Sophie 23,100 Posted June 21, 2023 Author Share Posted June 21, 2023 The person above me once kicked an angel. Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,480 Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 The person above can predict the weather by observing the behaviour of squirrels 1 Quote Link to post
steve25805 121,329 Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 The person above me was busted last week for running an illegal hamster farm. 5000 hamsters were rescued and are now sunning it in deluxe hamster cages in the Caribbean. 1 Quote Link to post
ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,526 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 The person above me was a stun double for Christian Bale in the Dark Knight Rises Quote Link to post
oliver2 3,899 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 The person above me can piss more accurately than I can, but often doesn’t bother 2 Quote Link to post
Overlord 322 Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 (edited) The person above me is actually a car that Top Gear drove through Africa. Edited July 18, 2023 by Overlord 2 Quote Link to post
Johnboy777 3,464 Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 The person above me is actually the owner of a farm where pure-bred Swiss Cheese cows are raised. 2 Quote Link to post
A_AShes 468 Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 The person above was born in a leather cat suit 2 Quote Link to post
Sophie 23,100 Posted July 21, 2023 Author Share Posted July 21, 2023 The person above me is not on an FBI watch list... ...The FBI is on their watch list! 2 1 Quote Link to post
Maclir 941 Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 The person above is, despite claims to the contrary, actually a hedgehog. 1 2 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Kupar 12,480 Posted July 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2023 The person above can communicate with alligators through a combination of body movements and gutteral grunts 5 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,170 Posted July 22, 2023 Share Posted July 22, 2023 The person above me gives wedgies to unsuspecting people on the street. 2 Quote Link to post
Sophie 23,100 Posted July 23, 2023 Author Share Posted July 23, 2023 The person above me hides acorns like a squirrel. 1 1 Quote Link to post
Overlord 322 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 The person above me is the owner of a big dry cleaning chain and secretly hopes to expand business by people pissing more in their clothes. 1 Quote Link to post
steve25805 121,329 Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 The person above me likes to chase emus so he can laugh at them running. 1 1 Quote Link to post
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