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Since I can't be there, I will be taking to snapchat for any clips that haven't been deleted by moderators yet. If I don't forget that is.

Unfortunately all my hair is on my head (I have an afro). I barely have any facial hair, let alone body hair :P

If it were me in this situation, I would do the following:

1.) Get drunk. Not stupidly drunk but enough to keep the pee flowing

2.) Rent out that hotel. Not a motel, but a reasonably priced hotel. Even better if they take forms of payment that aren't credit cards

3.) Get to the hotel, maybe it has an elevator. Wear something loose, go to the elevator, and just let rip all over the walls

4.) Drink more, get to your room. If you have to pee, find somewhere to sit on. Perhaps the heater. Let it loose from the heater to the floor, and maybe on some of the sheets too.

5.) I would think about going to a nice bar. One with dim lights. Talk to a waiter, strike up a conversation. Let it out in small spurts under the table. Don't wear any panties.

6.) Hotel again. Sit on the edge of the bed (or something) and piss into the mattress.

Just now, Bacardi said:

What Carpet my guy? I have all hardwood in my house! 

But, even that would have been a better alternative. Or at least more fun.

Oh I forgot about that. Well idk if I could have gotten away with claiming it was an accident, but I bet you could say "Oh I'm so sorry, I just was bursting and as I was getting up, it all just came out of me. I'll clean and polish it, don't worry." Highly doubt he'd be the wiser. My gf leaked like that alot in the early days, like it was delayed squirting.

Usually the toilet bc my gf would be mad otherwise. If it were anyone else, I would skip the bathroom and go right onto the patio and let loose. I would encourage said partner to join me in making a puddle on the outdoor carpet since it gets wet from rain anyways.

On 7/19/2022 at 11:35 AM, Bacardi said:

No in the toilet. But I don't always pee after sex honestly lol. 

One time I filled all the way up and let my husband fuck me while I was so full. It was a balancing act of pretending like nothing was wrong (because he doesn't know about my fetish) and holding while feeling pleasure, but eventually I did cum and the need to pee disappeared. I went to sleep and then a few hours later I woke up bursting lmfao. I didn't even think I was gonna make it to the toilet. If I peed in bed that night both of us would have been swimming in urine and my husband probably would have been mad af.

I'm disappointed you didn't take the chance to take a naughty piss on the carpet next to the bed while he was sleeping 😞

It's almost August and I haven't heard any cicadas this year. I only heard a couple just now for the first time. This is both surprising and concerning. Anyone else experiencing something similar?

Just now, Bacardi said:

Well then you'd better stop playing with me and come here to fuck me until I squirt 😒

You better stop playing with me because you just might find me at your door step (in the least creepy way possible lol).

22 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Eeeeeehh. A little. I am not so good at peeing standing up. For me to really aim well I have to be really full and the stream has to be real powerful. So, if I'm full of pee yes I can look at a certain spot on my shower wall and actively aim and hit it. If I'm not full usually it just sprays everywhere and then falls down my thighs.

Other than the usual amount of wetness that comes out when I orgasm, no I don't think I do.

Everyone says they aren't until they've been fucked so good that they can no longer say that.

Example: In the early days of my relationship, back when we were still fucking in my parents basement, we decided to fuck not so quietly while there was family upstairs. After we got done and she could hardly stand, she would fall to her knees and start letting loose on the carpet. Idk if you can call it squirting or not, but it was SO MUCH, like the same amount every time. She would squirt more than once like this, all over the floor until there was a sizeable puddle. No idea how we hid that from view or kept people from stepping in it but no one found out.

Conclusion: It's about the right amount of stimulation in my opinion. I do believe that squirting is just the loss of bladder control, and I do find that if you feel like you have to pee all of the sudden when you are fucking, just relax and go with the flow (obligatory PeeFans pun all the way intended)

This hits home for me because I used to do that but I got caught by my dad and received punishment for it. Now I can hardly justify peeing in the shower. I say I do, but I rarely ever "go with the flow" like that.

One time I pissed in my gfs mouth because she kept sucking me when I told her to stop. I hardly had time to warn her. She was disgusted, I was mortified, and I pray that never happens again. Its EXACTLY the reason I tell girls that I don't get off that way. I'm simply too sensitive and the feeling of having to cum/pee feel extremely similar.

