she couldn't hold it, and wet herself in the changing area before going under the water. I said "oh no, did your clothes get wet?" and she said no, she'd already taken her clothes off, she had just been standing there naked in the stall waiting for the shower water to warm up, and the pee started running down her legs. She wasn't too worried about it though because that area still had a drain, and she eventually just stepped into the shower and rinsed off.

So, interestingly, after some research/reading on reddit, this is much more common than I thought! (at least according to reddit users)

In r/sex, the topic of squirting is one of the most commonly discussed topics, and there is and endless debate about whether squirt is pee. To me that debate is played out and doesn't really interest me because I'm interested in both squirt and pee.

But what's interesting to me is that there are numerous topics about "Learning to squirt," and "How to squirt," and many of them discuss peeing during sex.

For example - one woman, who is good at "squirting" advises women to drink 2-3 glasses of water 30-45 minutes before sex, so you'll be hydrated enough to squirt. Then, when the "squirt" feeling arises, similar to feeling the need to pee, instead of clenching to hold it in, push out hard to let it out. 

This same technique seems to be commonly practiced, as many women give similar advice. 

When asked "Are you concerned you're just peeing?" many of the women say "No, it feels good and my partner enjoys it, so who cares?"

In a squirting thread one woman openly admitted to peeing (not squirting) during sex because she didn't want to stop and risk losing her orgasm. She said something like "As I get close to orgasm, I always start to feel bladder pressure. So I usually just let out a little at a time to relieve the pressure, until I'm able to cum. My husband doesn't care, he'd rather I finish than stop to use the bathroom and risk losing it."

There was a "sex over 40" thread where another woman said something like "If either my husband or I feel the need to pee during sex, we just go. It's not a fetish thing, just comfort with one another and our bodies. Good sex is worth doing a little laundry."

That same weekend, the next incident(s) happened at an outdoor impromptu party at the hotel.

Part of the "culture" for this sport is that the team families travel together to the tournaments and stay together at hotels. We all bring drinks and hang out and party together in the evenings. So as not to be a nuiscance to other hotel guests, we often hang out outdoors, in the parking lot, kind of like "tailgating." 

During one of these "tailgating" sessions last Saturday night, after the kids had all gone to bed, the parents started playing outdoor games such as Cornhole and Washers. Beers were free-flowing. When people needed to pee, they generally went back inside the hotel to use the bathroom in the lobby.

But after a while, the men stopped going inside, and instead would scoot behind the dumpster a little ways away for a quick pee. 

During one game of cornhole, one of the moms ("J") was playing. She's early 40s, slim, blonde-ish hair, fairly attractive. It was her turn to throw, but she had to pee first and announced it tp the group. Instead of going inside to the lobby, she did a sort of awkward little desperation jog and ran behind the dumpster and popped a squat! Some of the parents seemed embarrassed, some just rolled their eyes or laughed, and some didn't think anything of it.

It was pitch black, and although there were streetlights in the parking lot, they didn't illuminate the area behind the dumpster. So no one could really see anything (unfortunately for me). Of course I was trying to play it cool and not seem too interested.

In the dark I could vaguely make out the side profile shape of her squatting and eventually standing back up. It seemed like she was squatted for a long time - she must have really had to go. 

When finished, she jogged back and resumed the game of cornhole like nothing had happened. 

My kid is very active in a sport for which there are weekend tournaments all summer long. These outdoor tournaments are a big gathering, and often involve families traveling to attend. The more specific details aren't relevant to this particular incident.

At the most recent tournament, last weekend, there were two pee-related incidents that I thought were worthwhile to mention here. One involved my wife, and the other involved another female parent.

The first, involving my wife, was at a morning game/match. It was an early start to the day, and my wife and I had been drinking coffee steadily. The match was in a fairly remote location with no bathroom, only a port-a-potty, a pretty far distance from where my kid's team was playing. During a lull in the action, I said to my wife that I was going to have to pee soon. She said she did too. Our car was parked in a long line of cars, a short distance away, backed up to woods/wilderness.

