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I love this. I find myself wanting to cross streams with you!
Really appreciate you sharing the photographs and experiences. 👍🏻And yes, I'm wet! 😆
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17 minutes ago, littlebladder said:
Did no one ever see you and ask why you were peeing that way?
Not until I was older. My dad once saw me peeing against a tree and gave me a funny look but said nothing. If anyone else saw me, they never said anything or tried to stop me.
In the secondary school girls' lavatory, I was spotted by popular girls with my feet facing the "wrong way" under the door. I was ridiculed mercilessly when word got through the school year that I didn't sit down like I was supposed to. That was an awful time. It really was. Also, it was harder to attend to a tampon or sanitary pad without being seated. I took to sitting beacuse kids can be cruel.
I don't sit now except when necessary. As for periods, I use a menstrual cup instead of the conventional methods now. This has helped massively. It only needs to be attended to twice a day. Not to mention being better for the environment.
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Due to financial and health difficulties, I am still unable to drive. My pet peeve with driving is how difficult and sometimes prohibitively expensive it is in England (possibly Scotland and Wales too, though don't quote me on that) to acquire and retain a driver's licence. Particularly in comparison to the USA. Automatic vehicles are a rarity here. Almost everyone drives a manual here, making automatics expensive, hard to obtain and expensive to run and repair. In which case, you are pretty much forced to learn how to drive a manual - an automatic is no licence at all in the UK.
In America, a potential driver can learn relatively cheaply as a young teenager, sometimes even whilst at school. I have heard of cases where beginning to learn how to drive and passing a test has taken all of about three weeks. In the UK (and Mainland Europe), the chances of that happening are precisely zero. It just wouldn't happen The DVLA usually likes to fail you a couple of times, forcing you to take the test again - mainly for safety, but don't forget that they also get to pocket a fee every time you take the test, so every fail means more money for them. People ask me why I didn't learn at a younger age - the answer to that is that I genuinely couldn't afford it.
Added to this, I also have a neurological condition which renders me incapable of driving or operating machinery when I get an attack. I need to have at least a year free of these attacks before I can start learning again. Every time I have another attack (free of them for three months now, touch wood), the clock is reset. As Steve said, when a person of mature years gets out of a motor vehicle, and their reactions and dexrerity aren't great, it really galls me that this person can be considered suitable to drive and I cannot. Anyone who looks down on you because of your lack of ability to drive well past your teenage years genuinely upsets me too.
Not strictly speaking "whilst driving," but that is me venting my spleen about my woes around it all. I'm actually considered quite old to be a learner driver, but what can I do? I couldn't afford it when I was younger.
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That made me wet to read! Sorry! 😆
You're a very good writer. I love how descriptive you are.
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@Ms. Tito 😀✌🏻❤
As a little girl, I was lifted up by the backs of my thighs to have a quick wee outside. If we were in town, I'd be taken down an alleyway, usually held over a grate or drain. If we were at the park, I was held behind a tree or bush and released my wee into the grass. Occasionally I was even encouraged to piddle in a garden by being held. It felt nice at the time. I felt loved and safe. I also liked it because my grandmother and/or grand aunt would usually praise me for doing it, too. As Sophie said, I was encouraged to water the flowers/bushes/trees. My grand aunt in particular would ask me if I wanted to "have a little wee and help the flowers grow" in her garden.
As I got older, my male playmate taught me to "do a standing up wee" in his garden. The trick, in my own experience, is to use both hands to pull your urethra forward so you can arc a stream forward rather than it descending between your feet. As soon as I learned the trick, there was no stopping me! Walls and trees were fair game! It was only with the arrival of menstruation and the judgement of my peers, that I started sitting for a wee for my teenage years. Though, I'm back to peeing standing now, and have done all my adult life.
Squatting? Well, I've never really done that. Only whilst being lifted up. I can't imagine peeing in that position, really.
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2 hours ago, Christin said:
Hello, yes I play an instrument but when I tell you what kind, everyone thinks I'm crazy!🙃🤗
But tell me what kind of pieces? I'm curious!
Ok, for many years and now starting again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XF4Qwd5rso&list=RD8XF4Qwd5rso&index=1
Not sure why anyone would think that you were crazy for playing bass, it's a perfectly legitimate instrument. Good on you. 👍🏻
I play simple pieces by Bach and Kabalevsky - just beginner's stuff, really. I'm better with Bluesy stuff. I've only been learning with a teacher for about five months, but he's pleased with my progress. He has also taught me a few of the pieces that Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones and Ray Manzarek of the Doors would have played.
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I have the basics of reading music, just about. Treble and bass. Don't ask me about the alto or tenor scale, though! I can sight read, but practice is helping me to get better. I'm using my metronome too and getting better. Reading and playing is one thing, getting the timings and rhythm precise is a whole new skill.
I also strum a ukulele and throw chords together on an acoustic guitar just for the fun of it, but piano/keyboard is my main instrument.
