Sophie

I am definitely a downward pee'er, when I am sitting on the toilet it goes straight down into the water below and if I try peeing standing I have difficulties doing anything other than soaking my legs. When I squat it lands neatly between my feet and even when really desperate and peeing hard it maybe lands a couple of inches in front of my feet at most. When desperate I pee harder, but not further.

Thank you guys! This will be my last post with dry jeans. I'm going to wait 5 more minutes (20 past) and then I'll open the taps. I'm typing one handed now, holding myself with the other. I don't share photos of myself sorry. I'm 5'9, Blonde and athletic if you want an idea. Kinda look like Monica Potter

Kids have gone to bed. I'm going to give them a few minutes to get settled and then it's time for my release. My eyeballs are floating! Now I'm alone with my husband I am jiggling in full force! I can do that 😉 I will post the story a little later because I think I'll be otherwise occupied after my wee

Aww that's so generous of you! Thank you so much. I don't think there is anything you can do from there but I appreciate you asking

I last had a wee at just after 3:30, it's now 7:40 and I am ready to burst!! The kids are going to bed in about 20 minutes so I don't have to wait much longer. I will post the story!

Maybe? But I would like to wet myself.

Yeah, I'm definitely not making it nearly another three hours. I'm not uncomfortable yet but I am starting to get short waves of increased desperation, it comes and goes but never ocmpletely vanishes. If a toilet was available and I didn't have other plans, I'd definitely use it.

I had absolutely no idea! Imagine being so slow and lazy you don't even fart...

Amazing question! I would take a slightly longer time but design a simpler/more leegant/more re-usable solution. I believe something, an item, a product, some software, should do one thing and do it well. It should excel at it's task instead of being a jack of all trades. Things that have lots of features and do multiple things can be good, but there's always a sacrifice somewhere, whether that is in quality, reliabilty or something else. Take a Swiss Army Knife for example, it can do many things, lots of things, but it's never as good as a dedicated tool for those tasks. A proper knife

I'm starting to feel more desperate. I was hoping to wait until the kids go to bed but that is looking increasingly unlikely. I'll have to get creative with my wetting later.

Hello! My favourite beverages would be Dr Pepper or Lilt for soft drinks and Galaxy Hot Chocolate for something hot, but I will enjoy a Nescafe instant coffee during the day.

I read this shortly after it was posted but it completely slipped my mind! I'm sorry 😞 I've never tried Vegemite before but in a way I am curious. Brits say Marmite is better but Aussie's say Vegemite is better. I don't want to buy a tub of the stuff and then not like it.

I much prefer this because I feel safe. If it becomes too much or if I change my mind I can just go upstairs. I can stop the desperation and discomfort at any time. As for the release? I want these jeans to be soaked by the end of the day. How and where I do it I don't know, but these jeans aren't coming off until my bladder is empty.

I've just reached that stage where I feel a nice fullness, more of an ache than pain. It's not uncomfortable by any means but I have a constant reminder that I need a wee. I will be able to stay like this for a little while as long as I don't wash the dishes or something. I love having to hide how I am feeling, pretending nothing is wrong, just subtly squeezing my legs together, maybe a little jiggle here and ther.e

I haven't had a wee in about two hours and I'm starting to feel quite desperate. These tight jeans aren't doing me any favours either. Lets see how this goes....

Rear view

In my opinion, that is as uncomfortable as it looks. I would not want to be like that for any amount of time.

If you mean in old threads (or the start of old threads that may have recent posts) it is a glitch from when the site moved to a new forum software many years ago. I delete the duplicate images when I see them but obviously I'm not going to go through every single thread trying to find them. If you send me a link of any threads that have this issue I'll be happy to remove the duplicate images.

She reminds me of Sheridan Smith

@muffinhuntr I have merged your story with this thread

I wouldn't get your hopes up but I'd love to be proven wrong.