TrashyToni

I usually have tissues on me and in the car. Of course I offer them to the women I’m with, when they pee. Sometimes I even use a tissue myself to wipe my dick after a piss.

🤔 Why do you sound like you just received one?

Let’s say «Here and There» 😁

Tell me, what’s on your mind?

I wish I could say the same, but I send unsolicited dick pics all the time. 🙃

Come on you little nasty, I want to hear all the disgusting details. 😁

Now is that a big brain move or a huge dick move?

The not so virgin Mary… Bet the moment she bears a child there’ll all of a sudden be 3 guys bringing gifts, too.

So where else do you pee? 😁

Yeah, in my city people are doing way to much coke for that. 😂 Even if they were pissing wherever without inhibitions like it was a pool party, there would still be long lines in (-front of) the toilets.

So the daughter just dived through her mom’s nasty ass morning piss? Good thing she’s teaching her not to burden other people with what she makes her daughter go through. 🙃😂 Honestly, I think “go[ing] around other people” is the fun part of it. Does she only pee in the water out of convenience? Does she not enjoy letting others swim in her distusting piss? Cause I do for sure.

How’s that son of a bitch going to drop nasty shits on everything and everyone then? 🧐🤬

60% of the time it works every time

Bet her son is used to his mom being visited by black men while dad is deployed. 😂

Well, at least he didn’t say something like: “That statue looks like the woman daddy always wrestles naked with in your bed when you’re away for work.”

Glad there’s no fish in the pool but surely some people next to me have thought the same. 😂

I think that’s kinda hot to be honest. I’ve only seen and done this myself at foam parties. There you can relieve yourself literally anywhere. I even whipped out my dick and pissed against the bar a couple of times while ordering or waiting for a drink.

I see. Why doesn’t she just teach them how to hide it then? That would be some proper life lesson.

Don’t really get that kind of behaviour. Either you piss on the floor or you don’t. Why would you pretend infront of your kid? Does she also only litter or jaywalk when her kid can’t see?

Yeah, I love that. It’s not limited to gfs though haha

Cum inside you mean? ^^

Didn’t necessarily mean peeing on the floor. Maybe sprinkle the toilet seat a little during an “oopsi” moment.

Never jerked off in one but came loads during many visits with girlfriends/affairs. Aren’t they the ones to blame for the mess, when I just cum in them? 🤔

Ever “miss” the toilet though?