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You'll want to have someone absorbent. Even if you do full waterproof seat covers all that pee has to go somewhere in your car.

Back in 2020 I was on several large group bike rides in NYC. They weren't the best managed and bathroom breaks were rare if available at all and at the time park bathrooms were closed due to pandemic concerns. Led to a lot of sneaky and no do sneaky pees or 8+ hour holds. Which combined with the need for hydration I'm surprised I last that long. This particular ride was running later into the evening and I knew I wasn't going to make it. I had someone watch my bike as I was squeezing my cock trying to find an open restaurant that would let me use the bathroom. I basically barged in hold

Love the step up, almost like it's inviting you to try to make the distance from there.

Although the example I'd like to use but don't really want to look up is one of the ladies from The Three Musketeers. I've always read older literature and Classics so I'm familiar with the archaic usage of toilet, but it was still a bit surprising to read something along the lines of Kitty or Milady going into their make-up closet to "do their toilet." Which really just means get ready for the day but you know where minds wander, and given the usage of chamber pots back in the day I bet she really would be peeing in there any way.

Always loved when it's used in the "correct" way. "D’Artagnan began by making his most splendid toilet." It's just so, not sure of the right word to use, classical.

Much more fun to stand.

Good idea, kind of did that with the chamberpot but I've never really done it intentionally. Got me pretty excited. Even with the pee pads there was still a lot of splatter on the floor! Oh how I wish it was carpet.

Just from a leave no trace standpoint you shouldn't do it even if it dissolves in a few days. For me at least the fetish comes secondary to most things. I remember my disappointment after an extremely long day of hiking many miles to come to an extremely crowded campsite in the Smokie Mountains. After finding a semi-level spot for my tent I went off to go pee in the woods and the ground was just littered with toilet paper. Yeah it's hot thinking about all the women there squatting or standing to pee in the woods, in my mind all together 😉 but clean up after yourself. The campsite is going to

Oh right, sometimes forget how prudish people can be, especially with bathroom activities. It's a little different for those of us who do things like whip it out and piss on the floor or wet their pants. It's used in the same way as in English in German at least. I'm forgetting all the right terms and case. Like "I went to pee," in German is "Ich pinkle gehen," which is the exact same in English except the verbs are positioned different due to the grammar rules of German. I want to say its the same in the Romance languages, but those have been a while. Whether or not Germ

That's actually kind of clever albeit messy and the aftermath is probably a bit more noticeable. Could modify it to tuck your dick up into your pants waist band underneath your shirt so nothing is exposed. Wonder how the physics would work and how much would end up in your pants anyway. Sounds like it's worth a try.

I think you're right. It kind of goes into what really makes this fetish so hot, a private act being done out in the open, explicitly where it's not supposed to be done. The literal definition of taboo.

It doesn't particularly get me going like naughty peeing and wetting does. I'd much prefer it being a lady partner doing the peeing on me and visa versa.

I tend to find interest in the more nuts and bolts kind of things and have learned a fair amount of languages in my life (unfortunately never really retained them that well outside of my mother tongue, English). Language is fascinated and I enjoy also looking at it from a taxonomic standpoint and love to find traces of the origins of words and grammar. "To go," is even more interesting because it's an irregular verb and used extensively in things like the dative and transitive cases (and everything else I've forgotten grammar-wise, I'll spare everyone from that regardless) as well as hav

Well didn't flow around me like peeing while sitting in a chair but the watching the wet patch spread to the delightful squelching noise of my piss spraying onto the bath mat was amazing.

I like the way you think. Why else do you think I bought it? It's only just dried. I've been using it anytime I get a strong wave of desperation and have nothing else planned. Letting out a few spurts from my naked cock directly on to it or wetting myself over it. It's very absorbent and makes a great sound when you piss on it. Don't think I've sat directly on it and pee though, I'll give it a try. I bet it will feel great feeling all those long fibers soak up my urine while it flows around me.

That makes a lot more sense given the context. Unfortunately not too into creating too big of a mess to clean up.

Peeing in the chair is too easy (when sitting on towels or pee pads). Been doing a bunch of that both with my cock out and in some shorts. Had a nice pee earlier in the kitchen sink as suggested by @Girllikespee, giving my breakfast dishes a nice pre-wash.

It makes the best noise too if it's metal, love hearing the drum of my stream as it hits the basin. I often find myself whipping out my cock and pissing in the kitchen sink when I'm in actual moments of desperation, usually when someone is in the bathroom. Then there's the added thrill of whether or not you can finish in time. And bonus points if there happen to be any dirty dishes in the sink at the time.

I've actually been avoiding the sinks, they're basically a second toilet for me. But I think I could make an exception. 😉

Wow, sorry I missed this. The trash can is a favorite spot of mine ever since a friend openly used her kitchen trash can to pee in mid-conversation. The habit was copied by her children, who would walk in and use it while I was conversing with their mother. Not sure why it never occurred to me to ask if I could use it (I was a bit mindful of her husband, who hated the act, he was probably the one stuck taking it to the dumpster). Though I don't like to over use it because it can become too heavy for the bag/to carry out. I've had some partial pees in it all day. Best part is that it's a lever

Pretty much just the one. They're not the best but for my purpose, being able to piss myself with minimal cleanup, they get the job done. They leak if you let out too much at once too which is honestly a plus for me, unless I'm keeping it super clean.

Today is the same as yesterday. Been walking around my apartment in the nude. Been peeing into a small glass when I feel I'm about to lose control, to take the pressure off. Elsewise I've been letting out little spurts here and there as I do chores around the apartment. Got a nice pile of towels I've been moping up the sprinklings with. Still up for suggestions.

That's no fun but that's always been the logical conclusion. I have a few pics of ladies using chamber pots but no men. Men probably sat on them too for the most part. Though I found this old pic of a bunch of drunk dudes and one guy pissing right on the floor as he grabs a chamberpot from the cabinet.

Had to make a poo earlier, always a sad thing as this usually means my body will automatically pee into the toilet while I take of that. I usually like to get creative, using bottles or wetting into a jock strap leaving my butt uncovered. Today I decided to do something different and instead of making sure my cock was inside the toilet (despite the fetish, I once managed to have my cock positioned at the right height to pee through the gap in the seat and bowl, probably couldn't' do it again even if I tried, though now I might) I made sure it was outside of it and plopped unceremoniously

I was planning on going out and checking something for work but plans have changed and I need to stick close to the computer. I was also planning on wearing a diaper so I could pee without anyone knowing around me while I completed my task so no desperate situation there. Unfortunately I have no in-house laundry or else I'd be soaking towels and clothes with abandon. So far just been hanging out in the nude, peeing in various spots, nothing too exciting, just some glasses and the bath tub whenever I need to. Starting to notice little droplets everywhere all over the floor.