Leaving work

[Chrissy89 1,208]

Ok so as some of you know, I have a new job in a completely new sector which I start a week on Monday and I’m really looking forward to it. 

on Friday, my boss told me at 3:30pm that I’d have to be in head office in London all next week to make sure my current projects were all handed over prior to my departure on Friday afternoon.  I have no childcare arranged, no travel arrangements made, no accommodation booked, no nothing. It simply wasn’t enough notice and I personally think he’s done it out of pure spite as I heard a rumour that my job position isn’t yet filled. 

Some of my besties on PeeFans have told me that I should depart in true PeeFans fashion by peeing on something in his office.  First I thought of the bin, or in his plant pot, both of which are very plausible due to the layout of his office. Our very own gorgeous @MidoriLemonade85suggested I pee in his lunchbox.  @Bacardi, of course would opt to pee on his carpet. 

As time has progressed on, I’ve become somewhat fascinated (and rather turned on) by the idea of relieving myself in my boss’s office but I dunno where as I’m really shy, but I wanna get my own back in a nonchalant way… could this be a first? Could this be the dawn of a new and daring Chrissy?

PeeFans of the world… any idea? 
 

 

Edited March 18, 2023 by Chrissy89

[mickymoist 3,525]

Sounds like he deserves something, If you were last out on Friday you could wet his office chair, or leave a wet patch on the carpet as long as its dark and doesnt show

[Sophie 24,447]

Pee on his office chair? Pull down your clothes and sit in the chair just like a toilet, pee in the cushion and walk away like nothing happened.

[Foobar 793]

It depends how much damage you want to do. The least damage you could do is fill his mug with pee, and that still sends a "strong and clear" message.

I'm not sure if we're allowed to suggest intentional pee vandalism, so I won't talk about how urine is very damaging to electronics because of it's conductivity and acidity,

[Bacardi 10,148]

I swear mama Midori knows both of us so well to volunteer me to pee on his floor since she knew you would be too shy 🤣 I swear I still giggle when I think about it. 

I message you sometimes when i am at work and I've definitely had thoughts of peeing on the carpet or in the trashcan of my office. Something about the fact that any one can walk in at any time, that there's no cameras so unless I was caught no one would know it was me. It's a real addicting fantasy so I feel you completely.

If I could convince my husband to let me travel alone I'd help you. Either keeping your baby for you or peeing with you 🤷🏽‍♀️ which ever one you'd prefer! 

 

[gldenwetgoose 21,550]

I totally agree with the suggestions above.    One quite passive solution (if you don't want any risk of getting caught or fingers pointed) would be to pee in his mug as suggested, but then empty it out.

Far less traceable than leaving a mug full of your pee on his desk - but you'll be the only one with the knowledge that every time he drinks from it, he's sipping on your personal toilet.

[Chrissy89 1,208]

Oooh wonderful suggestions! 
The office chair sounds like it might be up there. I could make is so discreet as well…. 
 

[Bacardi 10,148]

If there are no cameras and no chance of being caught i would opt for the plant. Probably less conspicuous and if he saw it was wet he'd probably just assume someone watered it. Technically not a lie. You would have watered it after all 😚

[Chrissy89 1,208]

Nah no cameras in his office, one large window which he normally has the blinds closed anyways, then it’s outside but he’s 2 floors up. 
 

[MidoriLemonade85 2,422]

4 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

I totally agree with the suggestions above.    One quite passive solution (if you don't want any risk of getting caught or fingers pointed) would be to pee in his mug as suggested, but then empty it out.

Far less traceable than leaving a mug full of your pee on his desk - but you'll be the only one with the knowledge that every time he drinks from it, he's sipping on your personal toilet.

Goose always comes up with the goods! I love it! 💚💚💚💚💚

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4 hours ago, Chrissy89 said:

Oooh wonderful suggestions! 
The office chair sounds like it might be up there. I could make is so discreet as well…. 
 

Yeah, the mug sounds like a good suggestion, naughty but safe at the same time. Also I wonder, how do you make peeing onto a chair discreet lol?

[MidoriLemonade85 2,422]

Mama Midori does not want to have to fly to London to bail you out of trouble, wonderful naughty Chrissy, so I think Papa Goose’s suggestion is safest!! With sister Bacardi’s suggestion as a close second!! I just picture him or a cleaner walking in while your arse is exposed as you water his plant! And you turn around and make a peace sign, yelling “Girl Power!”…😆

[MidoriLemonade85 2,422]

We really do need @Kupar ‘s professional opinion on this matter….

