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I've done it. Not a deluge straight from my bladder. Just a few drops in a cup, watered down.
On 12/30/2020 at 1:52 PM, Eliminature said:I like to keep houseplants. They brighten the place up, look pretty, freshen the air and they are good for your mental health. During the summer heatwave, I pruned the long tendrils of one plant that was trailing onto the floor. I'd done this before and it had simply grown back. This time though, it didn't like that very much. Also, it wasn't too keen of the heat. Many of its leaves turned yellow or brown. I thought I'd killed the poor thing and I was quite upset.
Thankfully, I managed to revive my beloved plant by adding a few drops of my pee to its drinking water. I let out a few drops into a small cup (let the rest out into the sink), water it down with tap water then give this to the plant. The leaves have turned green once again and it seems to be healthy and growing new leaves. The secret is the ammonia and protien in the urine, so I am told. It now gets this special medicine from its plant mum once a week!
This method is also good for helping my pelvic floor - which I need to keep in good shape if I want to continue to pee standing. Peeing a few drops then stopping and starting again in the sink is beneficial for my muscles.
A word of warning, peeing directly into a potted plant too often might not be goid for it, but this is fine in a rural area.
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I'm definitely still playing the piano! I practise every day and I'm learning new skills and songs.
Haven't done much driving lately, but my gear changing is a lot smoother and I panic a lot less now! Overall, it's improving.
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Uh oh! Eliminature is annoyed. Apologies, but I need to vent my spleen a bit.
I'm freshly back from a hiatus (again, I'm sorry for that, but because of lockdown and cold winter, my mental wellbeing and libido was on the floor) and one of the first things that I find is what appears to be a recurring theme. A male newbie who expresses a preference for what I am known for - women peeing standing - all well and good. However, he then proceeds to give me a list of his predilections and tell me that I "definitely have to" try them, that he wants to see live action videos and asking me am I ready to "take it to the ultimate peeing level?"
This is bad manners at best and somewhat sexist at worst. A man I've never met before telling me how to perform my art to suit his preferences? I've been doing this for most of my life, certainly all of my adult life. I know what will work and what won't. I don't need a stranger telling me how to do it. "Take it to the ultimate peeing level?" How dare you?? Frankly, if I was willing to fulfil the, often unworkable, requests that I sometimes get, I'd be on Only Fans earning money for it. I certainly wouldn't do it for free.
Why do male newbies do this? Long standing male pee fans don't do it, female newbies don't do it. It's solely from male newbies. And each time they do, they will be going straight onto my block list.
Rant over. It is lovely to be back. I've missed the long standing members - both male and female. Now that lockdown has eased a little and we can go out drinking again, I hope to get back to easing my full bladder in nature and having Mr Eliminature photograph me in the act. ❤-
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To pee, absolutely fine. For the other thing, I just couldn't.
I guess if you are in the US Military, you have no other choice and everyone is in the same position. You probably get used to it after a while.
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Yesterday, Mr Eliminature and I went for a walk in a local rural area to celebrate a special event - I don't want to out myself here. I already needed to go a little bit when we arrived, but after a wander around (got to get the lockdown fat off), I mentioned that I could do with going very soon.
We wandered a little way down a footpath and I made my way through what seemed like a wall of small but thick saplings to one side. In a clearing, I lowered my trousers, moved my underwear to one side and sent a stream a few feet in front of me. It glinted a but in the sunshine and a few drops struck and descended down a fallen twig. Each one catching the sunlight. After I had eased my bladder, I pulled my trousers back up and went to join Mr Eliminature.
There were one or two people wandering in the rural area, but I don't know if any of them saw me, I'm afraid. I think the clearing had been used as a rural latrine before. A few squares of loo paper were caught in the brambles.
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I know exactly what's going to happen here - indeed, I can already see evidence to it in my notifications.
I'm putting a pre-emptive stop to it right now.
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Seeing the arc erupt from the cock is orgasmic. 😍
I really want to make a puddle/stream with you, Alfresco. One day... 🤞🏻
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As for me, I love posting photographs of myself urinating standing - yes, I really am a clitoris owner.
