Naughty places to pee - the percentage count

[P-Spud 1,352]

Of the other ones, the one I most want to try is peeing on someone else. Too bad I don't think I'll ever get a chance to do that :frown:

You and me both CB! Still, you never know... Two of your examples really made me chuckle - Abandoned broken toilet and potty meant for a doll. Good ones! :biggrin:

[Genapee 68]

On 11/2/2015 at 4:18 AM, steve25805 said:

I've done alright so far

1. Carpet/Rug

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

12. Toilet with closed lid

15. On somebody else

19. On clothing

20. In someone's mouth.

My percentage? 50%

 

 

[Spectacle 215]

All right, let's see how many of these I've done.

1. Carpet/Rug

2. Sofa/Couch

3. Armchair

4. Table

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

11. Indoor wall

12. Toilet with closed lid

15. On somebody else

16. Kitchen counter

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer

19. On clothing

20. In someone's mouth.

I skipped over three -- the dishwasher, the car, and the wine glass one, I think. I haven't done those. So, 85%. Or 90% if I go out into the kitchen right now and have my morning pee on the dishwasher dishes. So, that's pretty good, right? (Also if there happens to be a wine glass in there, I could get two for one. Ha.)

Edited December 2, 2016 by Spectacle

[uniloo 98]

25%

[new2this 128]

I'm a boring dude with a paltry 30%

[Alfresco 11,627]

i am the same as Steve 80%.  i didnt have kitchen counter, table, someone else or someones mouth.   i have many others that weren't on the list though - e.g pool, changing room floor, stairwell, phonebox, hot tub, washing machine, train etc.

[PeeFan86 288]

4. Table

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

11. Indoor wall

15. On somebody else

16. Kitchen counter

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

19. On clothing

20. In someone's mouth

 

65%

[goldenguy 35]

Just the safe options really.

1) Carpet

5) Sink

6) Shower/Bath

8) Bathroom Floor

9) Kitchen Floor

11) Indoor Wall

12) Toilet with closed lid

35%   haven't counted clothes though as though I have wet myself I've not peed on clothes just in them.

[petal123 129]

Got quite a few of these, 70%

1. Carpet/Rug
2. Sofa/Couch
3. Armchair
4. Table
5. Sink
6. Shower/Bath
8. Bathroom floor
9. Kitchen floor
10. Beer, wine, or champagne glass
11. Indoor wall
12. Toilet with closed lid
14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor
18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer
19. On clothing

Have videos of 3. and 8., can link if anyone wants to see.. :)
3. in particular was fun, on a busy street in broad daylight.

[puddyls 26,253]

80% for me

[pissgasm 0]

75% 

Plus some places not on the list: refridgerator, stairs of an apartment building, guitar, and an open packed suitcase

[Starks2010 2,197]

On 11/2/2015 at 4:18 AM, steve25805 said:

Here are 20 very naughty locations for you to have pissed in or on, each worth 5%. If you have done all 20, that's a 100% top score. How many of them have you done? What's your percentage?

1. Carpet/Rug

2. Sofa/Couch

3. Armchair

4. Table

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

11. Indoor wall

12. Toilet with closed lid

13. Dishwasher

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

15. On somebody else

16. Kitchen counter

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer

19. On clothing

20. In someone's mouth.

My percentage? 80%

55%

[Pissobsessed 219]

1. Carpet/Rug

2. Sofa/Couch

3. Armchair

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

16. Kitchen counter

19. On clothing

My percentage? 55%

[spywareonya 37,961]

100 but I think I'll have to tell in details

[spywareonya 37,961]

I may need a while

 

[spywareonya 37,961]

On ‎02‎/‎11‎/‎2015 at 10:18 AM, steve25805 said:

Here are 20 very naughty locations for you to have pissed in or on, each worth 5%. If you have done all 20, that's a 100% top score. How many of them have you done? What's your percentage?

