Eliminature

Great to have you here, Keri. Nice to know that you've already been looking through the site and reading threads. 🙂 

I hope you enjoy it here. x

4 hours ago, Kupar said:

Oh! I can see it all in my mind's eye Eli! So descriptive. I hope you got home safe in the end. Had you slept among the graves?! I hope you found somewhere more comfortable. Euston Road is busy - and lots of sirens all hours. Hope you're OK!

I don't want to say anything too identifying, but yes. Mr E and I are both okay now. 🙂

Just off the top of my head:

At the side of the road

Against trees

Against walls

In a parking garage

In the bathroom sink

In the kitchen sink

Standing at the side of the bath, peeing into it

In the shower 

Down a grate

Behind a bush

In a churchyard

Into the canal

In the pool

In public street urinals

All of these as an adult. I did pee in other places as a minor, usually being held. 

On 7/22/2022 at 10:53 PM, Takashi96 said:

What about when you're at home? Do you also stand in your normal every day routine? It seems like it would be easier to sit.

Yep. I stand pretty much every day of my life. Including at home. Obviously, I have to sit when the other function is involved.

On 7/6/2022 at 10:22 PM, sexyandre88 said:

I love pissing in the middle of the beach as if nothing has happened:)

And I'm imagining lying on my back in front if you with my legs spread whilst that stream showers my engorged clitoris...

On 7/6/2022 at 10:35 PM, sexyandre88 said:

How does it look when it ejaculates? Here’s a pic. But I’d prefer to do it in your mouth ladies 😉

I'm just imagining catching that load in my mouth and swallowing it down...

I've noticed that the subject of women's streams seems to attract this sort of thing from men. Men complain that women don't like to discuss our streams with them. Then when we do discuss our streams and explain why they are rhe way they are, they decide they don't like that answer and proceed to mansplain what they believe to be the real reason behind it. 

Ever consider that this is precisely why we don't like talking about our streams? Men think they know better than us on a topic about which they have no first hand experience. What about considering, that your hypotheses might be wrong* and women actually know more about the topic of female streams than men do since they have been producing these streams all their lives?

*Moreover, there is nothing wrong with being incorrect and admitting as such. It's part of what makes us human. As for me, I would rather stand corrected than keep on believing in the wrong thing. It's when you refuse to admit your mistake; that's when a person becomes insufferable. 

On 7/4/2022 at 8:06 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

All of this mansplaining and asking more and more questions is actually not that appealing for many and especially the ladies in our community (who are a precious community).

Echoing what Goose says, @lengajesytec.

You can see here, as my bladder empties, the stream becomes narrower. I think this particular series of photos shows it best, but there are other examples.

And yes, I know I look fat in that photo. 

On 7/25/2021 at 10:37 AM, Eliminature said:

Just peeing in the toilet in a motel room. Nothing unusual here, except for the placement of the mirror. Hope you enjoy! 

I'm genuinely embarrassed that I'm so large about the waist and hips. I need to diet! 

1 hour ago, DoctorDoctor said:

Only you know how full you were in each picture.  If it was due to bladder being fuller, then wouldn't the stream tighten up as your bladder emptied?

It does. Have a quick look at some of my photos. My stream goes from thick to narrow as my bladder empties. There's less pressure behind it.

I love making a high wet mark up the wall! People will see it and assume it was a male who left it. Nope! 😉

For discretion, grass is the best bet. 

On 7/2/2022 at 11:56 AM, Kupar said:

Well, when in Brussels it would be a shame not to try out one of the street 'uritrottoirs', near the south station. So I did. K, who was with me, said I wasn't adopting the stance and achieving the trajectory of the man in the sign, so I had to step back a pace, arch my back, and spray a graceful arc into the trough. There is something rather wonderful about doing that in public in the middle of the day. No pics unfortunately. She didn't want to. Maybe another time.

 

The punk-ish hairstyle and the sideburns on the person in the sign are making me chuckle! 😂

I'll have to try to find and use one of these myself if/when Mr E and I visit Bruxelles this summer. We're only there for the day - just passing through on the train on the way to another city. But we have to try the Belgian beer. 

Between us, we have a reasonable command of Dutch, German and French, but neither of us speaks Flemish at all. Hopefully we can communicate well enough. 

7 hours ago, Kupar said:

Sorry @Eliminature. No confusion here, and I know you are female and always have been, but I have irritated you and I am really sorry.

I just thought that if there had been any reluctance in your part to use the 'men's' facilities then the laid back and relaxed attitude here would lessen anxiety. Sorry again. I am mortified 🙁

It's okay. I see where you were coming from.

I guess I feel self identifying as a male to commandeer a urinal would be a similar principle to pretending to be disabled so I could use a disabled parking space. Not that I'm comparing trans with disability, but it's a protected characteristic and it wouldn't feel right, if you get me. 

I also don't think many of the trans community would like it either. I know that on this forum, some wouldn't have a problem with it. But we are, remember, looking at it through the lenses of urophilia. Not all transpersons are urophiles. Just as not all non-trans people are urophiles, either.

Incidentally, I was stopped by a barman from entering a gents' lavatory recently. The ladies' lavatory required a code to enter (the pub is subterranean and the ladies' is on the way to one of the exits so it has to be kept locked to prevent people coming in off the street and vandalising it - which has happened before) and I must have been twisting the door handle the wrong way because it wouldn't open for me. I went to the bar and explained the situation - they're used to it, having the lock on the door. I had already consumed well over a pint of beer and really needed to go. I headed instead for the gents' lavatory, but the barman said "No, no, no! I'll open it for you!" 

Honestly, did he think I was going to sexually assault any men in there (I wasn't, and would never)? 😆

Just asked another female member this: What is your favourite item of make up or beauty product? 

For me: favourite make up has to be black eyeliner. I go from looking mainstream to looking "Alternative" with just a few slicks of a brush. My favourite beauty products that I can't live without are Sudocrem (great for everything from using as a primer and calming down angry zits, to slathering between your thighs to prevent chafing), Nivea and Vaseline (I still get asked for ID when I purchase alcohol thanks to a combination of those on my skin every night before bed). 

I always answer a question I asked of another person myself, by the way. Partly because I think it's only fair and partly to help keep the conversation going. 

If you like houseplants, you need a spider plant. They are impossible to upset and they purify the air in your home! 

My question is: What is your favourite item of make up? I have a few cosmetics/beauty products I like. For purely decorative purposes, it has to be black eyeliner. I love to do a winged eyeliner look. 

I also like Nivea and Vaseline for keeping my skin smooth and youthful and sudocrem for calming down the hyper-pigmentation and spots. 

7 hours ago, Kupar said:

It occurs to me that if @Eliminature wanted to self identify as a man temporarily she would have been able to use the urinals (see them in the 'cool urinals' topic) without anyone batting an eyelid.

I'd use the ladies' room, as instructed. 

I'm sorry, but I think you're confusing me - a biologically born female who urinates standing - with a transman. I'm not trans. Nor would I pretend to be temporarily simply to have access to a urinal. 

If the male lavatories are quiet and no one is there, then that's a different matter. But I'm still a woman who urinates standing. Not trans, that's completely different.

My piano teacher and the frontman of his band are minor celebrities. Do they count? I don't want to out them, or myself, so I can't post a photo or a video. 

They are easy to find online if you know which band they are, though.