Under the table

[InsertName 572]

Do people piss under tables in dimly lit taverns/pubs/bars? I hate that I love piss vandalism 🤷🏼‍♀️ but I sooo fucking love it. I do not participate, but I fantasize. I would love to play my fingers in a hottie’s hard stream while jerking his cock or rubbing her cunt. Obviously there aren’t videos online (if this is even a thing) since it’s dark under the table. 
 

Anyway - is this a thing for others? Is this a thing people do?

[Adidas pisser 303]

6 hours ago, InsertName said:

Do people piss under tables in dimly lit taverns/pubs/bars? I hate that I love piss vandalism 🤷🏼‍♀️ but I sooo fucking love it. I do not participate, but I fantasize. I would love to play my fingers in a hottie’s hard stream while jerking his cock or rubbing her cunt. Obviously there aren’t videos online (if this is even a thing) since it’s dark under the table. 
 

Anyway - is this a thing for others? Is this a thing people do?

I've done that in pubs and on trains in the past... not for a few years now though

[Takashi96 1,068]

On 4/30/2023 at 7:33 PM, InsertName said:

Do people piss under tables in dimly lit taverns/pubs/bars? I hate that I love piss vandalism 🤷🏼‍♀️ but I sooo fucking love it. I do not participate, but I fantasize. I would love to play my fingers in a hottie’s hard stream while jerking his cock or rubbing her cunt. Obviously there aren’t videos online (if this is even a thing) since it’s dark under the table. 
 

Anyway - is this a thing for others? Is this a thing people do?

Back in the mid 2000s I used to hit this neighborhood bar after work, followed by a nearby late night pizza place after closing time. One night, a little after three, I was at the pizza place, sitting alone, eating my post bar slices, when I heard this whispering and giggling from another booth. It was just across the aisle, and one up, from mine. I worked near a college campus so there were usually drunk students around on the weekends. And on that night there were four of them within earshot. Three girls and one guy, whispering among themselves (but still loud enough for me to hear) about how one of them had to pee immediately. Unfortunately, the sole bathroom was out of order. And now the desperate girl was contemplating pissing under the table, with her three companions gleefully encouraging her.

The guys behind the counter were distracted by the other loud, drunken customers clamoring for pizza. Nobody was really paying attention to the six booths; only two of which were occupied. One of the non-desperate girls was pleading her case beautifully.  

"You're not even wearing underwear. Oh my God, it's so easy. I've totally done it before. Trust me, nobody's gonna notice."

The denim around my nether regions was compromised, barely containing the uprising that not even bourbon could weaken. And then... the two non-desperate girls extolled the virtues of going commando in a dress because you could "pee pretty much anywhere, and get away with it."

The guy nodded along, laughing. He seemed impressed, though not sexually.

I cannot begin to describe the five alarm fire that was consuming me from within. Meanwhile, the four of them were so plastered I'm not even sure they noticed me sitting nearby?

I began to eat my slices evermore slowly, for I did not want to miss seeing the flood gates open all over the floor. The desperate girl was sitting in the seat close to the aisle, with her back to me. And for the next 15 minutes she went back and forth, peeling up her dress, and scooting her butt to the edge of the seat with urinary intent. In response, the girl across from her would move her legs sideways to avoid getting hit by the stream. But sadly enough, the stream was never released.

After about twenty minutes of will she or won't she? The place was flooded with new drunk people, putting in their final orders before closing time. The booths filled up, and one group noticed I was almost finished and really wanted the booth I had all to myself. 

I went home that night aching from the question unanswered. Remembering the girl with the sly smile, bragging about her history of soaking the carpet, just because it was easy. Confident that she would never be caught. And daring me to dream of all the other places she may have left her mark?

 

Edited May 2, 2023 by Takashi96
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[InsertName 572]

2 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

Back in the mid 2000s I used to go to the bar after work, followed by this late night pizza place after closing time. One night, a little after three in the morning, I was sitting alone in my booth, eating my post bar slices, when I heard this whispering and giggling from another booth. It was just across the aisle, and one up, from mine. My job was near a college campus so there were usually drunk students around on the weekends. And that night there were four of them within earshot. Three girls, and one guy whispering among themselves, but still loud enough for me to hear, about how one of them had to pee immediately. Unfortunately, the one bathroom was out of order. And now the desperate girl was contemplating pissing under the table, with the other three gleefully encouraging her.

