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@Sophie This is intriguing - I love the way it shows that science is art and vice versa 🙂 @oliver2 Admittedly you are right about my chosen method of providing a sample. If the Secret Semen Donator has been at it again we may find it hard to narrow down the culprit; there appear to be quite a few suspects! @Riley might need more than one shot glass if her great stories are anything to go by... 💛

I tend to go with 'the more pee the better' so, while I have absolutely no idea what is even happening here, my vote is for as much as possible please!

In terms of in front of the most people, it would have to be standing on a river bank in the afternoon with 30 or so others - mostly men - swimming in the river right in front of me at a bike rally years ago. I'm not really the biker type (if there is such a thing) but it was lots of fun and the scenery was spectacular. I had just been in the forest fucking my man at the time and was still super horny when I walked back out towards our camp. As we approached the swimming hole I really needed to go so just stood there, legs apart and peed my swimsuit... don't think anyone noticed but if th

Thanks everyone - I wish I had joined in but at the time was in sort of a state of delighted shock... couldn't believe my luck! But it holds a special place in my wank bank and I've cum countless times to multiple variations since then. I love @steve25805 's idea of a Bonnie and Clyde style 'pee spree' - sounds right up my alley 😃

Despite my many deviant fantasies it turns out I was seriously deluding myself when I thought I had time for writing fiction, so will stick to real experiences for now. This is a bit rough as I just banged it out from memory but you get the general idea. It won't be to everyone's taste so proceed at your own risk... __________________________________________ When I was 18 I found myself at a large house in the country for a boring function. There

Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Hapeeeeee New Year! 😉

Thank you to @Dr.P and @beachmom for articulating this so well. I personally find euphemisms like 'wee wee' and 'little girl's room' creepy and infantile (especially when used excessively) but language is such an intimate and individual thing... it may be exactly these aspects that appeal to others depending on personal preference and when their fetish was formed. It's wonderful how we all have our own way of loving pee!

My suggestions have already been covered by other people but I just wanted to say to @PissFanOmega that I love watching all different shapes, sizes, and ages of men pissing in porn - and real life - so if it is something you would enjoy showing others, you should go for it! My least favourite male body type is actually the big muscles / six pack / looks like he spends too much time at the gym and in front of the mirror type - I love seeing larger guys peeing as I like to imagine (probably mistakenly) that they have bigger bladders and can piss more 😀 You never know how or when you may mee

I love piss - when said out loud the hissing sound at the end is so evocative......... But I alternate it with pee for variety and when talking about urinating in a non-sexual context.

@UnabashedUser Your wife sounds awesome, the way she sees other women as fluffers! I like your strategy of using the natural surroundings as camouflage for your cock. When I'm out with my man and see him get hard, I tease him: "Just hide it in my mouth Sir - I'm sure no one will notice..."

@oliver2 and @Bacardi This giant Kink Shaming Floating Head of Judgement sounds truly terrifying! If it showed up in my dream I'd probably try to piss on it, partly from fright but also because I like to pee on things 😀 But that might convert it to our love of peeing and then it would follow us all in our sleep begging to be peed on every night... Pissing in strange places is great in dreams as there is no clean up or consequences and a few times I've had a double wet dream where I pee and orgasm at the same time - very nice.

@Vassal Great story - will go back and read the earlier parts too. I also 'find inspiration' when I have time to myself; nearly every time I 'touch myself' (once or twice a day) I construct a long, elaborate scenario in my head... it takes me at least 30 minutes, sometimes more than an hour to orgasm because I'm over analysing every little detail, making sure I haven't used the same word too many times, wondering if my description of something would work better nearer the end etc. By the time I cum a fairly good story has often been created in my mind but then I snap back to reality as I reali

This is tricky to answer so I put both. In life I'm quite confident and assertive so more of a top, but in the bedroom (or other random location where sex is happening) I definitely want the man to overpower me and take control = bottom... and when it comes to pissing I'm a switch cos I love giving and receiving. In a similar way I am generally straight, or at least heteroflexible, as I'm far more attracted to men, but with peeing more bi because I love to pee on anyone and anything - I'm an equal opportunity pisser!

