Things that annoy you about pee porn

[Sophie 24,371]

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this but plastic on the floor / furniture showing how rigged it all is , apologies if it been mentioned already,

Or if she's conveniently stood on a towel when she "just can't hold it anymore!"

[steve25805 125,854]

Steve 25805 ,

I was wrong in my reply to Mega Poop Tech . In which I took his remarks the wrong way. In what He had said that He didn't like . It seems that I jumped the gun. In saying what I did and would like to descant my remarks.

As I do know a couple of models . Who are into peeing . That do actually like to pee for fun and enjoyment . That I was defending them. In being genuine and not faking it at all.

So I do admit I made a mistake . Which is Human. That Mega Poop Tech can understand that I was inaccurate in what I had said. That I don't mean to cause any trouble over this mishap on wrong communication of the facts .

Thats ok, Kevin. I knew you'd be a big enough man to say all that and I respect you for it.

And we know that there are girls out there who sell pee vids for money who are genuinely into it. Regulars on this forum include Sinna and MissPiss, who fall into this category.

But there is a lot of crap stuff out there too that is utterly staged, and very poorly acted, where girls are clearly not into it sometimes. Scenes involving desperation in particular are almost comically unrealistic most of the time.

[ironbladderman 38]

I've got a bit of a laundry list.

• The fake camera shutter sound.
  
• Producer (or whomever that is) talking.
  
• Woman talking about how she going to pee in a condescending voice. Really, who really describes her pee before doing it? I've yet to meet one woman that does that. How much faker do you get?
  
• Exaggerated facial expressions.
  
• The whole "It's staged, but I think you're dumb enough to think it's real." thing.
  
• It's obvious the model isn't enjoying herself.
  

I know that rules out most pee porn. But that's my list.

I'm curious, why would they include fake camera shutter sounds? I know that's part of one niche of some pee fetish vids but what's the point aside from that and actually taking pictures?

[Scot_Lover 1,875]

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this but plastic on the floor / furniture showing how rigged it all is , apologies if it been mentioned already,

Lol, I use plastic sheets on my bed, it's to protect it, the thing cost $2000 and we're not about to mess it up. Even so, there have been some memorable accidents, have you ever noticed how slippery pee on plastic is? Think frictionless surface and go from there, rofl (literally)

[F.W 5,734]

One thing that i cant stand about general porn,is those on sites like Eroprofile,where it says things like "Mom catches her son jerking",or "Dad teaches daughter to suck".How do we know that the two are even related?Im guessing they arent really,who would do that?I find they only look about 5 years older in most cases.

[uniloo 98]

Video clips where the thumbnail picture gives the wrong impression - eg where it just shows a lone woman outdoors or in a bathroom but when starting to play the clip a man appears. Or where the thumbnail is just the logo of the company producing the clip. Or where the the title is just a 'random looking' number like img12345 which gives no hint as to what the clip will show.

[Vassal 1,470]

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this but plastic on the floor / furniture showing how rigged it all is , apologies if it been mentioned already,

Some WHP videos are like that. They act all desperate and then stand over a mat. Its like come on, put more effort into it, the nature of the thing is to make a mess.

[Sophie 24,371]

Some WHP videos are like that. They act all desperate and then stand over a mat. Its like come on, put more effort into it, the nature of the thing is to make a mess.

Especially when it's on a hardwood floor. Five minutes with a mop would clean it up.

[Vassal 1,470]

I'm surprised they don't pee on the mop...

Exactly! We're practically giving them free content ideas.

[drummer34 40]

I really dont like faked desperation. Desperation in itself doesn't turn me on at all but faked desperation is sometimes downright ridicoulus to look at.

[F.W 5,734]

In all porn,i hate it when it doesnt show the actual moment of penetration.A lot do seem to edit that out,so they go from sucking,next thing theyre at it!Also,i hate too long oral sequences.

[vicapee 35]

What things do you find most annoying with pee porn?

Here are some o

Little dribbles, especially after prolonged fake desperation.

Guys talking and telling the girl what to do. Shut the fuck up, man! And just let her get on with it and film what happens!

Any pee scene where the girl is obviously hating it.

Stop-start pees. I just wanna see a continuous flow. I don't think girls normally spend forever stopping and starting. Mind you, who knows? It would certainly explain that lifelong mystery - why the fuck girls take so long in the fucking bathroom!

Not keen on slo mo either.

And utterly fake orgasmic moans when she pees. Ideally a girl will enjoy peeing a lot. But in reality, never quite that much. That comes afterwards when she maybe brings herself off. Come on guys, for fuck sake, let's have a little more realism. When it comes to the ecstatic moans, less is more during pissing, really dudes!

And fucking music, which is almost always stunningly crap but even if it were so fucking great that I'd pay good money to hear it at a concert, that's not what I want from a pee video! If I wanted that I'd buy a fucking music video! I just wanna hear her pissing, guys!

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I can be desperate for a long time and let my flow out slow and stop and start multiple times until empty it takes me between 45 second to 2 min to empty my bladder

[F.W 5,734]

I can be desperate for a long time and let my flow out slow and stop and start multiple times until empty it takes me between 45 second to 2 min to empty my bladder

Mmmm,i do like to see spurty pees..

[Bobby boy 124]

When it's fake, it's usually too obvious. And then she pees and it's literally a couple of squirts. That's the problem with a lot of pee porn, it just makes me laugh.

Watched one yesterday where the girl was absolutely bursting !! When she finally peed her pants it was about an egg cup full and then to completely ruin it the sound of pee on a plastic sheet , Rubbish ,!

[F.W 5,734]

I say before and say again.You cant beat proper toilet voyeur vids.No false oohing and aahing,just girls doing what girls do!1 minute of peeing and wiping,next please..

