Eliminature

I like the way the stream branches into two towards the end. I've never been able to achieve that effect. I wonder what causes it? 

Lovely piss. Keep watering the grass and bushes. 

On 11/12/2021 at 8:37 AM, GWash17 said:

Is he Jewish?

No, he isn't. He was circumcised as a baby for medical reasons. 

I have to admit, at a festival like this, I'd probably go and use the gents' urinals. Most of the time, the worst you get is a sideways glance and Mr E is very used to me tagging along with him. Failing that, pee outside somewhere. 

In my opinion, I'd be less concerned about people peeing on the train if there is no lavatory and more worried that people might soil the train. Seeing others peeing and adding to it myself might be arousing and relieving, but the thought of coming across other people's solid matter really puts me off!! 

Sorry about that. I know scat is not allowed on this site, I'm not into it either. Though I have nothing against people who are. 

If people can stick solely to expelling liquid on a train with no loo, that would be great. 

Water that parched grass... Yeah! 

Nice circumcised cock. If you check out my thread in the Men Peeing section, it contains a photo of Mr Eliminature pissing onto some grass (uploaded with his permission). You'll notice that he is cut, too - rare in British men. 

Such a pretty sight, a shimmering stream pouring forth from a handsome cock. Give those Autumnal Fields a good watering! Unfortunately, my own stream, whilst I can shoot quite far, has never made it as far as Canada yet! 

Urrrgghh! Seats that won't stay up are so annoying - especially when you need both hands to direct the stream. I too tend to give up and pee with the seat down. I do wipe any drips with paper, though. 

If the seat stays upright, then I pee with the seat up like a man. 

2 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

@Eliminature  - Is Spanish Rioja or decent beer (not San Miguel lol) an option?

I'm not really a red wine person - I'm very prone to headaches. Decent Spanish beer on the other hand! 🍺 I'll try just about any beer as long as it isn't weak and mass produced. 

On 8/31/2021 at 7:13 PM, Panther95 said:

I dream about that a girl when she needs to relieves herself on the floor in front of me (squatting, or standing) just because she wants to. I really adore to watch ladies relieving their golden stream, making a nice puddle and having that relieved look in their faces, same when she's sitting over my sink and pees.

When I'm taking a bath I'd love that she's sitting over the tub and pees on my body or my dick  I'd really enjoy to feel the warm stream floating over my body and also that view, somehow being trapped and in her force when the nature calls, like "I pee where I want". That's a really forbidden feeling in a good way.

I'd love to drink some Kölsch and use you as my urinal whilst you lay in the bath. 

Oh yeah! How does it feel? Liberating, I hope. 

I see you have the seat down too. Nice stream! 

21 minutes ago, pussylover said:

Footage sounds great - but perhaps you should reconsider a face reveal.  My opinion, of course.  

How do you mean? Don't put my face online? 

3 hours ago, Hamster245 said:

My own experience started with childhood peeing outside, much to my mums frustration when out I would need a wee and she'd have to find a place to take me so I could go. I was embarrassed but loved going out of a toilet environment. I regularly did that until I was about 7ish and expected to know better.

Where did your mum take you for a wee? 

In my case, when we were out and about my gran would usually take me down an alleyway and hold me over a grate. Sometimes, depending on the location, she would hold me behind a tree or bush and encourage me to water it. As I became older and heavier, she would find more discreet areas for me to wee and she would pull my underwear down for me, push my hips forward with one hand in the small of my back whilst holding my underwear/tights out of the way with her other. Just like you'd do for a boy, really. Sometimes she held my skirt out of the way instead of pushing my hips forward. 

This continued until I was about ten or so.

7 hours ago, Hamster245 said:

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I remember how you spoke about this on the television appearance! 

And yes, who doesn't love peeing outside as a kid. I think it's where most people's urophilia springs from.

A Canadian environmental message. More funny than anything but the possibilities of open urination could provide many a masturbatory fantasy...

Sounds good! I hope so too. It would be nice to meet some veteran peefans on this site. 😊

What is your favourite sandwich filling? Mine is Marmite! That's a point. Marmite: Do you love it or hate it? 

Thank you everyone. Both for the advice and the encouragement. It seems that I need to build up more speed, then clutch down, into second and back on the accelerator all in one quick movement. 

Changing gear on a level road, I have no problem with at all. 

4 hours ago, Kupar said:

Also, I know of one very highly regarded clothes-optional spa near to where you live. People speak very highly of it. I've never been, but it sounds great. I might one day persuade K to come with me so we can try it together (though she's not a naturist and not really a spa person, so I have my work cut out there lol!)

Yep! That's the one! It was on the Hotel Inspector.

I usually tend to be be either the token female and the youngest female there (I'm early 30s), though not always. I personally think that most people should give naturism a try at least once. It really does help with social anxiety and body image. Everyone is democratically naked - there is no shyness or hierarchy. We can chat about any old subject. I've had conversations at the spa ranging from snooker and football to the environment, my own faith/ethnicity and the merits of moving to Europe post Brexit (I'll leave that right there - no need to get too political!). 

Whether or not anyone else uses the garden as a urinal, I don't know. I do know that the male lavatory is single occupancy with a urinal (a rarity in England and Wales - I can't speak for Scotland). I have gone into this lavatory with my husband and used this urinal. If anyone sees me coming out from there with Mr E, I just say that we didn't want to occupy both loos at once. Both of us using the men's seemed like the least worst option. 

Either against a wall or up a tree/bush or directly onto the grass. 

I enjoy seeing it handsfree. And with trousers and boxers lowered is insanely daring and sexy! 

A man who isn't afraid to try squatting like a girl is a turn on, too. 

I've never been on a naturist hike, but I have been to a naturist spa occasionally - mixed company. There are lavatories, but I prefer doing it in the garden. I would stand out of sight, behind the hedges, and let out a shimmering jet from between my thighs onto the grass below. I used to do it handsfree.

This hike, naked men lined up giving the trees a good watering sounds amazing. I'm guessing that no thirty-something females are allowed, though. Not if it's a naturist walk for fifty-something males.