Eliminature

16 hours ago, pussylover said:

I'm a little surprised your interest in men pissing includes transmen.  Pissing is so related to the genitals than when you keep the body and change the junk it becomes completely different!  

Pissing is pissing, I don't really have a preference for male or female pissers. I enjoy thrm both. I must say, I wasn't specifically looking for a trans gent, but the image aroused me when I saw it. 

Female sexuality can be very fluid! Hehe!

These photographs have been giving me some inspiration to frig lately. Now, if you are a straight male, I don't recommend you look at these. If you are attracted by or don't mind seeing guys pissing, then proceed.

This chap is, to me, an absolute stunner. I love his long hair and the fact that he isn't afraid to try popping a squat. That stream travelling from his cock. He really looks like he's enjoying watering that grass.

I know it's traditionally frowned upon, but there's something so daring when a gent lowers his trousers and underwear to take a leak. He's not afraid to be brazen and allow the cool air to envelop his lower body. The male bottom and legs get far too overlooked, in my opinion. I like the way the stream is visible for the tallest guy in the centre, here. A man pulling his trousers down to take a leak is sexy, seven men doing it, well...

I'm impressed by how masculine this trans gent looks in the hip, thigh and bottom area.  I wonder how he achieved that? I know hormones are a thing, but surely they can't alter the angle and size of your pelvis? He's not doing too badly with regards to standing to pee with a vulva and again, the lowered trousers! I would advise him, if he was interested, that two hands are better than one.

Face censored, because I know who this guy is! His bandmates put it on Instagram as a joke and for some reason, I was instantly aroused when I saw it. Imagining the sound of a tinkle coming from this long haired, talented young musician makes me really want to frig myself! 

The sensations described here don't sound all that dissimilar to a female orgasm. The world contracting to a tiny point between the legs before expanding and exploding in waves of pleasure. I don't ejaculate semen, obviously but the clitoral, vaginal and even uterine contractions seem to echo what is being described here. 

The main difference is that after orgasming, I'm ready to go again! 🤣

An article comparing the various locations in Newcastle city centre that are good for a discreet outside pee. My only complaint about this particular article is that it seems to exclude women - though maybe the male author was trying to be polite and not draw attention to female pissers. Give them some privacy. 

https://thetab.com/uk/newcastle/2017/10/25/pisswatch-what-is-newcastles-best-piss-alley-27553

Without giving your own location away, can you list any good piss locations near you? I can think of a few where I live (I don't live anywhere near Newcastle, but when I visit, I'll see how many of these places I can sluice down).

Since I feel that I can pee just about anywhere a man can pee, if I woke up with a penis, I'd probably be mor interested in getting an erection, having a good wank and seeing what ejaculating feels like? 

I've always wondered that. Does ejaculation feel similar to peeing when desperate? 

On 6/6/2021 at 8:56 AM, Masseur Messy said:

Do you get stray streams when sitting only toward the end, or do they run stray the whole time you’re peeing?

Not on my bottom and thighs, but sometimes it tapers towards my outer labia a little towards the end. My outer labia then gets wet with wee. In which case, I wipe it with paper. 

I never need to wipe when I stand because it mainly shoots forward, though I sometimes need a shake.

I prefer to spread my labia and pee into the sink or the shower. It saves water too.

Slightly inebriated earlier, I noticed that the single loo at the micro brewery that Mr Eliminature and I were visiting had a queue outside it. 

I went around the back of the building to a small area with weeds and grass, lifted up my overcoat and sent a long, clear stream into the grass. Roughly a metre and a half in front of me. Much relieved, I went back into the micro brewery seating area. 

Mr Eliminature quipped: "In the words of Pete Townsend of The Who: I saw ya!" He didn't actually see me peeing, just looking at the queue, and leaving the area before coming back and using hand sanitiser. 

After the second time I did this, I think a group of guys had cottoned on to what I was up to. They were staring at me as I and grinning as I re entered the seating area. 

I love reading BB's and Alfresco's sightings! 

I fantasise about being caught watering down a wall or tree by a friendly urophile. It would be great if I was walking around this town/city (no idea where this is, by the way) looking for somewhere to release the beer I had drunk. Heading for the steps/subway that you talk about (I don't think I'd want to pee in the churchyard), lifting my black skirt/dress and positioning myself into the corner whilst BB was wandering around, looking for sightings. He catches sight of me - distinctive because I always wear black - and immediately becomes aroused by the sight of my stream thundering against the wall. He hears it hiss and trickle onto the floor. Eventually I taper off and shake myself slightly and go back out to find the railway station or a cab. 

In the microbrewery (I love real ale!), I'd probably want to use the urinal myself, so I'm afraid you'd either have to use the loo or try to pee into the urinal with me! Being a bit selfish for a change!

Sorry for derailing your thread a bit there, BB. The admins might want to delete this comment, if they see fit. 

As you were.