The guys behind the counter were distracted by other loud, drunken  customers, and nobody was really paying attention to the six booths; only two of which were occupied. One of the non-desperate girls was pleading her case beautifully.  

"You're not even wearing underwear. Oh my God, it's so easy. I've totally done it before. Trust me, nobody's gonna notice."

The denim around my nether regions was compromised, barely containing the uprising that even the bourbon could not weaken. And then... the two non-desperate girls extolled the virtues of going commando in a dress because you could "pee pretty much anywhere and get away with it."

The guy nodded along, laughing. He seemed impressed, though not sexually.

I cannot begin to describe the five alarm fire that was consuming me from within. Meanwhile the four of them were so plastered I'm not even sure they noticed me sitting nearby?

I began to eat my slices as slowly as I could. I did not want to miss watching the flood gates open. The desperate girl was sitting in the seat closest to the aisle, with her back to me. And for the next 15 minutes she went back and forth, peeling up her dress, and scooting her butt to the edge of the seat. The girl across from her would move her legs to the side to avoid getting hit by the stream. But no stream would release.

After about twenty minutes of will she or won't she? The place was flooded with new drunk people, putting in their final orders before closing time. The booths filled up, and one group noticed I was almost finished and really wanted the booth I had all to myself. 

I went home that night aching from the question unanswered. Remembering the girl with the sly smile, bragging about her history of soaking the carpet, just because it was easy. Confident that she would never be caught. And daring me to dream of all the other places she may have left her mark?

 

Amazing! Thank you for sharing. 

[colette888 6,967]

I assure you that as far as I can tell, there's no limit to people's initiatives and actions.. in my case, pissing under a restaurant or bar table doesn't even seem especially imaginative, to be honest...

[Yellowbanana 225]

Not under a table. But at a bar.

Just go to the bar for order. While i was standing at the bar and waiting, i zip down took my penis out and pissed up at the bar. Nobody sees it. It just look like i standing in the bar and ordering.

[Adidas pisser 303]

I was with a workmate once and he did this right next to me... but at a Chinese takeaway counter 🤪

[Yellowbanana 225]

1 minute ago, Adidas pisser said:

I was with a workmate once and he did this right next to me... but at a Chinese takeaway counter 🤪

I did it while my friends girlfriend stood next to me. She didnt care. Her boyfrien, her and i  have pissed all over another friends car toghetere. 

[Adidas pisser 303]

2 minutes ago, Yellowbanana said:

I did it while my friends girlfriend stood next to me. She didnt care. Her boyfrien, her and i  have pissed all over another friends car toghetere. 

Did the other friend know?

[Yellowbanana 225]

5 minutes ago, Adidas pisser said:

Did the other friend know?

No the car friend didnt know. He was host for a party, and us 3 pissers was drunk, standing i his driveway, smoking. And then the girl in the story was saying, i should piss and her boyfriend was like, piss on ***** car. And we all went over to piss on his car. Never told him.

[thisguy20 938]

Have definitely heard of people peeing under tables or against the underside of bars.  Can't say that I've ever seen or heard it happen. 

Have I contemplated doing it: yes.  Are there times where I think I could have gotten away with doing it: yes.  Have I ever actually done it: no.

[Paulypeeps 5,282]

I generally prefer to just wet the seat I am sitting on, but I have sat on the edge of the seat and peed on to the carpet when I did not want to get my skirt wet, and I have also just stood at the bar and peed down my legs. It is an easy thing to do.

[colette888 6,967]

7 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

I generally prefer to just wet the seat I am sitting on, but I have sat on the edge of the seat and peed on to the carpet when I did not want to get my skirt wet, and I have also just stood at the bar and peed down my legs. It is an easy thing to do.

True, it's extremely easy and practical! I love it!!

[Peesfully 237]

On 4/30/2023 at 7:33 PM, InsertName said:

Do people piss under tables in dimly lit taverns/pubs/bars? ...Anyway - is this a thing for others?

