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That whole twitter account is a nice find.

I dropped a bunch of stuff at the charity shop I had cleaned out during the pandemic. I hot a coupon to use in the shop so went browsing and among other things got a cheap plastic beer pitcher with measurement lines, I had no intention of putting beverages in there. 😉 I was pleased to find that my morning piss was regularly about 1100ml and the regular empties were usually around 700ml, I have definitely seen better done but I was surprised to see myself on the larger bladder end of things.

Went for an afternoon hike, decided to empty out before I left the woods and blast some pine needles off the trail. At the last minute I decided to make a pine cone float instead.

I think the namesake has to be done. Find an appropriate setting and defrost a cupcake.

Straight still water no but total fluids are well over a gallon. When in office I was trying to do a gallon per 8 hour shift, led to many blastings of the urinal.

I selected bush as it is most common. Wall, dumpster, car, river are all also fair game. For me it is nearly as much about convenience as pleasure.

Renaissance Fair I went to had a makeshift trough, about a 20 inch diameter PVC pipe with a quarter cut out of it on horses. Pipe was probably 100 feet long and just slightly angled downhill toward a fence, pipe went through the fence and presumably dumped the piss in the woods. No privacy on approach/departure or while in use and a need to keep an eye upstream.

College had gender segregated dorms with a curfew that was often ignored. Twice I walked into the mens' and saw a figure at the urinal that turned out to be a woman trying to blend in thinking I was the RA. First definitely was just standing there with hands positioned but no actual use of the urinal, the second was more questionable as there were motions of shaking and closing up pants as well as a sly smile before she turned and departed. Also had a friend do an art pose for photography project facing the urinal legs wide spread, totally unnecessary she made loud hssss noises with her

Very true on the porcelain erosion. At that point you aren't 100% physically or mentally in control of the reaction though.

Ladies, curious if you make any adjustments to the stream depending on situation. Is there a "polite professional piddle" when using a shared toilet at a job interview/sales call versus just blasting it out as quickly as possible in a dirty or cold bathroom? IS this something you even notice in yourselves or others?

If it was a good spot for you and your friends to piss, it was a good spot for others to piss. I am sure you aren't the only women in your country that need post bar relief. Have fun with it, plants were going to die with the season's end anyway.

My elementary school was setup this way, at least the lower grades, I didn't have any memory of that previously. I don't remember any antics associated with the setup though I do recall having a pretty decent standing at distance pissing in the boys' room on the communal restroom wing.

I am loving the other angle perspective, would like to some of your other stories get the same treatment if you feel up to it.