Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[Bacardi 9,882]

21 hours ago, Pee Sensei said:

okay maybe this toilet is a little too creepy

I'd feel like those skulls would be constantly watching and laughing at me while I peed lol.

But other than that, I am into this. It's really pretty. 

[likesToLick 10,177]

56 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I'd feel like those skulls would be constantly watching and laughing at me while I peed lol.

But other than that, I am into this. It's really pretty. 

First thing I thought was "I'm glad I'm not the person who has to dust that."   I guess I'm very domesticated 😄

[Bacardi 9,882]

33 minutes ago, likesToLick said:

First thing I thought was "I'm glad I'm not the person who has to dust that."   I guess I'm very domesticated 😄

I should think that if i can afford an expensive looking toilet and bathroom like that then I wouldn't be the one cleaning it either 😬 hopefully I'd be able to pay someone really well to get into the cracks and crevices of that toilet and clean it for me 😅

[Bacardi 9,882]

Why do I want to pee in it so badly?

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[CON2H4 615]

8 hours ago, likesToLick said:

translation?

[TMN_Femboi 1,019]

32 minutes ago, CON2H4 said:

translation?

The top text probably means "Sorry, father, for I am pissing"

And the bottom (less sure about that one): "Let it rain, my child"

...... why tf do I suddenly understand french?

[CON2H4 615]

20 minutes ago, TMN_Femboi said:

The top text probably means "Sorry, father, for I am pissing"

And the bottom (less sure about that one): "Let it rain, my child"

...... why tf do I suddenly understand french?

I thought as much as well to be honest, I just thought it'd be more within the site rules to add a translation.

Though, I should point out that the grammar looks odd to me. for one, Pisser is the infinitive, yet j'ai is I have, to it looks to say, "I have to piss". which I'd have thought would be je dois pisser instead (I must piss) Second, I think means go to the rain? I'm confused.

This is why we need proper translations.

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7 hours ago, CON2H4 said:

translation?

Sorry,  never occurred to me that a picture needed translation.  With Google to help out my schoolboy French I interpreted it to mean:

"Forgive me Father for I have pissed."  "Let it rain my child."

[Bacardi 9,882]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRTvPeNG/

*me, who would be standing still waiting for my free golden shower*

[Guest Wetling]

On 4/24/2023 at 8:52 PM, CON2H4 said:

Pisser is the infinitive

i can has cheezburger? 😉 Memes and grammar – know what I mean? 😄

[oliver2 4,261]

17 minutes ago, Wetling said:

i can has cheezburger? 😉 Memes and grammar – know what I mean? 😄

The meme was probably created by a German cat, or at least a cat without a good grasp of French grammar

[Bacardi 9,882]

 

[Maclir 1,027]

18 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

 

I can't pee that fast....

[CON2H4 615]

I think Facebook knows me too well 😳

[Bacardi 9,882]

Found in the wild. 

I fart when I pee often lol. Guess I am not this guy's cup of pee.

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2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Found in the wild. 

I fart when I pee often lol. Guess I am not this guy's cup of pee.

Sounds like a very considerate lady,  making sure to get all the farts out so they won't happen when he is eating her pussy after she pees.  Truly a very caring person. 🥰

[CON2H4 615]

8 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Found in the wild. 

I fart when I pee often lol. Guess I am not this guy's cup of pee.

I found that one on Facebook too. Wth. 

[CON2H4 615]

I wanna try a Limerick

There was a young woman called Alice

Who'd always go out for a piss

She went on the floors

And maybe outdoors

But the toilet she'd always just miss

 

There was a young woman called Dee

Who'd always be needing a pee

She always would go

Where it caused her woe

And you might just be able to see

[likesToLick 10,177]

I once met a girl in Darjeeling

Who had a peculiar feeling

So she lay on her back

Opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling

[oliver2 4,261]

4 minutes ago, likesToLick said:

I once met a girl in Darjeeling

Must have drunk too much tea …

[CON2H4 615]

There once was a girl in Nantucket

Who always would pee in a bucket

She dumped it outside

Then her neighbours decried

Oh bloody well fuck it!

[glad1 2,785]

15 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I fart when I pee often lol. 

What happens when you don't pee often? 😝

[Alfresco 11,418]

Following @CON2H4's lead, I thought I'd have a go:

 

A lady who got off a train,
Walked home down a dimly lit lane,
She needed to pee,
Where no one could see,
So she hovered right over a drain!

 

A lady who went to a store,
Could hold onto her pee no more,
The toilets were locked,
Which made her feel shocked,
So she let loose all over the floor.

 

There was a young lady called Flo
Who needed a place she could go
She peed on the floor
By a seldom used door
But she got it all over her toe.

 

There was a young lady called Clare
Who was having a real nightmare
In the carpark she choose              {ok should be chose but doesn't rhyme}
There weren't any loos
So she went on and flooded the stairs

[Bacardi 9,882]

8 hours ago, glad1 said:

What happens when you don't pee often? 😝

Even bigger farts