MidoriLemonade85: Ask Me Anything (oh god, what am I getting myself in for…!?)

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

So, I have been pretty regular on here, but I am starting a programming course that is going to take me away from you guys for a bit, for a few months. My plan is to check PF once a week, towards the end of the week. That should help keep me disciplined with my time management, I hope! I need to stop daydreaming and start focussing, but still maintain my connection with you, so this is kind of my parting gift, though I am not really leaving you. 
 

Is there anything you would like to ask me? Silly crazy questions welcomed, questions about what life is like for a woman in a man’s world, questions about kinks, maybe questions about Australia? Honestly, as I just mentioned in the Chat, I don’t step on a snake, or have a koala fall on my head every time I head out the door. But, Australia is an interesting and beautiful place with lots of wide open spaces, and the best beaches in the world (and best stargazing too).  I like chatting about travel, music, food too. 
 

Over to you. Be gentle, ok? 

[Sophie 24,410]

What programming language? 

As is tradition - would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses? 

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

4 minutes ago, Sophie said:

What programming language? 

As is tradition - would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses? 

Intro to HTML, CSS, Python (that sounds kinky) and JavaScript. 

That is a hard one. I often think about the strength of Goose’s webbed feet in fighting all the bad guys…he does such a great job of it. When I was about 3 years old, I was bitten by a black swan, and I will never forget the strength of that beak. I grew up near a duck pond, and had a pet duck too, and I know how fat they can get, so if a fat, horse sized duck sat on me, I would not have much chance of survival. So, a horse sized duck would be a formidable force. Duck sized horses sound so cute. I would probably lean down to pat them and be overwhelmed by their sweetness, and then they would all gang up on me and kick me and give me cute little hoof shaped bruises. I would rather that, than be smothered by a giant duck’s ass, in my educated opinion. 

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

That has got to be the best thought through and best written answer yet to the duck / horse question.

From me, setting aside the Australasia continent location - if you were going on the trip of a lifetime what would be your preferred mode of travel - first class aeroplane seats, luxury cruise, roadtrip in an amazing car, Orient Express type rail journey or something completely different? 

[LovesToWet 3,800]

Music questions from me:

What's your favorite band/bands? 

What was your 1st concert? 

Do you have a favourite cover song? 

[likesToLick 10,216]

2 hours ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

Intro to HTML, CSS, Python (that sounds kinky) and JavaScript. 

Are you setting out to be a web developer?

[Ozsport 30]

15 minutes ago, LovesToWet said:

Music questions from me:

What's your favorite band/bands? 

What was your 1st concert? 

Do you have a favourite cover song? 

Iam with him lMidori 

[will64 6,328]

whats was your very first car 

[Bacardi 10,131]

What is something about yourself that is so important that you want other people to know about?

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

14 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

That has got to be the best thought through and best written answer yet to the duck / horse question.

From me, setting aside the Australasia continent location - if you were going on the trip of a lifetime what would be your preferred mode of travel - first class aeroplane seats, luxury cruise, roadtrip in an amazing car, Orient Express type rail journey or something completely different? 

Well, thanks Goose! 
I used to work with a lady whose Dad used to work for the airlines, and she used to travel first class on planes. It sounds absolutely wonderful. I would love to soak up the luxury of sleeping in the sky in a bed (as opposed to the awfulness of cattle class Economy), with all the lovely food and wine they get, and being completely looked after by the flight attendants, in your own private space. Be nice to just sit in that first class bed, getting my breakfast brought to me, and not worry about using my ensuite.  Having a nice, relaxing pee in my bed after I finished my morning pineapple juice and am reading the newspaper while watching the clouds go by outside the window, would be heaven. And it would be nice to watch my husband pee wherever he likes in the ensuite, seeing as we don’t need to share it with anyone on the flight. Now I am getting lost in my daydreams…..

Plus you can get pretty much anywhere with a plane. 

The Orient Express does appeal too. That would be more likely for us, as my husband is a rail fan, and it is a beautiful train. We would have to behave ourselves on there though, I reckon! Trains might he the only thing that convinces my husband to visit England too, one day. Maybe we’ll drop in for a cuppa with you, on our way through, Goose? ☕️🇬🇧 I promise I’ll behave. 😇
 

[Maclir 1,060]

If you are getting into HTML / CSS Web site development, check out this guy's you tube channel
https://www.youtube.com/kepowob

He really knows how to get the best out of CSS.  Ive been doing web site development since there was a web (1990...) and I learn something new from him every day.