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30 minutes ago, Sophie said:
Pianist of nearly 26 years. I enjoy a mixture of classical music, Mozart, Beethoven and a few others (Canon in D will always be my favourite piece ever ) and I play a lot of piano covers of more recent popular songs. Usually from around the 70s onwards. Rolling Stones - She's a rainbow, Heart - Alone, Whitesnake - Here I go again, Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine are a few songs I have played this week.
Oooh!! Amazing! That is supreme. Especially the Stones. 👍🏻❤
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Throughout lockdown, the only thing that has been keeping me anything close to sane is my music practice. I'm an amateur pianist. At the moment, I'm working on some classical pieces as well as popular blues melodies. My music teacher is excellent.
Does anyone else here play an instrument? Do tell! I'd love to hear about it. What is your instrument? What pieces do you play?
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I remember my first time with Mr Eliminature. We'd been together for just shy of a year and we were in a hotel room. This was before we were married. He knew that I peed standing, but he had never seen it. I'd always closed the door - mainly out of respect for him rather than any modesty on my part. He'd heard my stream hitting the water and commented how it "sounded like a bloke." For those who aren't aware, "bloke" is UK slang for a man - particularly one who indulges in stereotypical masculine behaviour.
Now, I don't remember how the conversation went. With the door open, I watched Mr Eliminature relieve himself of whatever we'd been drinking into the lavatory, making a manly trickling sound. Whilst he released a silvery stream of descending water, he glanced back over at me, sprawled on the bed and smiled to see me watching him lovingly. May my mind always retain the memory of seeing him pee like that.
I asked him to leave the seat up so I could go too and he could watch me peeing standing. After he had finished, I stood in front of the lavatory, parted my labia and released my own stream into the pool he had just made in the bowl. Mr E watched me from the side, amazed. After I had emptied my bladder, he confessed that he had been imagining my peeing standing up wrong. He thought that I straddled the bowl. Nope! Not only does it sound like a bloke, it looks that way too!Does my husband have a piss fetish? Not really. In his own words: "You can pee any way you like; and I enjoy arousing you any way I can!"
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Thank you all. There's been little to report over lockdown, sadly. We've barely left the home except for necessities.
I am peeing exclusively in the sink now to save water. The lavatory is a lot cleaner now, too. No limescale! My husband is used to this, though he doesn't seem too inclined to do it himself.
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I'm glad you didn't have eight pints! 🍺 Slightly jealous about your lockdown restrictions - we're very firmly in the third teir.
I love the peeing in fenland like that. Very titillating. If I'd seen you, I'd probably want to pee next to you - either at the urinal or on the fenland.
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Just now, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:
Did realize it was in the states
How's your aim? Could a bottle have suffice?
No. A bottle would not have had a wide enough opening. Besides, I didn't want to pee in the car in front of my dad.
Also, it was fifteen years ago now.
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13 hours ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:
Were you peeing standing back then?
Could have gone on the side of the road
We wouldn't do that in America. For all we know, there could have been a law against it and my dad didn't want to be arrested away from home.
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11 hours ago, Kupar said:
Excellent! Wish I'd thought of that one! Did you laugh about it afterwards, if not at the time (it would have made things worse)?
Sometimes, I remember it and have to shake my head and laugh. 😂
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Desperado by the Eagles. That song actually once came on the radio whilst I was really desperate in the car! I was about fifteen at the time and we were on holiday in America. My dad was trying to find a rest area for me, which he eventually did.
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I'm going out less at the moment because of lockdown. I haven't gone away, though! 😊
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Pretty much what Gee Pee says.
Parting the labia minora with both hands and pulling the vulva forward seems to work best for me. Try copying how I do it, if you don't mind studying my photographs. Whether it will work precisely the same for you, I honestly can't say. You may need to experiment. Everyone's anatomy is different. Yes, it might dribble sometimes, but so does a penis, if you watch the videos posted on here. That's why I tend to wear modified leggings or stockings. But trousers are fine if you lower them.
If you do get the odd spot on your jeans though, remember that it's not the end of the world and it will dry quickly from your body heat.
My main word of advice is keep practising and don't get discouraged. As my music teacher says "You need to not give a shit about mistakes."
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Mr Eliminature and I both took a leak through the railings into the canal below last weekend. Unfortunately, I wasn't as full as I could have been. Still, the sparkling, pale gold arc I managed to make was impressive, even if only fleetingly.
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On 11/12/2020 at 8:17 PM, T-Virus said:
Impressive skills! You're a lot braver than me when it comes to using public toilets, especially urinals.
Thank you!
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1 minute ago, gldenwetgoose said:
Thanks! 😍
Oh boy! I think I need to either frig or pester Mr Eliminature!
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1 minute ago, gldenwetgoose said:I see I get the honour of saying how great the sink photos look - I'm guessing you may just have enjoyed that pee a little bit...?
Yep. Just now! Seems Mr Eliminature is fine with me peeing in the sink. Since he suggested I do it whilst he photographed it! 😄
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Amazing! Glad to have inspired you. I love the little shake as you are still going!
Thank you for sharing. 👍🏻
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Things that annoy you when driving.
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Gosh, reading that back, I sound very spiteful and unpleasant.
I'm normally not such a negative person, honest!