Yes they do, and the place can be brightly lit too! I love peeing under restaurant tables onto carpets. Just move undies aside, and let penis out of leghole of shorts, completely hidden from view by the legs. It's even better wearing a skirt. Just be careful of sight lines so the stream can't be seen. Booths are pretty safe places. Also be careful of the noise your stream makes... I have had people turn their heads toward me when I peed too strongly. So satisfying to pee out a full bladder under the table!

[WillAndSarah 197]

On 5/1/2023 at 5:34 PM, Paulypeeps said:

I generally prefer to just wet the seat I am sitting on, but I have sat on the edge of the seat and peed on to the carpet when I did not want to get my skirt wet, and I have also just stood at the bar and peed down my legs. It is an easy thing to do.

Wow! We've been looking for a third partner who loves piss as much as we do; the thought of seeing you standing there at the bar, piss running down your legs and into your...... what would it be? Stockings? Boots? Well, just running down your inner thighs - that's enough to get us going! REALLY hot for us!

She is amazed that you'd really do this. While we have lots of extremely wet and pissy sex, peeing while out & about, and especially in public places, is something she's very much still warming up to; she's never released anything more than a few drops while out where other people might be able to see.

How did you work up the courage? Will you let it all out, leaving puddles behind, or are you more reserved, so as not to be noticed? What did it feel like to do that? Is this something you do often? We're so curious!

Happy pissing! <3

Edited May 3, 2023 by WillAndSarah

[Paulypeeps 5,282]

3 hours ago, WillAndSarah said:

Wow! We've been looking for a third partner who loves piss as much as we do; the thought of seeing you standing there at the bar, piss running down your legs and into your...... what would it be? Stockings? Boots? Well, just running down your inner thighs - that's enough to get us going! REALLY hot for us!

She is amazed that you'd really do this. While we have lots of extremely wet and pissy sex, peeing while out & about, and especially in public places, is something she's very much still warming up to; she's never released anything more than a few drops while out where other people might be able to see.

How did you work up the courage? Will you let it all out, leaving puddles behind, or are you more reserved, so as not to be noticed? What did it feel like to do that? Is this something you do often? We're so curious!

Happy pissing! ❤️

I like to be discreet so that I can get away with doing it often. I don't want to get banned from my favourite pub that I like to visit two or three times a week! I wear open heels and fishnet stockings so that if I pee gently down my legs there is nothing to see when I am standing on carpet. If I am on a hard surface I just step away from the puddle when I am done and it is just another spilt drink to whoever mops up. I will typically drink two to four pints of cola in the pub, and I will never vist the ladies room so it will all end up on the floor or in the upholstery (stay till closing time and the seat will be dry before the pub opens up again!)

I started wetting in public by accident, I peed outside once and inadvertently soaked my stockings, and found that when I went in the pub all the pee drained out of my stockings and soaked in to the carpet making it squishy - I just realised that a bit more pee won't hurt, and that was the start. I just tucked my legs under the seat and peed on the back of my legs when I wanted to pee for the rest of the evening - the carpet was already wet, my stockings were already wet, and there was nothing to see! Fishnet stockings really are a wonder garment.

I got more comfortable with properly wetting myself by going to the cinema and letting my pee soak through my skirt in to the seat, and going clubbing where it is dark. It is a great way to build confidence. Over the years I have mastered the art of misdirection - the girl checking her phone or reading the ingredients or looking at the menu is never going to be thought of as a girl deliberately wetting herself!

I always wet myself all the time when I go out. I dress to wet so that I can get away with it. There is no way that I will pee in a toilet.

It feels very liberating, the freedom to just pee whan I want to pee is great, and it is especially nice to be doing it when others are close by and I am chatting, and I never get tired of feeling the warmth whether running down my legs or soaking in to the upholstery and carressing my bottom.

PP

[colette888 6,967]

On 5/3/2023 at 8:16 AM, Paulypeeps said:

 

 

 

It feels very liberating, the freedom to just pee whan I want to pee is great

Exactly, those words are engraved in my biography too!