 

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

On 11/11/2022 at 5:50 PM, LovesToWet said:

Music questions from me:

What's your favorite band/bands? 

What was your 1st concert? 

Do you have a favourite cover song? 

Favourite musicians…..David Bowie, the Beatles, Cold Chisel (Aussie band), INXS, BTS,  Bjork, Moby, Lady Gaga, the Spice Girls, Fatboy Slim, Endorphin, Stone Temple Pilots, Morphine,  Blur, the Verve, Elastica, John Mayer, Queen, Michael Jackson, Primus, Greenday, Jeff Buckley, Jamie Cullum….so many. I like dance music too.

 

I will answer rest later. 

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

On 11/11/2022 at 5:50 PM, LovesToWet said:

Music questions from me:

What's your favorite band/bands? 

What was your 1st concert? 

Do you have a favourite cover song? 

Dance music I like Joel Corry, Becky Hill, Pete Tong, Deadmau5, and whatever I hear in the radio driving the car! 

First concert was American band Morphine, in the front row (do we still call it a mosh pit?). The lead singer looking directly in my eyes as he played his bass guitar. At the end of the show I stole the set list and got to shake his hand. A bass player’s hand is so muscular. 🥰

Favourite cover song is the Bowie song, The Man Who Sold The World by Nirvana. Kurt sings it with such reverence and respect for it. 

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

On 11/11/2022 at 6:12 PM, likesToLick said:

Are you setting out to be a web developer?

Maybe

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

On 11/11/2022 at 7:29 PM, will64 said:

whats was your very first car 

Drove the family car first, a station wagon with no power steering and crappy air conditioning. Had a cassette deck in it. Then eventually got a little Barina. Loved it. Had so many adventures in it, with the Spice Girls turned up full blast!!!

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

On 11/11/2022 at 10:08 PM, Bacardi said:

What is something about yourself that is so important that you want other people to know about?

I am a pacifist. I hate arguments. I will do anything to avoid them. just want to love everyone, as you guys know. I have a big heart and being a Mum, very nurturing and supportive.

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

On 11/12/2022 at 8:19 AM, Maclir said:

If you are getting into HTML / CSS Web site development, check out this guy's you tube channel
https://www.youtube.com/kepowob

He really knows how to get the best out of CSS.  Ive been doing web site development since there was a web (1990...) and I learn something new from him every day.

 

Noted! Thanks so much Manboobs Maclir. 💞 Stay awesome. 

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

On 11/11/2022 at 10:08 PM, Bacardi said:

What is something about yourself that is so important that you want other people to know about?

On a more erotic/weird note (this is peefans after all) sometimes I just don’t feel like breathing which makes it easier for me to provide a BJ, especially in the shower. I grew up between a beach and lake. Was always in the water so holding breath became quite normal. Being submerged or having water running down my face feels very normal to me, and breathing becomes secondary, and in the heat of passion the water element takes me over and becomes everything. And I hope I can get to the stage with my husband that pee can be an element in passion too in these situations. 
 

Water and pee is sacred and has an effect on me.

[Maclir 1,060]

What other kinks / sexual interests do you have (apart from pee...)

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

1 hour ago, Maclir said:

What other kinks / sexual interests do you have (apart from pee...)

You may be surprised at some of these, Maclir,  as they might not seem to fit with my positive, peaceful, spiritual personality, but…I guess I can blame some on a particularly intense relationship I had with a bad boy years ago, who had a big impact on me, and some of these I have developed since being here on PF.

I have some people here on PF whom I deeply adore and have had the privilege to become close to them and build up trust and openness, and they have helped me figure out and develop my kinks. It has been amazing to get back in touch with who I was, and what I was into before I got married. The old fun-loving nightclub Midori, rather than exhausted, jaded Mum Midori. I am forever thankful to those special people and to PF for bringing them into my life. They are in my heart forevermore. 💚

Getting back to business… you ready for this, Maclir?:

I am unsure if all of these qualify as kinks, but this is what makes up Midori as a whole, and I am a jumble of contradictions….

* licking…I could do it all day. (And kissing)

* biting (if it draws blood I am ok with that). I don’t mind hurting people. And sometimes I want to be hurt too, but mainly biting, scratching, small stuff. I do respect myself too.

