Eliminature

Standing. Exactly the same way a man would, including raising the seat. 

1 minute ago, gldenwetgoose said:

That's me trying to think back to my works of fiction now then. Definitely guilty as charged as the guy writing the masturbatory fantasy.  Although I like to think my writings have some feminine appeal too, from a certain audience. My proof reader seems to make the right sounds anyway.

I'm certainly not criticising your own or any other of the fab stories on here. I read and enjoy them - though I personally prefer the real life encounters. Just pointing out that they aren't necessarily evidence of whether women leak or not. Particularly if they are in the fictional section. To be fair, littlebladder didn't specify whether this was in the fictional section or the real life one. Sorry about that. My bad. 

7 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

One think totally agreed though, as I hope the vast majority of us are, is about the lack of appeal around a medical episode. When the experience isn't enjoyable for you, then what sort of person would get aroused by it?

 

Well, some might be aroused by it. You never know. 😉 It doesn't turn me on, though. Thankfully my last time doing that was over a year ago. 

On 12/9/2020 at 5:51 PM, Sophie said:

@Eliminature do you have a goal or a target for something you would like to be able to play? When I was learning I was kept motivated by wanting to play Turkish March by Mozart. It took me a while to get there but when I finally did it I felt like I had won the lottery. 

If my lovely music teacher sees this, I'll be outed immediately but I'm learning (amongst other things) Riders on the Storm by The Doors. One of my favourite songs. 

Keep in mind that most of those stories are fictional. They also tend to be written either by men, or at the very least, for the masturbatory fantasy and pleasure of men. They certainly don't reflect reality. 

Speaking for myself, the only time I have ever leaked/wet as an adult is during an epileptic seizure. They render me unconscious so my bladder empties. It's almost as though your brain in a computer or laptop and briefly needs to reboot. I've never leaked whilst conscious. I can assure you that having an accident when your brain blacks out isn't arousing in the least. This might explain partially at least why wetting doesn't do anything for me. Thankfully, my seizures seem to be largely under control nowadays. 

Some women might leak after having children, particularly of they had a vaginal birth. Since, I've never had children, I can't really tell you about the experience there. I've only read about it. 

I have heard anecdotal evidence that men occasionally leak (and smelled the personal odour of enough mature men to possibly confirm this), but it does seem to be rarer. 

If it was a quiet public lavatory where I'm not likely to be disturbed, I would be straight in the gents' to soak the urinal down with some female pee. I don't think I'd want to make a huge mess, though. Partly because I've been on the receiving end of that, having to clean it up, but also, it's not really my thing. I actually enjoy getting all my stream into the urinal, bang on target, without a penis more thsn I would making a mess.

Having said that, if I were in a park, I wouldn't use the loos at all. That's what trees and bushes are for. 

1 hour ago, oliver2 said:

Well, what are we gonna do about it? Just find some corner, unzip, whip it out and spray in some corner or other leaving an obvious piss stream down the wall and on the ground? (Well, yeah, probably...)

That. Precisely that. 😀 Or go outside somewhere. Ultimately guys would just not put up with queues. I guess how discreetly or not they did it would depend on the establishment and its clientele. 

It would also mean that guys would have to confront the reality that us women also evacuate our bowels (shock horror!), and that once a month we have an additional reason to be in the lavatory too. Not you guys, but I can imagine many men would be squeamish about those things. 

Speaking for myself, as long as guys (and other girls) let me "sit down" and pacify my monthly visitor in relative privacy, I'm happy for them to watch me standing.

Here ya go! 

On 10/21/2020 at 1:43 AM, Eliminature said:

First of all, "is my anatomy just not cut out for weeing standing up?" is not a mentality that will help at all. You need to completely disregard that notion and tell yourself that it is possible - you've managed it at least once after all.

From what I read, it sounds like you have only tried it a few times. In which case you need a LOT more practice. This needs fine tuning and requires a lot of patience. It can't be rushed. Think of it like learning to play an instrument. It won't happen overnight and there are no easy shortcuts. You have to put the practice in.

Ditch the leggings for now and just work on familiarising yourself with your angle of stream and how you need to place your fingers in order to make the stream go forward neatly. This will take time. What is the angle your stream produces? Do two hands work best, or just one? You'll notice that I use two - I can't make it work with just one. Can you use your hands to make the stream go higher or lower? Does it splatter (if it does, you are pointing your urethra too high)? When you have familiarised yourself with the stream and how you need to hold yourself (as always, don't rush), then try introducing a pair of knickers and pulling them aside to go through the leg hole. This was how I managed to pee standing again after a long hiatus after being bullied into sitting. Spend plenty of time familiarising yourself with each stage. Accept that you might get the odd spot on your clothes, remember that it's no big deal. Even guys drip when they pee standing.

When you are well practised with peeing standing wearing underwear, then try it with clothes. In my personal opinion, a skirt or a dress is a good idea if you want to pee standing up outside of the home. If you do drip or make a mistake, it will go directly between your legs, not in your clothes. Accept that peeing directly through the fly zipper of jeans probably won't happen - in 19 years of peeing standing, I've never been able to do it.

When I get paid, I will be purchasing some more leggings and adapting them to have a fly that is easier for female anatomy to use. That may help you.

One last thing - do those pelvic floor exercises. You need a pelvic floor of steel for this!

Keep trying. Don't get discouraged.

14 hours ago, littlebladder said:

 

@Eliminature Have you taught any other ladies how to pee standing up? 

Not in person. I don't have many female friends in real life. And most of them don't really want to see me pee. Nor are they interested in learning from me. 

I have given some ladies a few tips on this very website. Whether or not they have put them into practise, I couldn't tell you. 

I'll see if I can find one of the posts I made on this subject. Just a moment...

16 hours ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:

I always thought it looked a little like princess Di. Tbh

I'm sorry if that's sacrilege 

I think that's just the fashion of the time. The image was taken in 1995, I understand. 

But no, it isn't me! 😉

18 hours ago, bcreed1983 said:

Wow love ur new pictures as always! The second picture could almost be mistaken for a hose spray! Powerful to say the least and so damn hot!

Yes. I was quite full! 

1 minute ago, oliver2 said:

"This is not what I signed up for" -- @Eliminature's rubber duck

Or perhaps: "Yippee!! Another golden shower!' 🤣😉

4 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

Nominate @Eliminature for “best typo of 2020” award 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

Das ist Freudian! 

2 hours ago, p1ssputz said:

@Eliminature someone may have asked already....but is that you in your avatar? I seem to remember finding that picture a looooong time ago on the internet along with an article about women peeing standing up. I don't remember the details at all but I do remember the excitement upon finding it. (If I remember correctly, the article explained how that lady had managed to go in many places, and that specific picture was a monument or something. I don't remember if it was an article or a dedicated website, though. It might have been the latter, something dedicated to peeing.) It spurred along my fetish at that time. So if that's you, hot stuff, and thank you!

I'll browse your picture thread later, there might be some that I might recognize. 🙂 Good times.

It isn't me, but you can find a little bitof info on it here. Hope you enjoy looing through my images nonetheless. 

On 10/7/2020 at 3:37 PM, Eliminature said:

Sophy Rickett's images...

Thank you.

Had another driving lesson today. I'm getting better. ☺

I like how yellow your stream is. Seeing it coming out of your cock is a pretty sight! 

Oh so wet! And not with pee! 

2 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

How many streams can cross at the same time lol? May I join you 2 lol?

A stream braid? Three together? Maybe. Or maybe I could cross streams with you both separately.