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The first time I ever pissed all over a public toilet floor got me so turned on and my dick so hard i had to rub one out right there and then. Only took a few strokes and there was a load of cum added to the mess.

Yeah mate, pretty much every hookup or date I’m on, a bit more than my cum gets left behind 😜. After I’ve fucked her i can never be arsed getting out of bed so it’s nice and easy just to lean over and piss out onto the floor or the wall. A couple have not liked it, but most don’t say anything. With a few its led to a second round pretty fast, they said they weren’t turned on by the piss so much but by the “don’t give a fuck” attitude.

Never had any hassle from the police about pissing, most of them are pretty decent about it and don’t care, but there are a few arseholes. Me and may mate were standing either side of a door having a piss on the way home one night and this policeman comes up. I thought he was gonna do us, and there was no way I could have stopped even if I’d wanted to. But he just walked up, stood between us, got his dick out and started pissing against the door as well. I told him I thought he was going to fine us, but he just laughed said he didn’t give a shit where people pissed, did the same himself and co

Feel guilty about a naughty piss - fuck no 😈💦😂

I ended up being sent away for work this week, so that meant a hotel and definitely taking advantage to piss around it. The sofa had a strong piss smell and a couple of marks on it, but I took the cushion off and it was one of those bed fold out ones so pissed into that and sprayed into the corner as well. https://www.erome.com/a/SznepvJJ

Was in the pool at my gym the other day, had swum a few lengths and was having a rest and a piss at one end. The other end is where the steps in are and I saw this guy about my age get out of the spa pool and come into the main pool down the steps and stopped at the bottom. He got to the bottom and crouched down so his shoulders were under water then stood up and did that a couple of times. Then stood there for a bit, looking around then up at the roof. Then he started fidgeting and adjusting his shorts and cock under the water - so fucking obvious he was having a piss. By this time I was swi

Definitely all over the floors and walls in a public toilet, a hotel room, pools and car park stairs

Walking home from my mates house the other night, and the urge to take a piss began when I still had a long way to go. Was walking down this long lane and decided it was far better to let it out.

Fair enough mate

Mate!! After 7/8 years, get an escort mate! Easiest way back in.

Was on my way home from the pub over the weekend after a fair few beers which needed to come back out in the form of a piss. Might have helped if I’d gone for a piss before leaving the pub but where’s the fun in that! 😉 Was going past this old car park so it seemed only the right thing to do to go in and piss down the back stairs. They fucking stank of piss so no way was I the first or even hundredth person to piss in there. https://www.erome.com/a/O6E7nCvc

Was having a fairly standard piss in an alley on the way home from the pub one night. I’d just started pissing and this other bloke came into the alley. He just said alright mate, got his dick out and starting pissing near me. A few seconds in he says fuck this is a great pissing place to which I agreed, apart from the chain at the end of the alley which is exactly the wrong height when you’ve been drinking! Both finished up pissing but carried on chatting shit for about 20 mins and had a couple of smokes. Sound lad, decent chat.

This is 100% me. I’m straight. What I like about piss though is seeing a guy or a group of guys pissing where they shouldn’t be or naughty pissing. So, walking into a toilet and seeing a group of guys pissing into urinals has no interest, but take that group and have them pissing in an alley or on the floor of the toilet would be fucking amazing. Women doing the same thing is decent, but preference would be seeing a group of guys. It’s the pissing where you shouldn’t that I like about it. I know it sounds a bit weird, or a lot weird maybe 🤣, but it is what it is.

I’d been out with a couple of mates and had a few beers and we were walking back to my mates house at the end of the night. I was needing a piss, deliberately hadn’t gone before we left the pub so I could go outside. There’s a side street with a gap between two buildings about 10m wide which has a few fire exits coming out into it, we were walking near it. I’ve pissed there a shit ton of times so had in my head I’d go there. Told my mates and walked into it. I’ve never seen more than one or two other guys in there pissing, but this time there were 10 or 12 before I got there. Fuck knows what w

A couple of nights ago in the hotel I woke up in the middle of the night needing a piss so just swung one leg out bed and started pissing onto the floor. Finished up rolled straight back into bed. Quicker and more comfortable than using the bathroom and I got to leave a nice piss puddle on the carpet of the room. No evidence of it by the morning.

Nice of you to help out by watering the plants haha!! Doesn’t sound like he was that out out by it, and everybody laughs at a fart 🤣

Been in a hotel for a few nights and got back one night after a few beers desperate for a piss. Fuck using the toilet, I just moved the spare bed thing to the side and let fly on the carpet under it. Absolutely flooded the carpet which was sound, then just moved the bed back. No one would be able to tell. So my advice, don’t stress about it, just piss.

Got sent up the road for work, which means a few nights in a hotel. Seems wrong not to take advantage of it and fuck it up a bit. Had a few beers and released the inevitable piss on the wall.

Yeah I would. That would be amazing, especially if she directed my piss all over everything else. Hot as fuck.

Yeah, never gave a fucking thought about it being someone’s room where they slept. Fuck that, just needed a pissing place. Couldn’t give a fuck what damage was done. The boy using the wardrobe probably fucked things up most with all the clothes and shit.

Mostly it was in the same place, the carpet and wall were fucking soaked. Did piss on the carpet beside the bed once when this other guy was pissing right beside my spot. Saw a few waste high splashes on the wall and wet carpet, so a few were using it. Only other guy I saw apart from those two was pissing inside the wardrobe.

Crashed a random New Year’s party with my mates and drank a shit load of their beer. Needed a piss after a bit, didn’t want to piss in the living room, I wasn’t quite ready to get chucked out yet. Queue for the toilets was massive, so fuck that. Went upstairs and tried the first room I came to which was amazingly an empty bedroom. Walked over to the wall and got my dick out and pissed onto the bedroom wall and carpet. Fucking relief was amazing - I was desperate and must have pissed for over a minute. About half way through the door opened and some guy came in, saw me, said thank fuck, and sta

You were lucky mate, but what the fuck was the point in some prick of a copper putting you through that? Some of them, fortunately very few, are absolute fuckers. Should be able to piss anywhere you want to.

Most cops don’t give a fuck. Sure there are a few that are cunts about it, but most couldn’t give a shit. Me and my mate were pissing at either side of these flats door and this cop came up, I thought we were fucked but he just unzipped and started pissing in between us. I told him that I thought head going to fine us but he just said that most of them don’t give a fuck and not to worry about it

Every fucking day mate. We pretty much get left to work ourselves. Arsed finding a toilet on a building site. Was checking some wiring last week in a new build, place had just been carpeted. We were there for a few hours checking shit out and needed to piss a couple of times. Just pissed on the carpet. Much fucking easier than going outside or going over to the toilet.