Peenicks

Oh umm... besides a date with my left hand, not much 😳

Not white either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We'll get em' next time, gals

That's crazy! I've given a partner oral during a video game one time but I've never played this game before. I also received an under-the-blanket fingering while I was chilling and playing Smash Bros with a few of my friends and I pulled off an amazing combo because of it, lol Also that last game sounds agonizing, I have such a low bladder capacity I'd wanna fold after the first loss 😭

Talking to my doctor about my newly acquired blue balls: Yeah doc, I missed the ramp by like two pixels

I would finish this poll but some of the questions on here make me a bit uncomfortable. I don't consider myself as someone who has a racial or ethnic group preference when it comes to attraction and on the whole it feels odd and perhaps in poor taste to include that question alongside the other categories. (Also the term "Mongoloid" is outdated and broadly considered a slur. I didn't want to report it directly but please change that, for future reference)

On the other hand, if you're competing with someone who's not well versed in games you could choose a Kirby game or Yoshi's Island. If you're well acquainted with video games but are also a bit "sensitive" to stimulation then that kinda levels the playing field. If you can last long in the game and during sex then this is just an exercise in humiliating your partner, but hey maybe they're into that (not the first thing I picture when I imagine degredation tho)

Or Super Meat Boy, the lives lost cap would have to be like 30 or else nobody would get a chance to cum, lmao

I couldn't find a topic that felt appropriate for this anecdote so I made my own. Here's a fun game involving sex that I learned during college: 1. One person plays a video game (usually a platformer like Mario, Sonic, Crash, or Celeste if you're hardcore) while the other person gives the player oral. 2. If the player loses a life, the roles switch, the other person plays while the first gives oral. 3. First to cum or first to lose a certain amount of lives (3-5 usually) has to do a punishment of the other's choosing (usually chores) 4. (Optional Bonus Rule) The loser must

Ooo, we've got a recruiter here! Always happy to see someone new come into their own. Glad she and you both are enjoying yourselves ❤️

My favorite theme song to any video game ever. Live & Learn - Crush 40

Lol, if I find someone who's as extreme as us I'll give you their number, girl ❤️😜

God, that's my dream 🥵. And if they spanked me and started pulling my hair too. I'd cum so damn fast 😵‍💫 Found something of a similar ilk. Credit to glacier_clear on Twt.

Holy shit, this is my heaven 🤤. Quite the accurate topic title, Bacardi 😜

Made some pork rice bowls recently (this one's for Scoob since I know Shaggy's a vegan). Generally I prefer to bake my pork chops in the oven, grilling's not exactly my forte. I bake at 350° and rub the chops with a mix of seasoned salt, black pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder. Usually I'll wait three minutes, flip em' over, then do another three, and see how they look, repeat until they're a nice beige-ish brown with a pink center. Once I'm done I take my rice out of the rice cooker, cut the pork into bites, and pour em' both into a nice big bowl (also have some edamame or buttered corn

Ooo, I have not, but I certainly will have to check this out when I've the time! Also love the art too, did the artist you commissioned want to stay anonymous?

I'm giving oral to someone and after they climax they tell me they need to pee. I begin to get up so they can excuse themselves but instead they shove my head back into place and use my mouth to relieve themselves without a second thought. Once they're done they call me a "good girl" for taking it so well and fuck me mercilessly as a reward 😊

Fun Fact: There was actually a line I forgot to include when importing the story from Word. "...and sauntered away from the scene of her naughty deed, her crotch now almost certainly smelling of a mixture of arousal and pine trees." Ah well.

I felt the unmistakable shape of a phallus within my hands. With what strength I'd left I dusted the sand off of its shaft, began to swallow its content, and rhythmically bob atop it in an attempt to coax something out of it, be it semen or piss.

I had long since given up hope of rescue as I used what was left of my energy to drag my burning carcass across the barren desert, no food, water, or hope of civilization as far as my weary eyes attempted to see. As my hands scraped across the scorching sand I felt something unmistakably solid in my grasp. It looked to be a container of solid gold. I attempted to pry it open in hopes of finding something, anything that could help me. I rubbed the sand off the side of it to see if there was perhaps an encryption on the side, and it was in that moment a plume of purple mist and smoke rose from t

The dining room like the rest of his house was obscenely ornate and far too big for a single man to possess by his lonesome, yet here he was. I counted twelve empty seats between myself and Demetri and I was finding it difficult to maintain our conversation from such a long distance. "I've come to hear many a tale about how blood is the only thing that can sate the thirst of my kind" the pale figure announced while cutting into a slab of steak, crimson to its very center. He continued "I can assure you, that is but a myth. There are many fluids that run through a body, and all serve just

Beauregard would never! He's a respectable and kind bear, and a great cushion for my computer chair (took his snout out from under my crotch for this pic)

"The founder of Teeny-tinysburg was truly a visionary. For the longest time us Teenians had lived in fear of the humans due to their immense size, but then we realized that having big folks around could help us out too! Take the volunteer fire brigade for instance!" says enthusiastic local Teenian, Jeremy Smallsmore. We cut to footage of a punky girl in skinny jeans and a faded band tee towering over a Teenian city "Name's Bridgett" She hastily unzips her fly and pulls her semi-erect cock out from her grey panties "So, where's the fire?"

I've had to tell my fair share of folks (women included) that their fly was down. One of them happened to be cute, and good thing too because I could see through their fly that they were commando and had quite the bush on em'. Both of my other experiences were at waterparks. Once was on an outdoor waterslide and the person who went after me (think they had brown hair, they were super pasty) was quite rambunctious. When they came down I was still just getting out of the landing pool and I saw them fly down, boobs clearly visible, and their bikini top around their neck. I thought they were

Recently: On my futon and stuffed bear (sorry Beauregard) Overall: Out the window of my hotel room in broad daylight

As a fellow gal who also started off pissing into pillows, this was a wonderful story! Thank you so much for sharing and welcome to the club 😊