stevemcf

Crashed a random New Year’s party with my mates and drank a shit load of their beer. Needed a piss after a bit, didn’t want to piss in the living room, I wasn’t quite ready to get chucked out yet. Queue for the toilets was massive, so fuck that. Went upstairs and tried the first room I came to which was amazingly an empty bedroom. Walked over to the wall and got my dick out and pissed onto the bedroom wall and carpet. Fucking relief was amazing - I was desperate and must have pissed for over a minute. About half way through the door opened and some guy came in, saw me, said thank fuck, and sta

You were lucky mate, but what the fuck was the point in some prick of a copper putting you through that? Some of them, fortunately very few, are absolute fuckers. Should be able to piss anywhere you want to.

Most cops don’t give a fuck. Sure there are a few that are cunts about it, but most couldn’t give a shit. Me and my mate were pissing at either side of these flats door and this cop came up, I thought we were fucked but he just unzipped and started pissing in between us. I told him that I thought head going to fine us but he just said that most of them don’t give a fuck and not to worry about it

Every fucking day mate. We pretty much get left to work ourselves. Arsed finding a toilet on a building site. Was checking some wiring last week in a new build, place had just been carpeted. We were there for a few hours checking shit out and needed to piss a couple of times. Just pissed on the carpet. Much fucking easier than going outside or going over to the toilet.

Nice. I do exactly the fucking same. I’m an electrician and work in new builds and fixing houses that are lived in. Every single fucking one of them gets pissed in whatever stage they’re at.

Pool in my gym

No, walked into some bushes and pissed there

Love everything about pissing in the pool. The relief from having a piss, the warmth in my swim shorts, the yellow cloud in front of my dick and afterwards the feeling of the warm piss moving down my shorts and legs as I move off. And especially the fact that others have to swim in my piss for however long it’s still there. Had my first piss in a hot tub a couple of months ago while four others were sitting there. My cock was rock hard afterwards, had to wait till it calmed down before I could get out.

In the park a couple of hours ago, hot here so was busy

Have filmed myself pissing in the street, doorways, bus stops, phone boxes, just got them sitting on my phone

1. Piss through my shorts, every time 2. If my shorts are wet just piss myself through my shorts, if my shorts are dry either piss myself if no one’s near or get my cock through the leg of my shorts and piss on the lounger 3. Cock out the leg of my shorts and piss on the grass 4. Probably get in the pool and piss there, if no one’s near just piss my shorts 5. Can’t piss while I’m moving so hold it till I’m in the pool and piss there 6. Probably got wet shorts so just piss them, if dry shorts, maybe wait till I’m in the pool 7. Same as 6 8. Would like to think

Fuck mate, decent videos. Inspired me to piss up my hotel room. Just a little dribble, will need some more balls to piss it up properly. But cheers mate!!

Nice mate! A lot of the time I take a piss to make a mess or for fun or just feel like it, but yeah sometimes you just have to go. Still try and leave a mark though!

On the way home from the pub and needed a piss so got my cock out and used this doorway