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Well, today marks the day I got the most bizzare Youtube recommendation in my entire life.

 

[Sexismygod 1,782]

2 hours ago, Sophie said:

That sign seems kind of obvious.  Why else would I pee in front of a camera if not to put it online?  Just a normal day for me  😎😉

[CON2H4 650]

17 hours ago, avatar said:

Well, today marks the day I got the most bizzare Youtube recommendation in my entire life.

 

On 12/10/2022 at 7:30 PM, CON2H4 said:

What cursèd thing have I heard today?

 

I already posted in this very thread

[avatar 382]

1 hour ago, CON2H4 said:

I already posted in this very thread

Oh, my bad then.

[TMN_Femboi 1,074]

 

[CON2H4 650]

She's one of us? 

 

Edited March 13, 2023 by CON2H4
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[Pee Sensei 291]

[GenericUsername 1,109]

[Bacardi 10,134]

This but with lemonade. 

[CON2H4 650]

On 3/14/2023 at 8:21 PM, GenericUsername said:

I don't get it

[GenericUsername 1,109]

2 hours ago, CON2H4 said:

I don't get it

I think it’s meant to be ironic.

[Pee Sensei 291]

7 hours ago, CON2H4 said:

I don't get it

by cleaning lady he meant his wife

[Bacardi 10,134]

Another fb find. Good thing I have a line of peefans people ready to eat me before, during, and after I pee 😌

[GenericUsername 1,109]

[Bacardi 10,134]

14 minutes ago, GenericUsername said:

😠 just what are you trying to say right now??? /s

[dougm 74]

On 3/23/2023 at 8:14 AM, Bacardi said:

Another fb find. Good thing I have a line of peefans people ready to eat me before, during, and after I pee 😌

Hell yeah. I'm in

[Bacardi 10,134]

I'm so sorry that I laugh at stupid things but I saw this this morning in one of my AI art groups and busted my gut laughing.

I mean it's pretty and I bet being inside is breath taking, but there is no way I'd ever use a stained glass bathroom in the middle of a park unless you could prove to me no one would be able to see me from the outside 🤣

[likesToLick 10,216]

On 3/23/2023 at 7:44 AM, Bacardi said:

Another fb find. Good thing I have a line of peefans people ready to eat me before, during, and after I pee 😌

... immediately joins the line 😋

[likesToLick 10,216]

22 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I'm so sorry that I laugh at stupid things but I saw this this morning in one of my AI art groups and busted my gut laughing.

I mean it's pretty and I bet being inside is breath taking, but there is no way I'd ever use a stained glass bathroom in the middle of a park unless you could prove to me no one would be able to see me from the outside 🤣

I love it!  That is totally fabulous.

[Kupar 13,341]

1 hour ago, likesToLick said:

I love it!  That is totally fabulous.

Agreed! I would love one of those in my garden 🙂 

[Bacardi 10,134]

2 hours ago, Kupar said:

Agreed! I would love one of those in my garden 🙂 

Okay if that's the case then I'll use it cause I know you and don't mind you watching me pee 😁

[TMN_Femboi 1,074]

[CON2H4 650]

7 hours ago, TMN_Femboi said:

Wut?

[MidoriLemonade85 2,367]

On 3/26/2023 at 11:24 PM, Bacardi said:

I'm so sorry that I laugh at stupid things but I saw this this morning in one of my AI art groups and busted my gut laughing.

I mean it's pretty and I bet being inside is breath taking, but there is no way I'd ever use a stained glass bathroom in the middle of a park unless you could prove to me no one would be able to see me from the outside 🤣

It is beautiful, and I am sure that I would use it. But if the local teenagers don’t break it, then the next hailstorm will take it out! 💥⛈️

[TMN_Femboi 1,074]

1 hour ago, CON2H4 said:

Wut?

(what I'm about to write will be slightly inaccurate because English just doesn't have the words to convey the 'proper' meanings)

Daoism is all about the idea that there is an underlying 'path'/'course of action'/'flow' of everything in the world. Sinful people try to hold society's standards above that while those who have... lets call it 'achieved enlightenment' follow the flow all their actions are as 'the world wills it'. There are some disagreements about what exactly said 'way' is, but there is a general agreement on it being related to doing things in a natural manner.

Now, think about what that means when you have a full bladder. Those blind to the truth will listen to manmade rules and seek for a bathroom while those following the Dao will choose the most 'natural' manner to become 'free of desire' 😝. There is no need for 'artificial' things like decency, you follow the 'flow of the world' by adding your 'flow' into the world and no human shall have the authority to judge you for it.

And before anybody says sth about it being improper to try and interpret religious teachings in such a 'naughty' way: Usually yes, but not for this religion, since the most fundamental texts explicitely state that one should apply it in every single action they perform, no matter how simple.

PS: maybe that explains why ppl are peeing outside in China all the time

PPS: no, I was not high while writing this. I somehow feel the need to clarify that

Edited March 27, 2023 by TMN_Femboi