1. Carpet/Rug

2. Sofa/Couch

3. Armchair

4. Table

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

11. Indoor wall

12. Toilet with closed lid

13. Dishwasher

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

15. On somebody else

16. Kitchen counter

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer

19. On clothing

20. In someone's mouth.

My percentage? 80%

1 carpet/rug

countless times, in many places. I mean, beside my lesbians lovers which had been really many (I was an on-line hooker too and had sex to countless girls), I also had many punk and metalheads friends and drunk-sleeping usually lead to carpet pissing just as much as BDSM with sex slaves

 

2 sofa/couch

both in clubs (shamelessly) and in friends houses, we were all wet in beer and the sofa was already messed so nobody complained, elsewhere it could have been difficult

 

3 armchair

female friend's house, drunk joking curiously not lesbian lover, really older than me, I think she befriended me becuase she was really rugged by life and found in me somebody to love her unwithstanding everything else. Moved many years ago, lost since then. A little tear on my left eye at the moment, by the way

 

4 table

picnic tables countless times (also for the videos requested in my thread "where would you see me pee?" before discovering the video gallery was down) and also the one in my house, both on it (just once, it is old and expensive, all-wooden) and under it (countless). Pissed into a sex-slave dish during dinner once, went to the table too

 

5 sink

impossible to number. My house, my relatives house just for the heck of it, public bathrooms the few times I visited them... very probably I'm even missing many

 

6 shower/bath

bring me someone who didn't pee in the shower. For what concerns bath, I once peed in the bath after taking one for ritual purposes (pissing in it as you stepped outside was part of the ritual) and other times just for lazyness. Some (though not that many) drunk bath pissing by sitting on the edge in friend's houses during parties

 

7 bed

unvoluntarily after too much alcohol, and on purpose, many times, on lesbian sex slaves (without warning obviously)

 

8 bathroom floor

 

once for one of the videos I had been requested about, and some other times just to try 

 

9 kitchen floor

 

when I'm cooking and cannot get upstairs to piss, I usually prefer to get out of the back garden door and squat over my female (hot but PRUUUUUUUDISH) neighbour's flowers, but sometimes, when I know that we're gonna pass the mop, I simply pee on the floor, though it is rare anyway. More often, I pee on the floor unintentionally by aiming without enough care (or simply spraying too strong) the bowl I piss in if I'm not to go out and piss onto the abovementioned flowers. Obviously I later pour it onto them nonetheless

 

10 beer, win, and champagne glass

many times with Alex just to play, some time to offer it to my lesbian lovers, and once to offer it WITHOUT telling (story already mentioned in another post) to a girl who refused my sexual advances. She drank it all and never knew.

 

 

11 indoor wall

 

once during a drunk sleepover with friends (no sex, we were just talking about peeing standing, I can do that without problems 'cause my urethra is oriented upward and frontward)

and a couple of times with a lesbian lovers, she hated it and that is why I used to do that, she Always started crying ('cause she wanted to get mad at me but was subdued and afraid to lose me and god how nasty had I been with her) but days later she anyway called me to come over to fuck her nonetheless

 

12 toilet with closed lid

once, didn't noticed out of drunkness, and another one  ten minutes ago just to be sure I had something to write about this point

 

 

13 dishwasher

just once, turned on by a video about that

 

 

14 inside a car on the seat or the floor

oh boys my favourite!!! Ok, wet myself during trips after drunk roaming with female friends (no sex) or coming home from messy parties (the seat was already wet 'cause our bodies wer drenched by both water and beer) and some times to make lesbian lovers angry/humiliated during car sex

 

15 on somebody else

 

countless times, both with Alex (though he usually is the pisser and I'm the pissed) and with lesbian lovers Golden showers had ALWAYS been a major part of my sexuality

 

16 kitchen counter

just once, to complete this poll

 

17 Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

 

the bowl while I'm cooking does count since it is an actual metal pot I use to cook spaghetti, and once in a kettle to make a pee-tea for experiment. Besides that, many times I use my pee for ritualistic reasons, filling a bottle and mixing it with herbs and other substance (blood, semen, hairs, nails, iron thorns, and other things)

 

18 Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer

lesbian lover , to humiliate her (part of the subduing process)

 

19 on clothing

as above; also, little sprays (hard to notice) in shops, and on people's jackets in clubs once, a full shower before running away at the end of the party

 

20 in someone's mouth

 

exactly like point 15, didn't even understood that Golden showers can be performed without face pissing and piss drinking

 

 

wow, it has been long and hard!!!