At the moment, with cold weather and lock down, opportunities to share this with you have been a bit thin on the ground. Also, winter and lockdown combined to make arousal and urophilia the last thing on my mind over the previous few months. I'm hoping to change this as soon as I can. The warmer months are edging closer...
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Another biological female/clitoris owner who absolutely loves urophilia.
It could be a societal norm? Men might be more willing to talk about their sexual desires and experiences, what turns them on etc? A lady might be less willing due to fear of being harassed or labelled immoral? The other side is that ladies may be more willing to discuss thrir raw emotion whilst society demands that men keep a lid on it.
Just a (possibly erroneous) theory.
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Never been much of a squatter so I can't really comment there. I suppose it would trickle on my bottom if I did try that.
Leaning forward when sitting should help to prevent this!
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If I were stuck in a lift with you guys, I have to be honest, I'd just pee brazenly against the wall. I'd probably encourage you to watch.
If I were with others, after politely explaining the situation, I'd ask if people could help me forcerhe doors open a bit, both for air and so I could point my vulva down the lift shaft and release a sparkling arc. Meanwhile, I'd hope that one of the other people in there is a urophile, either openly or suppressed.
I'd also encourage my companions to go too. It's a universal need after all.
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Only whilst sitting. When I stand, it shoots right out with the strength and distance of a man. I get the odd spot trickling onto the floor between my feet but not much.
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So many beautiful cocks gushing out their liquid as the pressure on the owner's bladder is released... 😍
Each and every one of these members and its stream is beautiful in its own way.
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Nice stream! Nice wet mark too.
I would love to pee on your wet patch!
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I actually have another fetish that is nothing to do with urophila. I also have a foot fetish. Both male and female feet. The urophilia is the main one, though.
I chose option no 2. It seemed to fit the best.
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I love reading your detailed experiences. You're such a loving couple.
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Thank you! I love it here.
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Great! I'm so pleased that it is working for Mrs Kupar.
Please keep up the good work. Like all things, it gets better and easier with practise.
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Yes. As everyone else has said, it's probably for the best that you say nothing. For one thing, you would embarrass the client in question and for another, it could cause a rift between your two families. Or G-d forbid, you and Mrs Alfresco. You know that you didn't go looking for the images in question but it's probably not a good idea to bring it up. Some partners might see this as you being "psychology unfaithful" to them if you get what I'm saying. I know from the way you occasionally discuss Mrs Alfresco that you love her very much. No doubt at all about that.
Nothing to stop you enjoying those images (if you wish to do so) in the privacy of your own mind, of course.
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To be fair, he isn't making much of an effort to hide, so I'm sure he doesn't mind! 😉
Hard to resist not going over to join an open male pisser at a time like that!
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My personal preference would be in he grass. I like to go on greenery. If people are intrigued or turned on by the idea of seeing a woman (vulva owner), pee like a man (penis toter), then I have no objection to them watching whilst I perform!
I don't mind peeing in the pool, indeed I like it. I do prefer making a stream though.
I think our resident expert on pool peeing is @Maggie_555. I'd be very interested in her opinion here. ☺
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On 1/16/2021 at 12:23 PM, Peelover85 said:
Pee and wee are juts nice lol
I read that as "nut juice!" 😆 Meaning they inspire a man to ejaculate. 😉
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This Bumble Ad with Helena Bonham Carter features a girl quickly darting behind a tree - presumably for a wee. Not much is seen except for her uncomfortable expression, but I'm sure our imagination can fill in the blanks.
What a pity, it doesn't look like the guy is a urophile. Helena denounces it as "awkward."
Forgot to say, it's around the 40 second mark.
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On 1/15/2021 at 9:39 PM, gldenwetgoose said:
Just for info - as great a thread as this is - and it is great to read all the positivity and encouragement, our friend JMY will not be joining us to read the responses. JMY is no longer a member of this fine establishment.
That's a huge shame.
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The short but possibly unsatisfying answer is no.
I'm not into peeing all over things that other people then have to touch and handle. I just do what I do, which tends to be standing to pee in the open. Lockdown notwithstanding, I will use urinals when I get the chance.