Sophie 24,348 Posted June 21, 2023 Author Share Posted June 21, 2023 The person above me once kicked an angel. Link to post
Kupar 13,307 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 The person above can predict the weather by observing the behaviour of squirrels 1 Link to post
steve25805 125,278 Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 The person above me was busted last week for running an illegal hamster farm. 5000 hamsters were rescued and are now sunning it in deluxe hamster cages in the Caribbean. 1 Link to post
ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,737 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 The person above me was a stun double for Christian Bale in the Dark Knight Rises Link to post
oliver2 4,354 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 The person above me can piss more accurately than I can, but often doesn’t bother 2 Link to post
Overlord 447 Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 (edited) The person above me is actually a car that Top Gear drove through Africa. Edited July 18, 2023 by Overlord 2 Link to post
Johnboy777 3,829 Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 The person above me is actually the owner of a farm where pure-bred Swiss Cheese cows are raised. 2 Link to post
A_AShes 525 Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 The person above was born in a leather cat suit 2 Link to post
Sophie 24,348 Posted July 21, 2023 Author Share Posted July 21, 2023 The person above me is not on an FBI watch list... ...The FBI is on their watch list! 2 1 Link to post
Maclir 1,057 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 The person above is, despite claims to the contrary, actually a hedgehog. 1 2 Link to post
Popular Post Kupar 13,307 Posted July 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2023 The person above can communicate with alligators through a combination of body movements and gutteral grunts 5 Link to post
Bacardi 10,064 Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 The person above me gives wedgies to unsuspecting people on the street. 2 Link to post
Sophie 24,348 Posted July 23, 2023 Author Share Posted July 23, 2023 The person above me hides acorns like a squirrel. 1 1 Link to post
Overlord 447 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 The person above me is the owner of a big dry cleaning chain and secretly hopes to expand business by people pissing more in their clothes. 1 Link to post
steve25805 125,278 Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 The person above me likes to chase emus so he can laugh at them running. 1 1 Link to post
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