3 hours ago, peecurious94 said:

I particularly love all of these suggestions as I have tried most of them and had a blast! I did want to address one of them that I have not tried that I have always dreamed of...while getting a massage. Are there masseuses that would be okay with peeing? Or would I need a friend or my husband or my mom to massage me?

I'm not a licensed masseuse but I am good at it (so my SO says) and I would be more than okay with someone letting go during the massage!

9 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Haha. You're happy either way! 

I just hate how hard clean up must be for the cushions and stuff. Must be easier to clean the floors!

BTW, I didn't forget about you or the little gift i promised. I've just been overwhelmed by my inbox again (and real life) so I've been staying away. Will message you soon! 💋

Thats why you get cheap furniture from the street, clean and sanitize it, so you can ruin it later and toss it :). I've never actually done that, but I would should I ever have someone to fool around with piss-wise.

And don't worry about me, def focus on you.

10 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I have never done this, but as long as I could scoot forward and pee over the edge onto the floor I would! I am not a fan of peeing directly onto the furniture haha.

I would, as long as you arch'ed it and pissed as far as you could onto the floor. Others, go ahead and piss into the cushion. I definitely want to hear the hissing noise.

I feel like positioning, muscle use down there, and surface tension have a lot to do with each other on this topic.

Depends on where you go. I would go to a dimly lit bar, stripclub, gentsclub or whatever, and let loose somewhere dimly lit. This particular nightclub in Iowa I attended had pretty low light except for the dance floor. You couldn't see anything under the tables and it was too crowded for anyone to notice that you'd be pissing in a potted plant nearby unless they were looking for it. Do it somewhere you can get up and leave through a crowd. Likely no one would notice, but maybe @Paulypeeps would know since she has been there before.

7 minutes ago, Barbieoxo said:

I havent yet but I can't wait! Have you had any more opportunities to take a risk?

Oh yes. I've pissed in the garage multiple times recently, in that same pose, spraying whatever I can. Mostly the garage door but also some old objects not being used as well. I also keep pissing in some of the house plants around here after masturbating because I'm super desperate (sometimes I end up going twice) and because why not, right? That plant is thriving anyways. I really wanted to piss on my next door neighbors car and all over their garage while they were gone, but a friend talked me out of it and for good reason.

2 hours ago, Barbieoxo said:

This is absolutely incredible. As soon as I saw this image I instantly felt a little twitch down between my legs. The way you are standing and your gorgeous figure just makes me melt! More more more!!!! 

I hope you were able to take care of that twitch 😉

Where are you getting your estimates from? I would say its inconclusive until proven otherwise, and since I'm not a statistics buff, I wouldn't know if there was a proper way of phrasing the question and getting responses indicative of the entire population. Seems like a tall ask there...

Narissa is welcome to spray her bladder in my home at any time.

5 hours ago, Lenalove said:

Lol well that's a good lie 

Nono I mean I lied in that it was my only experience. I realized I've been pretty public in most my relationships.

1 hour ago, Lenalove said:

If I was her I'd give you head while people watched

I welcome this

1 hour ago, Lenalove said:

Yall should've done it while atlesst a few people can see hahaha I get off on being dirty

Haha there was actually a time we did the dirty on a park bleacher bench at night. This was on the outskirts of a city with snow on the ground and clouds in the sky, so you can imagine its fairly lit and people can see in that level of darkness. It was pretty hot, and not the first time I've done things like that in front of people. That was just by far the most public fucking I've done.

Edit: I lied

I probably would with the right person. Once I fucked my gf outside, stark naked, next to a stop sign. Granted we were on a road with no traffic, but risky nonetheless. I would certainly try to incorporate piss in that session too.

3 minutes ago, M.Vixen said:

Who says there isn’t though? 😌 I’m going to a large festival next month and I plan on wearing a skirt with nothing underneath. I can pee straight down without making a mess and I don’t need to stand with my feet ridiculously far apart so that’s gonna be a fun evening I think 😈 The friend that’s coming with me also has a huge pee fetish and loves the idea obviously. 

Niiice. If I were going to a festival I'd probably wear shorts, head for a clearing where I can lie down on a blanket, pull the shorts aside and just let it out. I can't help but feel someone would see me if I went the crowd route and it won't be positively received.

I wish this festival were close to the Midwest, I'd love to see whatever it is (and catch you in the act lol).