 

 

[glad1 2,832]

 

I'm barely up to 50%. Guess I need to get indoors more.

1. Carpet/Rug - if the indoor/outdoor kind counts

6. Shower/Bath - used both many times, sometimes across the room from one to the other.

7. Bed - had a couple great dreams and didn't get up in time

8. Bathroom floor - apparently more times than girlfriends can count

10. Beer, wine, or champagne glass - I've filled a glass or two, and come close several dozen other times

11. Indoor wall - across the top of a urinal where the top was below fly level

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor - when I overshot the cup

15. On somebody else - once by accident, the other times deliberately

17. Kettle or other innapropriate vessel - have used a pot or pan or two

19. On clothing - on my girlfriend's bikini bottoms while she was wearing them

 

[spywareonya 37,961]

I think I'm the only one insofar that reached the 100%

Well, not everybody can be as slutty as I am

 

What I have to notice is that a lot of those points had been conquered by me thanks to my lesbian-mistress side only...

 

Interesting...

[Scot_Lover 1,876]

Geez, out of all the things we do here and to each other, I only manage 7 of 20, a paltry 35%.

Ladies only manage 6 of 20, or 30%. 

[spywareonya 37,961]

56 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said:

Geez, out of all the things we do here and to each other, I only manage 7 of 20, a paltry 35%.

Ladies only manage 6 of 20, or 30%. 

Don't say "only"

 

Many of them are much easier and less important than others

Example? confront me peeing on my own kitcher counter just to complete the poll, and me peeing standing on the jackets in the club before running away, scared as shit byt the risk of getting caught by security. I'm sure you three are top sex.

 

And by the way: you are a man who lives/fucks/loves not one but TWO motherfuckingly beautiful women (I could try to beat you and rape them for how amazingly gorgeous they are, it is almost offensive how marvellous their smiles and their bodies are), so who cares about your score?

 

I would bargain a 0 points to put my hands on those pussies and asses

[Scot_Lover 1,876]

Lol, they say thank you.

I should tell you that the image posted as a cover pic is not them, it just has an uncanny resemblance.

Sorry to burst anyone's bubble, Maigh found it on Google Images somewhere.

[spywareonya 37,961]

6 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said:

Lol, they say thank you.

I should tell you that the image posted as a cover pic is not them, it just has an uncanny resemblance.

Sorry to burst anyone's bubble, Maigh found it on Google Images somewhere.

Oh...

 

 

Well, you must fix this thing

 

We want some pics!!!

[expererg 1,185]

6 hours ago, spywareonya said:

19 on clothing

as above; also, little sprays (hard to notice) in shops, and on people's jackets in clubs once, a full shower before running away at the end of the party

Wow I'd love to hear more about this one (people's jacket in a club). People you knew, or not, why there, did it get you excited ? I love naughtiness like this !

[Scot_Lover 1,876]

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

 

 

Well, you must fix this thing

 

We want some pics!!!

Please don't, I am 50, Maigh is 40 and Mary is 38, you do not want to see us, lol. I can post anything, but our one rule is no pics. There is an underlying reason for this, the person involved was only released from prison last year. It still brings back bad memories.

[spywareonya 37,961]

8 hours ago, Scot_Lover said:

 person involved was only released from prison last year

Sincerely interested in who, why, for how long. Not judging, quite the opposite indeed. Even through PM.