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Vassal

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  1. Some of you may remember that I hiked the entire Appalachian Trail a few years ago and I recounted some pissing exploits from that trip. The biggest being that you can practically pee anywhere while hiking and get accustomed to it. My favorite would be just just stop and pull out my cock and just pee right there on the trail. Many a time I'd have to run to a store bathroom or have to find any sort of semi-secluded spot in town to pee. I wasn't the only one like this and I spoke to many lady hikers who lamented how they had to use a bathroom at the grocery store instead of just being able to sq
  2. It's a common thing to hear from long distance hikers, women especially, that they hate being back in civilization because they can't pee anywhere they want. I know my bladder goes feral and it's all I can do to not piss in my shorts when I decide to pee.
  3. As a frequent user of outhouses, I wonder what caused this, likely some missed streams onto the wood. There are specific types of privies you should never pee in (composting toilets) that even have urine catchers at the front of the hole to catch any errant automatic pees when in use that divert to separate containers/pits. As if we all needed an excuse to not use a "proper" toilet.
  4. It's been far too long since I went to a beach in the summer. Last time I was walking on a beach and there wasn't really much cover, ended up kneeling by a dune with some waist high grass, pull my cock out and try to pee in the sand without getting my knees wet. If it's hot and I'm in my suit and swimming I'll usually just pee in the water through my suit. One of the last times I was on the beach I had a chair set up right at the waters edge and just kept peeing whenever I felt the need while keeping myself well hydrated.
  5. Already taken care of I'm afraid, but you've inspired me to christen every trash bin in the house! There also might have been an accidental drip trail leading to each one.
  6. I've moved recently and have the house to myself again. 😈 Open to suggestions. I've already peed myself on the way to check the mailbox and of course wet myself sitting on towels more than a few times at the computer watching plenty of girls naughtily peeing. Wishing the warm weather would come back!
  7. The lack of consent is the issue and even "cues" that may be indicating that they want to be viewed/recorded are subjective until you actually ask or receive consent from whomever is peeing in public. Just because someone is doing something, anything, in public is not an open invitation to be gawked at or recorded without consent. Whether it's legal or not or if you can physically do it does not make it right. If it's a group of people out bar hopping that are drunk, that's also not an invitation, they are intoxicated and not able to make rational decisions and something in that moment mi
  8. Been watching the Expanse, glad for this spoiler in more ways than one. 🤣
  9. You'll want to have someone absorbent. Even if you do full waterproof seat covers all that pee has to go somewhere in your car.
  10. Back in 2020 I was on several large group bike rides in NYC. They weren't the best managed and bathroom breaks were rare if available at all and at the time park bathrooms were closed due to pandemic concerns. Led to a lot of sneaky and no do sneaky pees or 8+ hour holds. Which combined with the need for hydration I'm surprised I last that long. This particular ride was running later into the evening and I knew I wasn't going to make it. I had someone watch my bike as I was squeezing my cock trying to find an open restaurant that would let me use the bathroom. I basically barged in hold
  11. Love the step up, almost like it's inviting you to try to make the distance from there.
  12. Although the example I'd like to use but don't really want to look up is one of the ladies from The Three Musketeers. I've always read older literature and Classics so I'm familiar with the archaic usage of toilet, but it was still a bit surprising to read something along the lines of Kitty or Milady going into their make-up closet to "do their toilet." Which really just means get ready for the day but you know where minds wander, and given the usage of chamber pots back in the day I bet she really would be peeing in there any way.
  13. Always loved when it's used in the "correct" way. "D’Artagnan began by making his most splendid toilet." It's just so, not sure of the right word to use, classical.
  14. Good idea, kind of did that with the chamberpot but I've never really done it intentionally. Got me pretty excited. Even with the pee pads there was still a lot of splatter on the floor! Oh how I wish it was carpet.
  15. Just from a leave no trace standpoint you shouldn't do it even if it dissolves in a few days. For me at least the fetish comes secondary to most things. I remember my disappointment after an extremely long day of hiking many miles to come to an extremely crowded campsite in the Smokie Mountains. After finding a semi-level spot for my tent I went off to go pee in the woods and the ground was just littered with toilet paper. Yeah it's hot thinking about all the women there squatting or standing to pee in the woods, in my mind all together 😉 but clean up after yourself. The campsite is going to
  16. Oh right, sometimes forget how prudish people can be, especially with bathroom activities. It's a little different for those of us who do things like whip it out and piss on the floor or wet their pants. It's used in the same way as in English in German at least. I'm forgetting all the right terms and case. Like "I went to pee," in German is "Ich pinkle gehen," which is the exact same in English except the verbs are positioned different due to the grammar rules of German. I want to say its the same in the Romance languages, but those have been a while. Whether or not Germ
  17. That's actually kind of clever albeit messy and the aftermath is probably a bit more noticeable. Could modify it to tuck your dick up into your pants waist band underneath your shirt so nothing is exposed. Wonder how the physics would work and how much would end up in your pants anyway. Sounds like it's worth a try.
  18. I think you're right. It kind of goes into what really makes this fetish so hot, a private act being done out in the open, explicitly where it's not supposed to be done. The literal definition of taboo.
  19. It doesn't particularly get me going like naughty peeing and wetting does. I'd much prefer it being a lady partner doing the peeing on me and visa versa.
  20. I tend to find interest in the more nuts and bolts kind of things and have learned a fair amount of languages in my life (unfortunately never really retained them that well outside of my mother tongue, English). Language is fascinated and I enjoy also looking at it from a taxonomic standpoint and love to find traces of the origins of words and grammar. "To go," is even more interesting because it's an irregular verb and used extensively in things like the dative and transitive cases (and everything else I've forgotten grammar-wise, I'll spare everyone from that regardless) as well as hav
  21. Well didn't flow around me like peeing while sitting in a chair but the watching the wet patch spread to the delightful squelching noise of my piss spraying onto the bath mat was amazing.
  22. I like the way you think. Why else do you think I bought it? It's only just dried. I've been using it anytime I get a strong wave of desperation and have nothing else planned. Letting out a few spurts from my naked cock directly on to it or wetting myself over it. It's very absorbent and makes a great sound when you piss on it. Don't think I've sat directly on it and pee though, I'll give it a try. I bet it will feel great feeling all those long fibers soak up my urine while it flows around me.
  23. That makes a lot more sense given the context. Unfortunately not too into creating too big of a mess to clean up.
  24. Peeing in the chair is too easy (when sitting on towels or pee pads). Been doing a bunch of that both with my cock out and in some shorts. Had a nice pee earlier in the kitchen sink as suggested by @Girllikespee, giving my breakfast dishes a nice pre-wash.
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