Guest UnabashedUser Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Guys know all too well how awkward it can be to wake up with what is not-so-delicately referred to as “morning wood;” That is, a big honkin’ erection first thing in the morning for no apparent reason. Now, if you’re getting your standard eight hours of sleep, odds are – man or woman – you’re also going to have an urge to pee, but morning wood complicates this significantly: How on earth do you empty your bladder while pitching an underpants tent? https://soranews24.com/2014/03/27/we-put-the-internets-techniques-for-emptying-your-bladder-with-a-morning-erection-to-the-test/ Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I've done a few of these techniques before. My favorite is just to walk out onto the deck and let it fly lol. I avoid this when we wee experiencing these bone chilling -30C and colder days 1 Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Take a leak out the window to see if it's freezing. Link to post
glad1 2,835 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, UnabashedUser said: Take a leak out the window to see if it's freezing. In the winter here, you can judge the temperature by seeing how far your stream has to fall before it freezes. On really cold days, something else might freeze, too. 1 1 Link to post
PissingBlonde 887 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 As a fan of watching men peeing with wood, I like the 'Superman' and 'pee on the wall' options. The Superman technique is definitely improved with the towel as a cape; you just never know when random objects really will give you superpowers! And even without an inter-dimensional portal to aim at, peeing on walls is still great. But my favourite solution when I witness this dilemma is called 'suck it and see' - either way she gets a drink if you know what I mean... 1 2 1 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, PissingBlonde said: But my favourite solution when I witness this dilemma is called 'suck it and see' - either way she gets a drink if you know what I mean... I like your solution lol. Sounds like a win win kinda solution lol 2 Link to post
Justasailor 244 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I usually do the superman. But when it's really early in the morning i just pee out of the window since nobody is outside at that time and it is much more fun! 1 1 Link to post
PissingBlonde 887 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 One of my superpowers is the ability to turn any topic back toward blowjobs 😋 Yay for blowjobs! 1 1 1 Link to post
Grizzly Man 1,903 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, PissingBlonde said: Yay for blowjobs! Iean who doesnt love a good blow job lol I go with the superman as well but if I'm in a hurry I just hop in the shower to pee lol 1 2 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, PissingBlonde said: One of my superpowers is the ability to turn any topic back toward blowjobs 😋 Yay for blowjobs! Your a man's dream come true. I wish every women had your superpower lol 1 1 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 My superpower is turning beer into piss hahahahahahahaha 2 Link to post
oliver2 4,422 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 2 hours ago, PissingBlonde said: But my favourite solution when I witness this dilemma is called 'suck it and see' - either way she gets a drink if you know what I mean... Never sure if he’s coming or going? 1 Link to post
Sweets 4,517 Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 I say just fuck it and see what cum out. 😈😈😈 1 1 1 Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 16 hours ago, speedy3471 said: My superpower is turning beer into piss hahahahahahahaha You don't buy beer. You only borrow it. Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 16 hours ago, PissingBlonde said: One of my superpowers is the ability to turn any topic back toward blowjobs 😋 Yay for blowjobs! What's the diff between a drum, a traffic ticket, and a blowjob? A: You can beat a drum, you can beat a traffic ticket, but you can't beat a blowjob. Link to post
PissDude 479 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 If you have time, beat your meat. For some reason, I prefer jerking it with a full bladder, so on weekends when my wife has to work, this is my preferred option. 1 1 Link to post
Ketchup 183 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Just pee in the sink or the shower or into something you can hold in front of your dick. 2 Link to post
lilgrizz 21 Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 I like to put on a pair of thin panties and get in the shower 😋, stroke and piss at the same time..... 1 Link to post
lengajesytec 168 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 If i push hard enough, my three streams become one, walls and floor get sprayed sometimes but i just wipe it clean after im done. Link to post
beachmom 1,815 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Having three boys this was a common issue. The first one up could do it in the shower, but as there was only one bathroom, the other boys would step outside or use the floor drain downstairs. 1 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 hours ago, beachmom said: Having three boys this was a common issue. The first one up could do it in the shower, but as there was only one bathroom, the other boys would step outside or use the floor drain downstairs. No cleanup when pissing outside, especially with morning wood as aiming can be a issue lol Link to post
Bumperking17 27 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 (edited) On 1/14/2020 at 12:41 AM, UnabashedUser said: Guys know all too well how awkward it can be to wake up with what is not-so-delicately referred to as “morning wood;” That is, a big honkin’ erection first thing in the morning for no apparent reason. Now, if you’re getting your standard eight hours of sleep, odds are – man or woman – you’re also going to have an urge to pee, but morning wood complicates this significantly: How on earth do you empty your bladder while pitching an underpants tent? https://soranews24.com/2014/03/27/we-put-the-internets-techniques-for-emptying-your-bladder-with-a-morning-erection-to-the-test/ Is this difficulty is for all males or only certain people? Because I don't find it that hard. I still can pee with enough sphincter force. Edited January 31, 2020 by Bumperking17 Link to post
Ms. Tito 2,398 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 On 1/30/2020 at 12:22 AM, speedy3471 said: No cleanup when pissing outside, especially with morning wood as aiming can be a issue lol I wish peeing outside wasn't so stigmatized. Especially for women. 2 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Ms. Tito said: I wish peeing outside wasn't so stigmatized. Especially for women. Living out here in western Canada pissing outside is a natural thing lol. Even my wife enjoys pissing outside I do agree I wish the stigma would disappear 1 Link to post
Ms. Tito 2,398 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 7 minutes ago, speedy3471 said: Living out here in western Canada pissing outside is a natural thing lol. Even my wife enjoys pissing outside I do agree I wish the stigma would disappear Canada sounds nice. 1 Link to post
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