* knife play (done it once, used to be goth/emo)… I saw the fear in his eyes, it was a big knife, took a lot of trust. 

* fire play (candles and wax)

* leather pants (settle down @Kuparand @gldenwetgoose you knew they would be on the list somewhere 😆💚

* what I have discovered recently is called “wet and messy” or food play. Would love to put food all over a lover and embrace. 

* pulling hair (look, blame my bad boy, ok?)

* sensory play (I like the way skin feels and putting things on it like fabric, liquids, running my hair along it, and licking it til I have had my fill and then just want to bite it)

* choking (blame my bad boy again)… who needs breath anyway…? 

* when two guys kiss or do more with each other. Also love watching a guy play with himself to orgasm… his face,his shudders and the intensity and how there is no going back. 
 

* watching people change gears in a manual car. I know, the UK is full of them. Most cars here are auto so it is an exotic thing for me. Gearsticks are sexy anyway. Sportscars turn me on. If I could marry a Lamborghini Countach, I would, you know? 

* group sex / threesomes (had a few and also attended a sex party which was wonderful) 

* watching a couple have sex

* bass players in bands…

* making love to women…it has been a while…

* wearing a bondage collar and leash (being a sub comes naturally to me). Mine has spikes (obviously!)

* ripping clothes. 

* having a shower with clothes on.

* making a mess. Like when my PF friends drip cum on the floor, or pee on the floor,  I love that thought ….mmmm…also like the thought of cum on clothes…

* it may be gross to people but in my explorations and fantasies, even things like vomit have garnered a reaction from me. Look, nobody can explain these things ok?  But I know you guys won’t shame me. We are all weird here together. Kinks don’t make sense. No, I haven’t done it. 

* breaking stuff (plates, cups) in the heat of passion. I thought this would be more of a widespread kink but it seems rare. A lot of music videos have lots of passionate destruction! I only do it when I am alone. It is a good way to release tension. 

* fucking outside during a thunderstorm. It is beautiful. 

Is that enough?! 😉 Hi, my name is WeirdMidori. Pleased to meet you. Glad to have found PF to know I am not crazy or alone. 

Edited November 13, 2022 by MidoriLemonade85
Too much space

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

Perhaps @Bacardi has some more hardcore kinks than I? Or do I win the weirdness stakes? 
 

Basically things that push the boundaries and that aren’t mainstream seem to have the most significant effect on me. Whatever is the furthest from vanilla, you know? And that is what brought me to the pee kink. It has always been with me. It is an anti-social, messy, embarrassing kink to have, involving something that is very private. It involves people being open, honest, vulnerable, and losing control. And sometimes suffering a bit with desperation. I guess that is what appeals to me. 

[Bacardi 10,131]

20 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

Perhaps @Bacardi has some more hardcore kinks than I? Or do I win the weirdness stakes?

I've got no idea why you would think that 🤣 cause other than pee I feel like I'm a vanilla person.  But, for a quick run down: 

Breeding, spanking, domination (where I get dommed), humiliation/ degradation, choking, marking (hickies, bite marks, bruises), language and voice kink ( @gldenwetgoose tries his hardest but he will never stop me from speaking 🇮🇹Italian🇮🇹). 

Those last two I just found out were a thing and I own that shit proudly 😁 but, I think you win bestie lol.

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

2 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I've got no idea why you would think that 🤣 cause other than pee I feel like I'm a vanilla person.  But, for a quick run down: 

Breeding, spanking, domination (where I get dommed), humiliation/ degradation, choking, marking (hickies, bite marks, bruises), language and voice kink ( @gldenwetgoose tries his hardest but he will never stop me from speaking 🇮🇹Italian🇮🇹). 

Those last two I just found out were a thing and I own that shit proudly 😁 but, I think you win bestie lol.

Oh I forgot the humiliation /degradation one, that is on my list too in a subcategory under being dominated.

But, only by the right people, of course. 💚❤️‍🔥

😉Mmmm and the language/accent one is mine too. 

[Sophie 24,410]

Do you walk around everywhere with your name on your boob, just in case?

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

5 hours ago, Sophie said:

Do you walk around everywhere with your name on your boob, just in case?

And for a bonus point, guess where the sticker for 'Lemonade' is...    😉