[WetMart 1,124]

Sounds very liberating from your description Paulypeeps

[weequeen 1,981]

it is a thing I’ve done and do. if i wear a skirt or a dress and the seat is fabric, i’ll move my clothes and pee through my panties into the seat. depending on how i’m feeling and how desperate i am i’ll either let out a little at a time so it has time to soak in or just flood it. but also i’ll sit on the edge and pee onto the carpet on the floor. 

[Guest Wetling]

I'm generaly against vandalism, but found that I draw the line fairly high. Everything floor is fair game, especially if it's carpeted, but I'm not much for clubbing and mostly don't dare to pee on the floor anywhere else. Sometimes I wet my panties while standing, but usually stop when it starts running down my bare legs, because I don't want to soak my sneakers. With seats it is difficult. I try to avoid it, because I don't want others to have to sit in my piss, but having it soak into any type of upholstery is just too much of a turn-on to always restrain myself. So don't feel too guilty about it. I know how tempting it is. The cussions of my own chairs are heavily pissed because of that.

[LukeDZ 47]

Used to date someone who had done this a good number of times, although normally in pubs with a beer garden where is would be on wooden benches sat either on stone or grass floors. 

[Alfresco 11,610]

I have done it loads of times on park benches etc., where I have peed out of the leg of my shorts.   As @Paulypeeps says, misdirection is often the key.   Most people don't even look at someone sitting on a bench in a park, especially if that person is looking at their phone or reading a paper or looking through their bag for something, so a quick pee off the front of the seat is easy to pull off.

I have done it in a pub where I have wet the upholstered bench seat behind a table whilst eating my lunch.   Nobody is going to detect that one, but the problem for men in trousers is that you end up with wet trousers, so a long coat is required for when you get up, otherwise your very wet patch makes it obvious as you leave the establishment.  Ladies definitely have the advantage here as a short skirt and no underwear makes peeing on the seat or even off the edge of the seat very easy with no wet clothes to worry about afterwards.

I have peed small amounts onto the carpet in front of the seat in a pub - but usually I'm with my wife, so I wouldn't get away with anything more as she wouldn't approve.  This thread is making me want to plan a trip to a pub on my own in the summer thought so I can wear suitable shorts.

I have peed under the table at a wedding reception where I unzipped my suit under cover of the long table clothes and peed onto the fake grass that was effectively a carpet in the marquee where the reception was held.  That was daring and fun as there were 8 people sat around the table and other tables nearby.

Not quite the same but I have peed on the floor in trains from my seat.   I have laid my jacket across my knees, pulled the tray table down in front of me and then used one hand to open my fly and pee on the carpet whilst the other hand is used to hold my phone and again provide a distraction technique.

Edited May 9, 2023 by Alfresco

[InsertName 572]

9 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

I have peed under the table at a wedding reception where I unzipped my suit under cover of the long table clothes and peed onto the fake grass that was effectively a carpet in the marquee where the reception was held.  That was daring and fun as there were 8 people sat around the table and other tables nearby.

 

Holy shit I want to cum just reading that about the wedding reception.

 

10 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

I have laid my jacket across my knees, pulled the tray table down in front of me and then used one hand to open my fly and pee on the carpet whilst the other hand is used to hold my phone and again provide a distraction technique.

Wow I love that detail. I can really picture it and it’s so hot

 

13 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

I have peed small amounts onto the carpet in front of the seat in a pub - but usually I'm with my wife, so I wouldn't get away with anything more as she wouldn't approve.

Does she approve of the little amounts or is she unaware?

[Alfresco 11,610]

1 hour ago, InsertName said:

Does she approve of the little amounts or is she unaware?

She is aware of my interest in pee, but she is not aware of this particular experience.  She has no problem with me peeing outside or in the shower etc or in the garden and she will indulge me with some of that herself, but I think some of the things I do would be beyond her acceptance so I don't tell her.

 

[WillAndSarah 197]

On 5/3/2023 at 2:16 AM, Paulypeeps said:

I like to be discreet so that I can get away with doing it often. I don't want to get banned from my favourite pub that I like to visit two or three times a week!

Yeah? She LOVES these initiatives!

We'd love to hear what you're up to / how you got through this!

We loved this full scene, cumming and peeing together. Must love urine to be accepted.