@GenericUsername Not sure about mine but computers hate me so, knowing my luck, probably one that sends all my deviant secrets to everyone I know lol. Gotta go...

@GenericUsername Love your name by the way! I do use the incognito mode when on the phone but usually have it open on a private window on my desktop as the bigger screen makes the amount of piss in the pictures look larger, which is important to me 😉 And looking at stuff on my phone makes me more likely to get hypnotised by the pee and wander out into traffic - at least in the relative safety of my home I'm less likely to get run over and have my phone land in the view of an old lady who might pee herself from the shock of what she saw on the screen! It would be even worse if she was Skyping w

@Sweets What you said made me realise that I've only logged out 3 or 4 times since I joined a couple of weeks ago, to restart the computer - most of the time I just leave it sitting on the forums index cos I'm too lazy to type my password in every day... but I really should make an effort to log out more so if I get hit by a bus or something all my filthy secrets won't be revealed 😜

Skype is a useful tool but personally I won't use it for piss related things. I'm much more of a voyeur than an exhibitionist and love looking at other's pics and vids - I prefer normal looking people really enjoying peeing rather than porn stars who are paid to pretend so never seem to run out of free amateur stuff to watch. Also I want to completely preserve my anonymity so I can keep the naughty peeing incognito and write about my experiences and fantasies freely on here. I'm usually too busy even to post publicly so hardly ever get time to message privately - am trying to keep the DMs

This is fantastic! Can't wait to read the next installment...

There are so many but some of my favourites are pissing anywhere I want, golden showers, pee bukake, wetting my panties wherever I am, taking a piss in people's mouths, watching men spraying all over things, being used as a urinal at a party, piss vandalism, peeing on carpets and furniture, people watching me pissing......... I'm hoping to go into more detail in Fictional Pee Stories when I have time...

@kinkyygiraffe and @Starks2010 Great idea to have a car or van just for piss! I fantasize about peeing in cars but get put off by the cleanup... I like to imagine me and the other passengers using the backseat as a toilet or just emptying our bladders into the seats as we drive. The only time in reality was as a teenager and I was desperate but there was nowhere for my friend to pull over - I let out squirts of piss onto the rubber floor mat until we finally stopped and I got the door open just in time to shoot a big stream out onto the grass verge.

@speedy3471 If you count the majority of the time as 'from time to time', sure. Alas, reality often gets in the way of this noble ambition - boooooooo, reality... why must it exist?!? Further to my point above about how anything can be a fetish, I like the way my piss fetish combines quite nicely with my fucking and cock sucking fetishes 😜 What was the most 'interesting' place the person below me has pissed lately?

@oliver2 Sharing is caring! Petty much anything can be a fetish if it gets you off, even getting off itself - there are some really hilarious (and hot) ones on people's Fetlife profiles if you ever have time to kill and aren't already confused enough by humans........ @speedy3471 I like mixing my piss fetish with a bit of light bondage sometimes because I love men pissing on me as an act of dominance. Does the person below me enjoy peeing on things to mark them as your territory?

Please don't ever stop - it's so......... motivational 😉

1. A large indoor plant in an office, standing up. 2. The back of the seat in front of me sitting in the movie theatre. 3. My ex's motorbike seat while we were riding. He told me before we left, "When you need to pee I'm not stopping - I want you to wet your pants." So I did, then a while later he pulled over and pissed on me and the bike. I was surprised (and pleased) that he went on his own bike, but he was probably too horny to think straight. 4. My friend's closet and the stuff inside it while she watched me and touched herself. 5. A pint glass. Bonus info: it overflowe

Personally I like to see them go anywhere other than the toilet (and even then I wouldn't complain hahaha). Especially enjoy outdoors, walls, trees, anywhere they shouldn't, even on me, but my favourite place is to watch them naughty pissing indoors all over carpet, walls, furniture, curtains, cubicles, bathrooms etc. I mostly satisfy this through watching Pornhub etc or I'd be responsible for inciting a LOT of property destruction... in my fantasies there are many scenarios but I draw the line at wrecking very precious and expensive things or sacred places like graves and churches in real lif