TrashyToni

Do you ever not miss the urinal? Pretty sure I have lost my ability to do that. 😆 Do you empty the drink cup somewhere or do you restrict yourself to pissing as much as fits in it then place it under the seat full?

Gotta say, that’s actually quite smart. If it’s an action movie you just pick a shooting scene so you don’t even have to hold back haha

Yeah, talking bout spas. Gotta say released a lot more bodily fluids in them than just copious amounts of pee.

Not sure whether that makes it more or less apealing to piss into the urinal from 2m away as I usually do. 🤔

Don’t we all? 😂

As long as I’m wet, no one will notice I’m peing or at least there will be plausible deniability. So at the pool I really just pee whereever I am as soon as I feel the urge.

How did you raise your kids though? I mean you clearly encouraged them to use the pool as a toilet as much as you could, but did you tell them it’s something they “shouldn’t be doing” and that they were being naughty and had to be sly doing it? Or did you pretend it was all natural and let them find out for themself through some unpleasant situation being caught?

Only the toilet floor?

I mean going commando surely is most fun when wearing a (short) skirt or dress but I usually do it when wearing sweatpants. And I know it’s a bit of a cliché but in my experience most women are really into that.

I bet @Maggie_555 would be devastated if she witnessed something like that.

As long as I’m wet I piss anywhere I feel like. If I got some swimwear on and do it slowly enough how would anyone know I’m relieving myself?

Is that how they found out they’re only half brothers? ^^

Well, we don’t know what her ass crack looks like…

😂 Why did you use a condom in the first place?

No worries. It will be if you wear the right bikini. 😉

Bet that’s where the term dickfishing comes from.

Looks like the average American toilet to me.

What about coke though? I heard they usually stash it up the ass. 😁

If your goal was to pee “compeletly secretly”, why didn’t you just pee in the pool like any normal person would have done?

Honestly, what is dumb about this? I still love banging sweethearts in public pools and “filling them up with hot loads”, even though my college years have long passed.

Most recently I pissed in an airport parking garage against a wall. Huge stream running down the ramp. I felt so relieved, couldn’t have driven off otherwise.

Happy to hear you raised your kids right. And so a kink is passed down from one generation to the next. 😂

I suppose you have raised your kids accordingly?

Love peeing in the hotel pool first thing in the morning. Well, sometimes I have coffee first but then I head straight into the water. I mean I always pee in any pool but when it’s that disgusting dark yellow piss I enjoy it just a little bit more. Guess I’m just a nasty motherfucker. 😂