Paulypeeps

Is there a definitive list of things that cause 'Asparagus pee smell'? I have had my pee smell the way it does after eating asparagus without going near asparagus. It can sometimes be a little disconcerting to be wetting myself discreetly in the pub and have the unmistakable smell of asparagus pee wafting up!

The girls have a day out with Bryony wearing their leather skirts, and bryony stays over again. Part 25 Mum woke us in the morning. It was not too early, but I still felt a bit groggy. I sat up and so did Erica, quickly followed by Bryony. Mum handed me two cups of tea and I passed one to Bryony. Bryony sounded a bit agitated. "I can't drink tea, I need to pee first." Straight away I started to pee as loudly as possible, and Erica peed loudly too. Bryony looked from side to side, obviously hearing us pee and not knowing what to say with mum in the room. M

While not actually peeing, Kingsman-Golden Circle has an interesting scene when Clara von Gluckfberg (a golden circle agent) is trying to seduce Eggsy, and Eggsy feels the need to check with his wife that it is O.K. to have sex with the evil agent ( he needs to insert a tracking device via her 'mucous membrane' )so makes the excuse that he has to pee, Clara counters this distraction by saying that he can pee on her if he wants too.

I think that we have to appreciate that the posts on the Catie Lee thread were getting to discuss things not related to pee which is why it was all getting out of hand. I am sure that if things remain on topic there will not be a problem.

Bryony comes for a sleepover and they go clubbing. Part 24 Mum woke us up with tea in the morning. We were quite alert having had unbroken sleep. We both sat up and started peeing in to our bed. We turned to face one another and simultaneously said. "None!" We started giggling. Mum looked a bit confused. "What is so funny." I answered. "We were announcing the number of times we got fucked in the night." Mum had a look of shock on her face and nearly spilled our tea. "What, you mean Colin has been fucking you that much?" we both nodded. I

I pee where I pee because it is convenient for me. If I pee on something it is for convenience, not to disrespect.

The poll does not work - Q3 requires an answer, but there is no answer if you answer no to question 2! You cannot start a question with 'If' and require an answer!

I wrote a little bit of fiction about that picture, I just love it, and the context of it being a hotel campaign:-

It always struck me as strange how my parents just accepted that I had started wetting my bed, never saying anything until the mattress springs rusted, and then all mum said was that I should get a new mattress! I guess that the acceptance is just part of being in a loving family. You have a very special best friend. She must love staying over with you.

Astrid and Erica play tennis, then join their mum and Colin for lunch, and Colin goes home. 😞 Part 23 As usual mum woke us in the morning with tea. I was a bit groggy because mum had woken us a bit earlier than normal. I sat up before I had recapped what had happened in the night. "Three." I said. Erica replied with "Two." I looked at Erica who was now sitting too, and she looked at me. Colin was still asleep, mum coming in to the room had not awoken him, and we were not surprised. Erica helped to raise Colin as I took two cups of tea from mum. Colin was start

I have a couple more episodes planned.

There is some fun in the library and on the bus, and and the girls take Collette shopping and drink coffee. I suspect that @WetMart and @Ms. Tito might like this episode. Part 22 As usual mum woke us up with our cups of tea. I just started to pee where I was laying and recapped how many times Colin had serviced me. "Two." I said. Erica said. "Two." as well. At least we had been treated evenly. Mum must have realised what I was doing. "Hurry up and finish peeing, I can't stand here all day holding your tea." I lifted the duvet and was almost overcome by the

Everyone has some family fun. Part 21 We made a cup of tea and were sitting on the sofa when mum came in from work. Mum popped her head round the lounge door and spoke. "Perhaps you girls would like to get the dressing up clothes out again. Dad really enjoyed it and he will be here all evening, perhaps you can entertain Colin too." With that mum left and went to the kitchen to prepare dinner. I looked at Erica and Erica looked at me. We both realised that Erica's fanny had taken a real pounding during the day, but it was no worse than mine was getting most nights.

I would definitely be doing 'A'. If the lift had carpet I would probably be doing 'A' anyway - multi-tasking riding the lift with having a wee!

It makes me feel free. I love the feeling of freedom as I pee while those around me don't know that I am doing it.

My friends know, and they realise that they are going to the toilet and I am not, and it is a constant source of amusement to them, but people who don't know never realise. Yes, if challenged by friends it is definitely best to admit what you are doing - friends will behave like friends and be understanding. I was quite surprised by quite how much this true. Don't pretend that it was an accident or anything, just be confident and explain that it is something you like to do.

Not so hard with a little planning:- Wear a black skirt (spandex/elastane etc. is best, but polyester is fine too). Find a pub with a nicely upholstered seat with dark or heavily patterned fabric. Banquette seating along the wall and in the corners often has lovely absorbent expanses of cushion. Sit down with a long drink, and a moderately full bladder (nice to have a couple of cups of tea before going to the pub!) Don't wait. You know you will be wetting yourself. Before you get to the desperate stage when you will be letting the whole pub know that you need to pee i

In my experience just using "To go" is a shortened version of "To go to the toilet". In many places the word Toilet is a bit taboo in most contexts, so everyone just understands what is implied when "the toilet" is just left out of the sentence - if it was anywhere else you were going you would have said it. Most young people used to have limited vocabulary that did not include the word "urinate" so not using that word and working around it continued in to adult life. What always tickles us English is when someone from abroad just replaces the word "Toilet" with something else less taboo

One day I will have to go on a pub crawl visiting the locals of members of Peefans...

Your logic is very sound. I dress to wet so that if I want to pee I can just wet myself and not have to worry that anyone will notice me doing it. I wear open shoes that drain easily, fishnet stockings that don't show any wetness, black skirts and dresses that show no wetness, or that dry quickly so I don't have to sit too long before the wet patch fades. Convenience wetting really is very convenient. No need to go to a toilet, and no need to wash my hands afterwards. It is a win-win without how nice it feels too.

One of my favourites is sitting in the pub chatting, and just letting my pee go through my skirt in to the seat. It is so nice to be doing it when no one around you realises you are doing it.

Oh, the suspense...

Collette gets to wet the bed again, and the twins play netball, and there is some fun in the sports equipment store. Oti and Meredith get to wet themselves too. Part 20 Mum suggested that perhaps Erica and I would like to make the Horlicks for a change. We went to the kitchen leaving Mum in the lounge with Collette. It was so long since we last had to make our own Horlicks that it took quite a long time to find where mum kept everything, but we managed to do it OK and get the four mugs in to the microwave. By the time the microwave went 'ping' we knew what was now happening

I quite enjoy peeing on public floors, especially when they are carpeted. When I pee down my legs my pee usually ends up on the floor, and carpet hides the pee much better than leaving a puddle outside. I don't pee in bed very often now since I rusted all the springs in my mattress and had to replace it, but I did very much enjoy letting my pee soak away in to my bed before I went to sleep.

I like that they don't magic away the pee at bedtime, just leaving it to soak away...