[luv2watch 109]

The most disturbing "stop and start" clips feature a gorgeous blonde girl named "Amber".

She has a potentially beautiful stream with peehole exposed, but the damn cameramen are more interested in the photo shoot, so they constantly tell her to stop every three seconds.

What makes it even more annoying is that Amber really does need to pee, so she even tells them loudly " I need to pee", She does not want to stop, and I am sure the viewers do not want her to stop, but the damn stubborn cameramen ruin what could be a potentially great pee from a hot orifice.

Another peeve of mine is similar to what had been mentioned by uniloo.

There are many thumbnails of clips that are quite lengthy with peeing in the main description, but much time is wasted when viewing a 10-30 minute clip, and there is only ten seconds of peeing.

Also, many clips with intriguing thumbnails end up disappointing me because they feature pissing penises, which I do not want to see.

I have seen countless thumbnails featuring gorgeous women, only to discover she is on her knees about to be soaked by a penis.

If i knew this in advance, I would pass on the clips.

In short, I wish some clips were more descriptive.

[ironbladderman 38]

I don't like that a lot of searches result in the same pee fetish vids; only differing with the actress that's in it. It's great that they can get everything so clear and so forth, but they just need some variety to it. Instead of just straight to the steak and potatoes of the fetish.

[wetnutt 70]

With desperation videos, when they finally decide to go they need to look like they are trying to be discrete, like a real person. I find it a turn off if she pops out her boobs or is flashing her ass for everyone to see.

Also no long delay or jump cut between the time they drop into a squat and they start to pee. It makes it look fake. In fact if they can start to go before managing to get their panties down, even better - a wet spot is a sure sign of real desperation.

[luv2watch 109]

I am in the minority in that I prefer natural peeing.. I can do without wetting, golden showers, or drinking

I love seeing women peeing in containers, but then I get turned off when she poors it down her body or drinks it.

[Starks2010 2,193]

I hate long drawn out pee scenes. Girl walking a long distance, looking all obvious about what she needs to do. Just drop your draws and piss! I hate unrealistic pee scenes too. Acrobatics and getting naked for a public pee scene. I hate weak streams and dribbling too. I hate when the camera doesn't show the aftermath of the puddle and wet napkin.

[luv2watch 109]

I also prefer pee scenes when the face is fully shown.

A great stream is not the same if we have no idea what the pisser looks like. It largely subtracts from the intimacy level of the clip, and is much less erotic.

Other pee clips I have no interest in include pee streams accompanied, and hence interrupted by various forms of masturbation such as dildo insertion, rubbing or fisting, lesbian pissing, man on women golden showers, wetting, drinking, pissing on self, and voyeur clips in restrooms, unless they are staged.

[Pete2304 36]

Sadly there is so little genuine amateur content available from what I've seen from google searching at least and what there is most people here have probably viewed on eroprofile/xtube etc enough times to be bored of it by now! Now if everyone on here posted a video each, would give us all something new to watch. However, like probably the vast majority, I wouldn't have the confidence to even think about doing that, at least not without having a drink or five first!

[lugia 228]

Pete, we actually do have a sort of system here where everyone posts whatever video they can dig up of whatever pee situation fits, in the video section. We don't all do it, but there's really no need; the legal content is limited, even with many searching eyes.

I am in the minority in that I prefer natural peeing.. I can do without wetting, golden showers, or drinking

I love seeing women peeing in containers, but then I get turned off when she poors it down her body or drinks it.

I quoted Luv2Watch because he speaks for me as well, in all aspects of that post. Unfortunately, people don't control their fetishes, so whatever is in demand is what gets supplied. Now, to answer the original question of this thread . . . well, most people covered it already, but:

1. When the scene features a woman who seems to REALLY need to go, but then squats and ends up taking forever to go, that annoys me. I understand the concept of being camera-shy, but if the desperation is legitimate, it shouldn't matter- the scene should begin when the subject is already on the verge of peeing her pants.

2. This is a bit off-topic, but it annoys me that pee porn vendors will charge double and sometimes triple digit prices for custom videos. Sometimes the circumstances of the custom clip justify a higher price- I get that- but I'm a man of simple tastes, who just wants a natural video. No daring public ventures, no peeing on anything weird, no fancy lighting, just a quick, two-minute amateur witnessing of what happens between the time she announces "gotta pee, brb," and "okay, back." If you're into what you're doing, it's not that taxing.

3. On this, I'm almost alone: I dislike how many videos involve a low frontal squat. Over ninety percent of all content is that same squat, while the kind I'm into (rear view) is almost exclusively webcams in public bathrooms. The high, forward-leaning squats that I happened to witness at a young age started this for me, and it seems my mind wants to recreate those experiences, but it's frustrating how rare they are.

[luv2watch 109]

Others have mentioned something similar to this, but one way the producers of pee porn would increase their profits was to produce lengthy pee volumes sold on DVD or VHS that featured relatively few pee streams, that instead focused on lengthy preparation or teasing before the pee, and then repetitive variations of the same pee, either in slow motion, backwards, or both.

The old " All Pissed Off" series would feature only six streams in one hour using this format. They therefore could sell about four times as many volumes than they would have if the pee models had gotten right down to peeing without all the fluff and repetition.

[pbl 42]

I might be in the minority, but I am often frustrated by the lack of scenes depicting women trying to pee standing like men. This is in spite of the fact that countless women attempted to do this when they were young and curious. For a fetish that is often about naughty transgressions of normal behavior, it baffles me how 95+% of nude pee scenes feature a woman who either squats or sits. I presume the producers are choosing to do this because they think the viewer wants to see the vulva in as explicit manner as possible. However, that misses the whole point of pee fetishes, which for many people is about naughty rule-breaking and not about wanton lasciviousness.