oliver2

A doormat learns to express its desires.

Well, this is out of order. You are naughty and shall be punished…

“Nice work with those balls, bae”

… do other kinks get talked about in the coffee shop?

And then the waterproofing on your boots keeps the piss in?

(Raised eyebrow in style of Roger Moore)

Yes 💦🍆 (Wriggling into a diaper in a car would be more embarrassing and involve waving dick around, surrounded by people I know, whereas I’m not v shy about peeing somewhere public if it’s remotely acceptable, which this would be) (Unless, that is, the traffic isn’t actually stopped but is moving and stopping…)

Or, if you ever piss into a lake, river or pool …

Was this, like, in a basement, or outdoors, or in a bathroom floor …? (Was that the same aunt who encouraged you to piss on the floor in a pool changing room?) O

Well, now I’m curious about how @Bacardi pees in the shower

I’d say Kent needs to move up & forwards a wee bit

Tampering with the plumbing at a swimming pool so the urinal drains into the pool Magic/infrared/etc goggles that tell you who’s peeing in the water at the pool or the beach

Well, it’s worth trying, anyway 💦

Yes, the “nice” is doing a LOT of work here 😰

For a moment I thought @Alfresco had been kidnapped and swapped for an impostor

Chapter 4: in which my stepmom leans into the washing machine and gets stuck (As far as I know, it’s just the way it is)

I thought there might be conditions, eg. “Yes, but if you get pregnant within the 24 hours you turn back into a man and become a medical oddity”. … Can I get a dildo?

Well, I mean, yeah, on the whole if you’re not shy as a guy you can just whip it out somewhere, but there are exceptions where I’ve gotten desperate (very crowded places with nowhere to go pee, air travel, driving a car with nowhere good to stop, …)

And it’s fat bottomed girls who make it rotate!

🤷‍♂️ Sex is messy anyway, and our particular kink is more so

That’s mostly how I feel about prostate stimulation (different, intense, mostly cba). Though given a lover who wanted to put his dick up there that would alter the priorities 💦

(At risk of offering unsolicited advice: aren’t there supposed to be ways of having more intense orgasms, like edging or tantra or, uh, prostate stimulation… ?)

24 hours? That’s not very long. That’s barely enough time to work out what particular vulva configuration I have been blessed with and how to piss without it going all down my legs. Maybe not long enough to work out how to orgasm. Certainly not enough to find a nice guy to put his dick in me and fill me up with hot cum…