Maclir

The person above is, despite claims to the contrary, actually a hedgehog.

My current addiction is a browser based strategy game, Rail Nation. Playing with (and against) people from the USA, Europe, Australia and elsewhere

I have been doing some 'manscaping' for about 2 years. I just use the same razor I use to shave my face, when the family jewels are getting a bit stubbly, a few quick strokes with the gillette takes care of it.

For a while, I played around with the Replika chatbot. It was okay, I guess when things turned sexual... I never tried any pee stuff though. I wasn't impressed with the quality of 'her' responses from an erotica perspective - I think my writing is far better. But it was interesting to play with.

The last 7 years of my previous marriage were asexual, because of my wife's health issues. That was okay by me, when she and I got married, there was the vow 'in sickness and in health" - if you love someone only when everything is going great, what does that say about you? Now, I find that I'm the one in my current marriage that tends not to want sex all that much - put it down to an enlarge prostate, treatment for prostate cancer, and I have difficulty getting and maintaining an erection. Getting old sucks... big time. Does my experiences match yours, or anyone else's here? Probably

In the 1990s, I did a lot of sailing (both inshore and offshore), and us guys would often just pee off the stern - making sure we held on to something securely. I can't swear to the veracity of this, but at one stage the US Coast Guard reported that over 50% of drowned males they recovered had their flies undone, and their penis hanging out. So, either, before they died they decided to have one last wank, or fell overboard peeing.

I would....

Headline: Florida Man arrested after going on a spanking spree.... claims too much bacardi was the cause.

"Maclir" was the first pseudonym I used when I was first on the Internet. This dates back to the mid 1990s. My other pseudonym is "William Turney Morris" - my pen name for my writing activities.

Amy, welcome to the site, there are lots of great, supportive people here.

Welcome to what is probably the friendliest and most supportive water sports community around. I hope you enjoy your stay here.

Hi neighbor, I am in Fleming island

Welcome to this great, friendly, supportive site

The person above me doesn't know that vegemite is far superior to marmite....

Knowing someone you love has cheated on you is devastating - I got through something similar only with the support of some really good, life-long friends. I'm glad you made it through, and I'm sure you are a stronger and better person for it. Welcome back.

Damn it's hard to take a photo...

Welcome to this community, great to have you with us.

Very good - I was trying to be a smartarse... but grade 8 is very impressive. I started playing piano when I was maybe 8, I got up to 2nd grade at the Sydney Conservatorium of Music.. But never really continued with the formal training. In my late teens, I did play in a rock / blues group with some school friends (Santana covers, Stones, Doors, etc), hoping to pick up the groupies... no such luck. I haven't played in 10 or 12 years

So you are a talented pianist, too?

I would post a pic of my butt, however I would need a wide angle lens on my camera to fit it all in. Plus, taking it myself.... unless anyone want to volunteer th o photograph my arse....

Not true, I, for one, love reading your stories. I try to imagine myself on that beach, watching.... Thank you for you efforts

I can't pee that fast....

Bad grammar is one of my pet peeves. Nothing makes me drop a story quicker than a lack of (proper) punctuation, the misuse of words, or a solid slab of text without paragraph breaks. When I was at school, my writing style and grammar was atrocious. If I can learn, then ANYONE can. Read it back, people, get someone to edit it for you - very few people can proofread their own writing.

I can speak from experience, writing erotica that comes across as realistic and believable is difficult, pleasing a wide variety of people is next to impossible, and if your subject is peeing (in any form), it's bloody hard. There are only so many possible scenarios, and trying to come up with something new, but still believable is a real challenge. I'm not saying that I have mastered it - but I did write one scene that I had a reader tell me "when I read scene [xxx], I had an orgasm, without even having to touch myself". That was a one-only. Keep looking - a good site is 'storiesonlin

All of them are great in my opinion