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Sarah had to pee. Real bad. Only thing was, she was miles from a restroom, driving down the interstate in her boyfriend's shitbox Civic, headed to see family in Texas. The hot, humid air was not making the situation any better, and the air conditioning only worked intermittently. "Fucking hell I need to peeee! ...." Sarah moaned, wiggling her fingers in between her legs, holding her crotch as she squeezed her legs together, trying to hold it. At that moment, she ran into a particularly deep pothole, the impact traveling through the car's susp

No app will be needed if it is implemented on the main site. 🙂 But I'm still not convinced Discord is our best option yet. We will always have a chat you can post on directly from the forum's homepage.

After getting pretty full I decided to wet my jeans before bed

You sound so lonely and my heart goes out to you. I think what you need most of all is a real life friend which would have to be someone who lives close enough to visit. I hope you find someone like that here. I tried to communicate with you by PM a while back but only through the typed word. Can't do real chat cos I cant seem to get my mikes working, there's an issue of some kind. The typed word doesn't quite cut it with you I know and you stopped responding. I don't think you really connected with me. Not enough in common perhaps. I don't think our interests overlap all that much.

Personally I have really big boobs. Genuinely really big. I’m attracted to women mostly with medium size boobs, but there’s no such thing as an unattractive pair of boobs in my mind!

Just to be really clear as I saw in the chat there was some further discussion on this: The plan is to only ever have ONE official live chat. Having multiple options at the same time would be confusing and decrease overall participation. I am open to Discord replacing current chat as it has more advanced functionality like voice options, but it needs to be properly tested first (which we're doing with gold). I also have concerns over whether it's a little too technical for some people who want simplicity, and whether having multiple channels of chat would detract from the forum

I realize that it's now spring in the northern hemisphere, but here's one last beautiful winter photo!

As I have said before, I’m a sad old fart. When I was “married”, the sex life between the old witch and I was more like pandas – only when she wanted babies, and then in the dark, missionary, and she’d close her eyes and grit her teeth. When I finally broke off from that stale relationship, I wanted my willy to be pounded. So I got a “male masterbater”. It isn’t like a lady’s pussy; you just stick your willy in, and it just vibrates. I call it my “Willy Wacker” 😃 [I would put a picture here but it says exactly where it came from 😢 ] Thing is, a couple of nights ago, I had

"Willy Wanker" did pass my mind, but it doesn't actually wank the willy, it just vibrates and wacks the top of it. Sperm??? I was vasectomised a long time ago. I would love to tell you the circumstances, but another story! I am on the look-out. I have a good circle of friends, but you can't just go up to someone and say "Can I pee all over you" 😂

Sorry I missed this thread, @F.W, due to being busy. A bit late I know but hope you had a great birthday. You contribute a lot to this forum and it's appreciated. Even if I can act like a boring old mod sometimes. I know we disagree on politics and shit sometimes too. But hey, world would be boring if we all thought the same wouldn't it? Bit late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Except I said "my record isn't as big" 😂

thats good going,, done 240 a few times but not 275! 😀

In the final stages of my marriage breaking down with the old witch (no insult intended to Spywareonya 🙂 ), I pissed into a few of the flower pots she had around the house. It was intended as pure malice to try to kill the feckin' things. But the buggers actually flourished!! At least something appreciated my wee back then 😂

I love knitting, latch hook, cosplay, writing stories, photography. I like disney movies and romantic comedies. I like comedy shows. I like thrift stores. I'm 35. I have a chronic lung disease. I wear an oxygen cannula when i sleep at night. I use a wheel chair at times when i'm out in public at large places. i use 2 inhalers a day. I do not have a drivers license. I spend most of my time at home. I also work from home part time. My husband works a lot 40 hours and is in college so he's gone most days for long amounts of time. I am happily married but it would be nice to have a friend. I spend

More complicated than punishment Through her taking care of them, she also spiritually absorb my piss in her Like pissing into something she would drink afterward if you understand

I could make a server if enough people are interested in it. Just for platonic friendship really, since i'm married. I'm in eastern standard time. The server would also have a voice chat option.

MANY were chatting about this, both seen AND UNSEEN Your voice as Always makes things clear and makes us feel cuddled and directed Thank you from all our hearts The chat is the beating Heart of Peefans. You (not you admin, you grammar noun) don't see it when you look in the mirror, you just see your chest, but it's there, just beneath the surface, pumping life in all you do...

We already have one that we're trialling with gold members at the moment. If successful, we'd look at expanding it to the whole site. 🙂

It's inhuman I really was amazed

I think so… nice pussy

I love Lovecraft stuff Beside he was too pessimistic, the strange mix of science and occult and an apparently amoral cosmos populated by advanced aliens looking like gods to us simply for lack of scientific understanding... ...it's quite like what Witchcraft is about... ...with the difference that he was too pessimistic about the Ancient Ones The Gods are just as terrible and alien but… much more friendly

Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to talk about our saviour and lord Cthulhu?

@will64 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Compliments boy!!! Not a fan of jeans but I just changed my mind!!!

Windows 10, but I liked Windows XP much better. My old laptop died after 13 years so I had to buy a new one. It came with Windows 10.

It's the first thing they teach you in school Watch left and right before corssing a street, don't accept candies from strangers, and piss on Speedy's wife tits if you ever got the chance

I was impressed myself for the same reason!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH APRIL'S FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm very intrigued by your tiny Australian bit! 😛

Yeah!!!

That's amazing, thank you

O sorry I miss understood you

Hahahahahaha

Seems like fair punishment hahaha I've intentionally pissed on some of my wifes flowers hahaha

Iam not into wetting myself, but may have to try it some time hahaha

To me it just link to the site but can't see Birb's pussy!!!

Last nights supper, homemade chicken wings with a homemade buffalo(hot) sauce and a tossed salad with homemade dressing Coat wings with canola oil and season with garlic powder, and Montreal steak spice, toss in flour. Bake in oven for 40 minutes at 425F Dressing apple cider vinegar, olive oil, salt, pepper, lemon juice and poppyseeds

And in your case women as well hahahaha

Pivot of the Grid of Light My greates honour and goal in life

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Many times… last getting back from the Flower Fair!!!

This was a lovely watch, thank you very much! I applaud your confidence! Well done, darling 🙂

Nice video man. Look at you go from working at the store to posting videos hahah. Good for you. Your confidence is growing everyday

This is really good

I can too but it's not exceedingly healthy… it's better to piss freely!!!