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Guys know all too well how awkward it can be to wake up with what is not-so-delicately referred to as “morning wood;” That is, a big honkin’ erection first thing in the morning for no apparent reason. Now, if you’re getting your standard eight hours of sleep, odds are – man or woman – you’re also going to have an urge to pee, but morning wood complicates this significantly: How on earth do you empty your bladder while pitching an underpants tent?

https://soranews24.com/2014/03/27/we-put-the-internets-techniques-for-emptying-your-bladder-with-a-morning-erection-to-the-test/

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I've done a few of these techniques before. My favorite is just to walk out onto the deck and let it fly lol. I avoid this when we wee experiencing these bone chilling -30C and colder days 

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1 minute ago, UnabashedUser said:

Take a leak out the window to see if it's freezing.

In the winter here, you can judge the temperature by seeing how far your stream has to fall before it freezes.

On really cold days, something else might freeze, too.

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2 minutes ago, PissingBlonde said:

 

But my favourite solution when I witness this dilemma is called 'suck it and see' -

either way she gets a drink if you know what I mean...

I like your solution lol. Sounds like a win win kinda solution lol

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I usually do the superman. But when it's really early in the morning i just pee out of the window since nobody is outside at that time and it is much more fun!

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1 minute ago, PissingBlonde said:

Yay for blowjobs!

Iean who doesnt love a good blow job lol

I go with the superman as well but if I'm in a hurry I just hop in the shower to pee lol

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3 minutes ago, PissingBlonde said:

One of my superpowers is the ability to turn any topic back toward blowjobs 😋

Yay for blowjobs!

Your a man's dream come true. I wish every women had your superpower lol

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2 hours ago, PissingBlonde said:

But my favourite solution when I witness this dilemma is called 'suck it and see' -

either way she gets a drink if you know what I mean...

Never sure if he’s coming or going?

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I say just fuck it and see what cum out.  😈😈😈

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16 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

My superpower is turning beer into piss hahahahahahahaha

You don't buy beer. You only borrow it. 

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16 hours ago, PissingBlonde said:

One of my superpowers is the ability to turn any topic back toward blowjobs 😋

Yay for blowjobs!

What's the diff between a drum, a traffic ticket, and a blowjob?

A: You can beat a drum, you can beat a traffic ticket, but you can't beat a blowjob. 

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If you have time, beat your meat. For some reason, I prefer jerking it with a full bladder, so on weekends when my wife has to work, this is my preferred option. 

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Just pee in the sink or the shower or into something you can hold in front of your dick.

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I like to put on a pair of thin panties and get in the shower 😋, stroke and piss at the same time.....

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If i push hard enough, my three streams become one, walls and floor get sprayed sometimes but i just wipe it clean after im done.

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Having three boys this was a common issue. The first one up could do it in the shower, but as there was only one bathroom, the other boys would step outside or use the floor drain downstairs.

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2 hours ago, beachmom said:

Having three boys this was a common issue. The first one up could do it in the shower, but as there was only one bathroom, the other boys would step outside or use the floor drain downstairs.

No cleanup when pissing outside, especially with morning wood as aiming can be a issue lol

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On 1/14/2020 at 12:41 AM, UnabashedUser said:

Guys know all too well how awkward it can be to wake up with what is not-so-delicately referred to as “morning wood;” That is, a big honkin’ erection first thing in the morning for no apparent reason. Now, if you’re getting your standard eight hours of sleep, odds are – man or woman – you’re also going to have an urge to pee, but morning wood complicates this significantly: How on earth do you empty your bladder while pitching an underpants tent?

https://soranews24.com/2014/03/27/we-put-the-internets-techniques-for-emptying-your-bladder-with-a-morning-erection-to-the-test/

Is this difficulty is for all males or only certain people? Because I don't find it that hard. I still can pee with enough sphincter force. 

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On 1/30/2020 at 12:22 AM, speedy3471 said:

No cleanup when pissing outside, especially with morning wood as aiming can be a issue lol

I wish peeing outside wasn't so stigmatized. Especially for women. 

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1 hour ago, Ms. Tito said:

I wish peeing outside wasn't so stigmatized. Especially for women. 

Living out here in western Canada pissing outside is a natural thing lol. Even my wife enjoys pissing outside

I do agree I wish the stigma would disappear 

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7 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

Living out here in western Canada pissing outside is a natural thing lol. Even my wife enjoys pissing outside

I do agree I wish the stigma would disappear 

Canada sounds nice.

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