Peevert

I thought this might be an interesting alternative to all the stuff we don't like. I'll start out with one of my likes: YELLOW PEE I know it doesn't taste as good as clear. But it's so photogenic. :)

When I wet the bed, I'll often do every pee for the rest of the day in bed. I mean, it's wet anyway, might as well enjoy it. Then laundry before bed. :)

That’s what oral and anal are for !! As for STDs, I’ll take my chances. All fun involves risk.

Ack they nauseate me. Pee models are all 18+. Condoms are for children. Well, teenagers. Not adults.

Where do I start?! 😛 1. Not seeing the girl’s face. 2. Not seeing the girl’s puddle. 3. Desperation. I’m not here for that, I’m here for the pee. 4. Not swallowing. Girls spit. Women swallow. Your lover, porn coworker, whoever they are, is giving you something intimate. Swallow it and make it part of you. 5. Golden showers portrayed as punishment or degradation. Pee is wonderful, it should be shared as such. 6. Fake Squirting. First of all, squirt IS pee. That’s not bad, it’s good. But don’t piss and pretend it’s squirting. Very

You need to create some in the Southeast Florida sun, where I might step in them barefoot. :D Or even better, see you making the puddles. ❤️

Oh YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES !! She starts out just leaking a little, then dribbling, then an occasional squirt in my mouth, and when she cums, she explodes !!!!!!!!!!!

Yes. You can find a girl to PM with who's actually a guy!

Wow, 3% find a restroom. Beach potties are not air conditioned, not cleaned regularly, they look and smell disgusting. I would never pee in a beach restroom.

I grew up on the beach. I usually pee in my swim shorts in the water, or once they're wet, on land. When doing it on land, I let go a short spurt of pee, let my shorts absorb it, then let go another short spurt... At some point I usually find a somewhat discreet location to unload and pee down my legs / pee in my swim shorts.

Yeah I'd love to watch that MP Pee. And I have a feeling our Joe Biden pees his pants (but not intentionally). :D

And since someone introduced political candidates into the topic, I would love for Tulsi Gabbard to pee on me. Preferably while she's discussing her $50,000,000 lawsuit against Hillary Clinton. She would also be one of Bernie's better choices for VP, but I digress... She is certainly a cutie pie.

I would say Natalie Portman, but ... She's starting to look like Hillary Clinton. Sorry Natalie, you're off my celeb wank list. It was a good run. 😄 Taylor Swift Jennifer Lawrence And of course Emma Watson

My pee fetish, which began as wanting to see a girl pee her pants, has evolved into bed wetting and women in diapers and golden showers and drinking pee and theater peeing etc... pretty sure it knows no bounds. I have fantasized about a woman pooping her panties, but I feel the sight and/or smell of this in real life would destroy any pleasure.

I seriously thought this thread was about peeing your pants or peeing on the floor in theaters. 😊

Almost 2 hours, do you know where the pee is? I'm an impatient perv. Plus it looks like an art film. :P

I would be willing to do this with a female. I have done it in the past with a small group that including an attractive young woman. Skype would not be practical for me simply because it does not get along with my firewall, but google hangouts and other free programs are available.

I agree. I've always thought that women have the better plumbing for naughty peeing. Skirts open the door to a wealth of pervy pee possibilities. Also, the fact that women pee down, versus the way a dick makes us pee out (away from our bodies) makes the skirt pee even more practical.

BTW, nice naughty peeing, I wish I had been there to contribute!

Speaking of guys and locker rooms and inappropriate peeing: I wish I had thought of this during high school football practice. Defensive linemen may have enjoyed landing on top of me a little bit less. :D

Restaurant? Assuming you did that without major embarrassment, I'd love to know how. Maybe whip it out under the table and pee on the carpeting?

F.W, I don't do guilt and I don't do shame, so I can't give you the teary eyed contrition that you're hoping for.

I have also basically become okay with minor property damage. I'm not saying it's right to feel that way, just saying it's how I feel.

Yes. It really is that simple. It's basically what I do when I pee in my car. Plastic, towels, and pee my pants. :D

Or Sophie, try the protected car pee. A piece of plastic, like a garbage bag, and a couple thick towels, worked fine for me. The towels absorbed every drop. And the feeling of peeing my pants in my car was wonderful. Of course, as a female, you could also sit naked in the car, and pee directly into the towels.