1. Piss through my shorts, every time
2. If my shorts are wet just piss myself through my shorts, if my shorts are dry either piss myself if no one’s near or get my cock through the leg of my shorts and piss on the lounger
3. Cock out the leg of my shorts and piss on the grass
4. Probably get in the pool and piss there, if no one’s near just piss my shorts
5. Can’t piss while I’m moving so hold it till I’m in the pool and piss there
6. Probably got wet shorts so just piss them, if dry shorts, maybe wait till I’m in the pool
7. Same as 6
8. Would like to think