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PissingBlonde

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  1. Yes, quite a few times - favourite places are my face, mouth, tits, and pussy......... will go into more detail in Real Experiences when I get the chance...
  2. @steve25805 Just to clarify, I meant pretending to be German could be good camouflage for my outdoor peeing and scent marking - I'm really a NZer 🙂 We are quite an outdoorsy place and many locals and sightseers just relieve themselves outside (both pee and worse) so there are frequently articles in the media complaining about 'freedom campers' using the country as their toilet. It is a genuine concern particularly in some popular tourist spots and they are working on solutions... This got me thinking about my original idea; if I was apprehended and neither of my plans above worked, I
  3. I can sympathize - tried to resist (not very hard) but I just wasn't strong enough!
  4. @Sweets That sounds scary! I don't have any experience of other countries but feel that New Zealand is great for outdoor urination as it's scenic, relatively unpopulated, quite liberal, and there are always lots of tourists peeing everywhere anyway. Hmmmmmm....... this could provide me with quite good cover - I've got long blonde hair and big tits so I might practice my fake German accent a bit. If I get caught doing a pee somewhere naughty I can just flutter my eyelashes and say, "Oh, I'm sorry officer - Is this not normal in NZ? In Germany we just piss EVERYWHERE. Have you not seen our porn?
  5. Got here a bit late but good questions........ 1. I love casual peeing and often put a big towel or blanket down in front of me so I can just let loose wherever I am, like under my desk, in front of the sofa, on my bed etc. Or if I'm outside and can get away with it I let out little squirts or just wee as I walk. 2. Almost every day - toilets are boring! I'm a bit of an opportunist ;) 3. Despite what I said in my point above, I do get a thrill out of peeing ON toilets and this is one of my most regular go-to spots (either mine or public loos) when I'm h
  6. Generally I avoid discussing politics in public as I'm far too busy perving at copious amounts of piss porn, however in this instance I will make an exception. I concur with @glad1 re the environmental platform and here is my plan for making yellow the new green: everyone would be free to urinate wherever they wanted at any time, including on me 😜 This would have the (obviously totally scientifically proven) effect of causing so much joy to radiate out from within me that all of mankind's most longstanding problems would be instantly resolved. There would even be so many magic happy rays
  7. Oh yeah, any excuse to squeeze my tits and even more so when I'm peeing... makes it even hotter plus I'm convinced it really does get the last few drops out 😜 SO glad men believe the world is their urinal - it's my biggest turn on to see and think about! My favourite naughty pissing places are always evolving, pretty much anywhere I can get away with.........
  8. Yay for pissing everywhere! Yes, I was quite suprised to manage a litre as I'm not very big - must've been storing it in my tits?!? haha It may take a bit of trial and error learning how to use the site but I'm sure I'll adapt; will try to follow a few people and join in other threads when I'm free 🙂
  9. Thank you all for your warm wet welcome - this does seem like my perfect place! The other day I did pee into a container to measure my capacity; there was just over 1 L that time but wasn't totally busting so may be able to do more? I do enjoy holding and desperation but mostly so my bladder is as full as possible when I want to squirt piss everywhere......
  10. My name is Pissing Blonde and I live in lovely New Zealand... I've always been turned on by peeing so am happy to have found this wonderful world of wetness 🙂 Almost everything about piss makes me wet but my favourite is naughty pissing - both doing and watching others - especially indoors on walls, furniture, carpet, curtains etc. I'm also really into casual / nonchalant peeing wherever I feel like it, scent marking, having my face, mouth, tits, and pussy used as a urinal, and watching men spraying their smelly scent in places they shouldn't; I know it's 'wrong' but it just drives
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