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[Vassal 1,471]

15 hours ago, Hidengo said:

The, for some reason, eternal debate:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8WYh64F/

Never understood the puritanical obsession with "cleanliness" that doesn't really reflect how actually dirty something is, it's just going off emotion. Sweat is very similar to pee, I'm washing that off in the shower even if I don't pee in it. I'm also washing my ass and fecal matter is much "dirtier" than pee. Not to mention potential foot fungus and god knows what else that's washed away from our bodies in the shower by just virtue of being a living thing.

Edit: That's not to say you shouldn't clean your shower ever, just that clutching pearls over pissing in the shower is ridiculous.

Edited February 1 by Vassal

[Vassal 1,471]

Back in college I had a roommate who was like this, and the thing that stood out was leaving a caked up cat food dish in the sink. I once came home to it on the floor. I asked about it and he said that "it's gross," because the cat licks it's butt and stuff. Yet this very same roommate would never do the dishes and leave them in the sink that would end up being filled with fetid water filled with rotting food scraps, often for days waiting until myself or another roommate did the dishes. There's a huge disconnect.

[Bacardi 10,131]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3Nfoqu/

My two favorite things. Chiropractor videos and pee lol.

[Bacardi 10,131]

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/zdVxtWLQoWdXJAx5/?mibextid=5SVze0

Gotta love RDR 2 lmao

 

[Kupar 13,339]

From the 'Cursed AI' Facebook group. Mr Zuckerberg is watching you. Genuinely creepy.

[Bacardi 10,131]

Pee tee pot 😆

[Dickedanddommed 15]

[Kupar 13,339]

[DXR 834]

Always read the fine print.

[Apple78 98]

 

[Tony89 1,499]

[Bacardi 10,131]

1 hour ago, Tony89 said:

I am definitely the fly.

[Johnboy777 3,888]

GUYS, which urinal would you choose...The one on the Left, on the Right or maybe the Middle one...

 

 

 

[Alfresco 11,629]

6 hours ago, Johnboy777 said:

GUYS, which urinal would you choose...The one on the Left, on the Right or maybe the Middle one...

 

 

 

Definitely the middle one is she is willing.  Why do I never find urinals like that in public toilets?

[Klaudia99 310]

On 18.02.2024 at 20:53, Tony89 said:

This is sweet. It would be hard for a woman to do that 🙂

[Bacardi 10,131]

Goals.

[Alpian 687]

8 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Goals.

Sad reality, unfortunately - you wouldn't believe how many people (of both sexes) have no clue despite it figuring in any childrens' book on the human body...

[Johnboy777 3,888]

On 2/27/2024 at 6:32 AM, Alfresco said:

Definitely the middle one is she is willing.  Why do I never find urinals like that in public toilets?

I have no doubt that she would ever object to any guy shooting his stream onto her...she just looks like she's patiently waiting. The difficult part would be deciding where to aim your piss stream. Face, tits, where?

[MC Cumzy 1,641]

[Bacardi 10,131]

I mean I do love a good golden shower 🤷🏽‍♀️ and a proud Pisces ♓️ 

[mickymoist 3,513]

56 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

 mean I do love a good golden shower 🤷🏽‍♀️ and a proud Pisces ♓️ 

I'm Aries and Welsh so probs smell like sheep pee 😁

[MC Cumzy 1,641]

There's a good chance this might've been shared already but...

[MC Cumzy 1,641]

[TMN_Femboi 1,074]

[Bacardi 10,131]

Fine I'll just pee while we're fucking. Miss me with those "HDMI" 💀