I mentioned to my wife that since the port-a-potty was so far away, maybe it would just be easier for us both to go in the grass behind the car. I said I would keep a lookout for her, and she could keep a lookout for me. She agreed. 

So we walked over to the car, which, other than the line of cars, was secluded and well hidden. We positioned ourselves behind the car, out of sight of everyone other than ourselves. Facing the back of the car (back to me), she pulled down her black stretch pants, exposing her beautiful white behind to me. She positioned herself in a low squat, and began peeing in the grass. Without trying to be too conspicuous, I ducked down for a little better look, so I could see her forceful pale yellow stream hit the grass. After 30 or so seconds, she wiped with a napkin, pulled up her pants, and we switched places. I peed facing the same direction, and we walked back to rejoin the group.

This type of thing (peeing outside, in semi-public) is VERY unusual for my wife. She's usually a "toilet or nothing" type person. But in this case, I think peeing behind the car was simply a "lesser of two evils" situation. While less than ideal, she preferred it to a long walk to a likely dirty port-a-potty and missing part of my kid's match. 

My wife is 100% NOT into it, but knows I am into it and sometimes indulges me because she loves me.

She allows me to pee inside her during sex (which I do once in a while). Once in a great while she'll allow me to watch her pee (for example in the shower or if she pops a squat). A few times she has agreed not to wipe and allowed me to lick her after peeing if it's part of foreplay.

We've been together 15 years and it has been a very long, slow train of progress to get to the point where she allows these things.

At times in the past, when I've mentioned it (for example, asked to watch her pee), she has kink-shamed, saying things like I'm "sick" and that I "need professional help."

But she hasn't said any of these things in a while. She may have come to terms with it and accepted this is just part of who I am and what I'm interested in. 

@Alfresco's comment about sheds in the 'garden center' thread got me thinking about the topic. 

I used to have a wooden garden shed at my last house and would occasionally pee in it if the need struck me, or if I was feeling frisky. Often when I would do yardwork I would drink a lot of fluids (water, gatorade, etc.), so would often need a pee. It was much more convenient to pee in the shed than to go inside. I'd usually pee in the corner, and try to aim for the small gap between the wall and the floor so it didn't make much of a puddle. Whatever pee went on the wooden floor would just absorb into the wood. We lived there for seven years and I never noticed any stains or smells.

Similarly, I remember reading a story on Reddit in a 'Weirdest places you've peed' thread. A girl told a story about when she was in college, she worked a summer job at a restaurant. The restaurant was a mile from her parents' house, where she was staying for the summer, and she would walk to and from work each day.

As an employee, she got free soda at the restaurant throughout her shift. Even if she peed at the restaurant before she left, she'd often feel the need to pee again during the walk home.

One evening on her walk home, she was bursting, and out of desperation, ducked into someone's garden shed that backed up to the residential street where she would walk home. She closed the door, and popped a squat on the shed's wooden floor. She ended the story by saying something like "I'm only semi-ashamed to admit that's not the only time I peed in that shed. It sort of became a regular habit that summer. Sorry not sorry."

That story has always turned me on. The nonchalant / naughty peeing, the "sorry not sorry" attitude, etc. 

Who else has either peed in a shed or heard about / witnessed it?

A final story (for now) - one time, fairly recently (maybe a year ago?), my wife slightly wet herself on her way home from work. I wasn't right there, but I heard the car park, and knew she made a mad dash for the bathroom. Later I saw that she'd wet a little before getting home - she had to wash her clothes, and allow the car seat to dry out - there was a small (3") wet spot.

This happens somewhat often, as she doesn't like using the restroom at work, and will often hold it until she gets home. It's often a race to the finish.

Her car has plastic/rubber floor liners that are cupped at the sides. I told her that next time it happens, she should just pull down her pants and pee onto the floor mat, and that I'll empty it out for her when she gets home. She said she doesn't think it would work because she'd get pee on the seat. But she said she might try it if she gets desperate enough. I'm waiting with fingers crossed ;).