Eliminature

I had my morning pee in the shower. Rolled out of bed (something that sleepy Eliminature is not very good at) and wandered to the bathroom. Stepped into the shower cubicle and positioned myself standing in a corner. I imagined I was out in a public place and aimed a bright yellow stream high into the corner. It was almost like a living creature, joyfully running down the wall - I think I was still half asleep and in a dreamlike state. Watching it rush down the wall and swirl around the grouting and shower wall in a playful way felt good. After I had unleashed my burden, I went to put the

Just for fun, Mr Eliminature this evening. I have his permission to post this.

Great to have you here. ☺

I can't drink anything with artificial sweeteners in it because of my epilepsy, but thise drinks always seemed to run through me. My main drinks right now are tea, water and beer. I don't really drink much else. And yes, they make me want to wee. Especially the beer.

I'd go for option B. Gardens were made to be watered.

This guy is hot. I love his hair, his body, his cock, his stream...

There's something so sexy about seeing a guy just letting it flow like this. No holding, just letting his piss come out freely.

I hope you can try learning to pee standing too some day, LD. Assuming you haven't already. I'm sure you'll love it.

I would help you if I could.

Digging a hole, like a cat, and peeing on a beach like girls normally do it. The caption says it all.

What a gentleman, popping a squat in a suit.

Never be afraid to lower your pants, guys. From personal experience, it feels very liberating. Especially if you're doing it outside.

I hope one day Sophie, perhaps inspired by me, you can feel confident enough to relieve yourself in a urinal.

He has. And yep, he saw the funny side. Mr E and I are both spectacle wearers, for everyone's information.

Later that same evening, in a Northern City, Mr Eliminature had an unfortunate mishap. After finally getting to see some live music for the first time since the start of the first lockdown (something that I have really missed), we both went to our respective lavatories, me in tbe ladies, him in the gents. I honestly don't know why the floor gets littered with lavatory paper in ladies' rooms. I always make a point of picking it up and putting it into the sanitary bins (never down the loo, because too much at a time could clog it). Well, I had my usual standing pee, being sure to put the s

Not necessarily any surprise. I'm sure a few were eying up the gents themselves. They would definitely have been surprised by my using the urinal!

That sounds very sexy. I may have to try that with Mr E. I have squatted down in the shower before, facing him and hehas aimed his stream of pee directly onto my clitoris. That felt amazing! Like nothing I've ever experienced before.

I'll bet some of you male members wish that you had been in the gents' loos at a popular Swedish furniture chain in the East Midlands on Saturday. Mr E and I were travelling North to see friends and family for the first time since lockdown and we stopped at this particular branch of said furniture chain for lunch (they're famous for their meatballs, both regular and plant based). Staying hydrated, I needed to relieve myself before lunch and we made straight for the lavatories. Unfortunately, both family loos were locked and there was a huge queue outside the ladies with a sign on the door

Hope you all had a lovely time. And I hope you all peed in the pool!

Here are some more. I love the naked handsfree pees. Just letting it flow. As before, look away straight men... You can look back now! *frigging self*

Yes, it's sensitive to touch. The clitoris is not simply the external tiny point that you see. The internal structure goes right around the opening of the vagina and urethra. Look at some 3D models of the clitoris. Many people would be surprised! Mr Eliminature has licked my urethra when he has given me cunnilingus. I find it highly pleasurable!

I have referred to her and her sister (my great aunt) helping and encouraging me to pee in unusual places on this website before. I'll recall some of my own childhood memories on your other thread detailing your mum's encouragement of naughty peeing if you would like. My own experiences weren't exactly the same, but you might find them interesting.

Don't feel bad. I was in a similar situation myself thanks to winter and Covid regulations. Yes, my grandmother encouraged a lot of free peeing in various places and praising me when I had peed. I think it could be where my fetish stems from.

I have perfected the art of the standing female pee, so no. I don't need to wipe. With my labia held out of the way, my stream goes straight forward and my vulva doesn't get wet.

I don't suppose you could drop a hint or two as to the location of this town/city so opportunist exhibitionist piss artists like me could make a pilgrimage? Both to see others peeing and to pee there myself.