Eliminature

On 5/28/2022 at 12:15 AM, radu said:

Have you ever seen your pee harm plants? Fertilization excites you, and does pee destroy you. The female pee is rather lighter than the male pee, but it may be possible for it to destroy the plant as well. I am absolutely not writing this to judge you, just out of curiosity.

No. I can't say I have. If anything, it seems to help them grow. 

When I lived in a property with a garden, where I used to pee on the grass, the grass was always slightly longer and thicker than the rest of the lawn. Also, adding some of my (watered down) pee to my houseplants' drinking water seems to revive them, too. 

Peeing naked from the waist down is very liberating - handsfree is (I imagine) even better. 

Some very sexy descriptions there. I especially liked reading about the first one. Never be afraid to get your bum out when you pee outside! It feels great! I admit, I'm a bit self conscious about posting photographs of me having a pee in anything other than a dress or modified leggings. I wouldn't want the lowered trousers to put people off. Hopefully that will change. 

The one where you decided at the last minute not to pee on the seat if the tractor and the farmer came back was quite funny, I must say! 😂 

Remember, the greenery is always grateful for your nourishment. 

One lady's article on the "double standard" that is pointed out a lot in this site (though usually from men who seem to have it backwards). Women are, generally speaking, forgotten about when it comes to toiletting provisions.

Oddly enough, learning to urinate standing, or even using a device, doesn't seem to have occurred to her. Though she does touch upon thr fact that women's trousers don't really allow for us to pee standing easily and discreetly. 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theglobeandmail.com/amp/opinion/article-women-should-be-peed-off-about-the-sexism-of-public-toilets/

Thank you, both @pguy2981 and @Bacardifor your kind comments. 🤗🤗 You can see photographs of me peeing in the "Eliminature Peeing Standing" section. No face reveal, but my figure, stature and long legs are very visible - as are my streams! Even my lady garden in several photos. 

Thanks again, Pguy! Would be lovely to see some more if you felt like uploading it. xx 

That is amazingly sexy. An amazing body and a lovely, high arc of clear pee. Water that grass, man! 😍 Yes, this makes me wet (not with pee) between the legs... 

I'll bet it looks even better from the front: your arc of sweet water leaping from a well-endowed cock. 😍

I'm mixed myself. Anglo-Saxon dad (I inherited my long legs, pale skin and dark blond hair from this side) and an Ashkenazi Jewish mum (from whom I inherited my dark eyes, sensuous lips, frizzed hair, ability to tan rather than burn, a nose that would have got me arrested in the 1930s and various genetic disorders). It's odd, I'm definitely "white passing" (though my mother and her family aren't) but I get told all the time that I look "exotic" and get asked where I'm from. People look at me with surprise when tell them that I was born in Hull! 😂

Hope you'll keep this up. It must gave felt amazing to let your bladder go in the open like that.

24 minutes ago, pguy2981 said:

Desperation and wetting for is a different kind of miserable feeling. I don't like the feeling of wet anything on my body, so I'll gladly drop my pants and piss anywhere in public than be seen as a 27 year old, 6'0" bulky African American male who pissed his pants. I'm all for not confirming to societal expectations, but that's a hard no from me.

A generously proportioned African American man releasing his golden stream in the outdoors sounds intoxicating! 😍 

Definitely pee outside somewhere. I hate the idea of wetting myself. I have unintentionally wet myself whilst unconscious during tonic clonic seizures and I don't find it arousing at all.

Besides, walking about in cold, wet clothing feels unpleasant to me. 

@Pee Sensei is Magyar, I believe. 

Nice video! I hope it felt good! I certsinly enjoyed watching! 

Not saying that you or anyone "should," just that you shouldn't be afraid to. 😉

Oh yeah! Water that grass, Goose. 

Great work lowering your trousers and boxers. Never be afraid to do that, guys. Especially in nature. It feels so natural and liberating. 

On 4/26/2022 at 11:23 PM, gldenwetgoose said:

Not sure if this should be here or in funny pee pics.

If you’re into bouldering I guess it is cool. 

I'm scared of heights! I'm absolutely not using that! 

19 hours ago, b_outdoors2 said:

Here are a couple of me, for anyone interested.

 

The naked hands-free one is the best! 

An outdoor urinal of sorts next to a pub. From Ireland in the 1970s, I believe. 

On 3/24/2022 at 6:59 PM, TMN_Femboi said:

I fully realized how exceptionally fucked the education system in Germany is,

That's a surprise. I was always under the impression that the education system in Deutschland was a very good one. 

I couldn't be a teacher myself and I take my hat off to anyone who is. A very tough job. 

5 minutes ago, glad1 said:

You do such good for the planet. Hope you'll be around for a very long time.

That has to be one of the nicest things anyone has said to me on the internet! ❤ And don't worry, my theoretical entitlement is quite long, since women in my family tend to be long lived. 🙂

Now, get to clearing that prostate so you can be long lived too! 😉

Yep, I've visited Deutschland many times. We should be going there again at some point. 

Despite being female, with female anatomy, I am very much ein Stehpinkler! Yes, it's perfectly feasible. 🙂

I forgot to clarify, I only have small breasts. I'm definitely not flat chested, but my breasts are small enough not to need a bra. 

I haven't owned a bra since I was a teenager. I do sometimes wear camisoles or a bandeau top to shield my nipples, but that's all. 

It's not as if people are going to be asking me "Why aren't you wearing a bra?" is it? 

On 3/24/2022 at 6:29 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

Must admit I did knock that little writing up quite quickly, and it's written in 'real time' which I normally hate.  (Like those documentaries "Elvis would leave the building..."  Well has he? I'd assume he did before he died, so why not give us credit for intelligence to understand the use of tenses?  'Elvis left the building.'  There. Simple.)

But I did wonder about rewriting it to overcome such issues - however you're very welcome to take the opportunity if you wish.

Ah, I did write it in third person, present tense. Though since it involved time travel, I guess the rules are a bit more "fluid," pun intended since we should always intend our puns. 

I want to cross streams! 

I've been fingering myself to this and I'm about to do it again.