[REBob 140]

8 hours ago, Foobar said:

It depends how much damage you want to do. The least damage you could do is fill his mug with pee, and that still sends a "strong and clear" message.

I'm not sure if we're allowed to suggest intentional pee vandalism, so I won't talk about how urine is very damaging to electronics because of it's conductivity and acidity,

A bloke I used to work with made our manager his first coffee of the day, and everyday he would piss in his cup to about 1/3rd full and then fill with coffee. This went on for years. When we heard he was retiring he stopped pissing in his cup. On our managers last shift he looked up after taking a sip from his cup and said "I don't know what coffee we've changed to, but it isn't the same......"

But to answer Chrissy's question, definitely piss in his chair, stand up, and give a big f-you as you strut out of his office.

[Sexismygod 1,782]

I'd be inclined to combine peeing on his chair and on the carpet by leaving a nice puddle under his desk.  Two hits in one go ...

But mostly I'm just wracking my brain for a reason to be in London next week.  To have you so close and not even try seems wrong.  😎

[GenericUsername 1,114]

Do what you're comfortable with. Probably something that doesn't make a huge mess but still satisfies you. Good luck!!!

[Bacardi 10,148]

3 hours ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

Mama Midori does not want to have to fly to London to bail you out of trouble, wonderful naughty Chrissy, so I think Papa Goose’s suggestion is safest!! With sister Bacardi’s suggestion as a close second!!

God we have a whole ass family here on the forum lol. 

And for the record, I'd be on the next flight to London to bail you out of jail sister so no worries 🤣

[MidoriLemonade85 2,422]

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

God we have a whole ass family here on the forum lol. 

And for the record, I'd be on the next flight to London to bail you out of jail sister so no worries 🤣

Yeah, I don’t want mods banning Chrissy from PF for inciting pee vandalism. A bin, potplant or mug is definitely safest. Her boss would look silly getting her in trouble for that. But if she wets his chair or carpet he might make her life hard, so, we need to protect our Chrissy from mean dicks like that. But she can have a little harmless satisfying fun to a point. 

[Paulypeeps 5,315]

I think that the mug could be taken a lot more seriously than a damp cushion. I would go with the chair.

[Chrissy89 1,208]

12 hours ago, avatar said:

Yeah, the mug sounds like a good suggestion, naughty but safe at the same time. Also I wonder, how do you make peeing onto a chair discreet lol?

Lucky, us girls have our plumbing in just the right place. I’d probably wear a dress, no underwear on, sit on his chair and just lift it up enough to get it out of the way, then pee like I would in any other seated position. Wouldn’t completely soak it as i wouldn’t want to show any signs that it was me. 

[Chrissy89 1,208]

Thanks for all the comments now! 
Im genuinely so shy I’d wanna have all the intention of doing it but won’t follow through 😂🙈

will keep you posted on Friday anyways 😘

[panfriedsquirrel 0]

14 minutes ago, Chrissy89 said:

Lucky, us girls have our plumbing in just the right place. I’d probably wear a dress, no underwear on, sit on his chair and just lift it up enough to get it out of the way, then pee like I would in any other seated position. Wouldn’t completely soak it as i wouldn’t want to show any signs that it was me. 

It would be even more amazing if you did this whilst talking to someone in the room. Although, I suppose you don't have a good reason to be sitting in that chair 😄

[Chrissy89 1,208]

1 minute ago, panfriedsquirrel said:

It would be even more amazing if you did this whilst talking to someone in the room. Although, I suppose you don't have a good reason to be sitting in that chair 😄

If anything it’s gonna be a quick dart in and dart out. I’m practically tempted to have something pre-prepared… 

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1 hour ago, Chrissy89 said:

Lucky, us girls have our plumbing in just the right place. I’d probably wear a dress, no underwear on, sit on his chair and just lift it up enough to get it out of the way, then pee like I would in any other seated position. Wouldn’t completely soak it as i wouldn’t want to show any signs that it was me. 

Oh I know that the anatomy allows sneaky sitting pees for you, which I've always been kinda jealous of. I was talking more about the aftermath and ensuring it wouldn't leave a visible stain though.

[Chrissy89 1,208]

3 minutes ago, avatar said:

Oh I know that the anatomy allows sneaky sitting pees for you, which I've always been kinda jealous of. I was talking more about the aftermath and ensuring it wouldn't leave a visible stain though.

Will be challenging….