pguy2981

Damn this is a turn on! How big was the cup, and how many times did you piss in it. I'm thinking it must have been on the smaller side, but I remember my gf filling up a big gulp cup with her piss when she refused to piss on the side of the road in public, so I told her to just piss on the floor. I think that floor has seen at least 3 big gulps worth of piss and its still like new.

If you were in my car, I'd allow you to go all over the center console and dashboard.

18 hours ago, Kupar said:

She fancies you. There's no doubt about it.

We work alot with blood, so the topic of squirting does come up quite often. It even came up today.

I really do wonder about her squirt streams, if they're full on torrents or small gushes. After the picture she showed me, I'm certain there is some sort of spray factor when she cums. Maybe she squirts multiple times in one session. If this were you, how would you go about asking your coworker about how they squirt without giving off the vibe that you have sexual feelings for them? I'm cool with them but I want to treat this friendship delicately and not have it be more than pee/squirt talk and the occasional hangouts.

I immediately recognized your name, which means its time for me to take a break from peefans and pee related content. A pee break if you will...

I'll see myself out.

@gldenwetgoose This is the 4th or 5th installment of these kinds of gifs. I appreciate what OP is trying to do but can we somehow lump this all under one category? They're all under the same title and its starting to feel like spam at this point.

I would say drink a ton and let it fly. I've began peeing on my carpet irregularly and if I'm hydrated, I can't smell anything. Also, do you plan on cleaning things when you're done peeing where you shouldn't? The only reason I pee on my carpet is the direct access to two carpet cleaners.

Slight update: I was stretching today and as I stretch, I like to let out little noises here and there. It just feels better that way, idk. She made a comment on how I sound like a girl when I stretch. I said "You should hear me in bed." She laughed silently, but pretty hard and asked if I sound like a girl in bed. I kind of gave a round about answer, but the short answer was "Some people would think that if they heard me". Not too long after, she whispered to me (because there were customers in the area) that she was going to go pee. Now of course I couldn't just let that slide without saying something snarky. I said, no you can't. There are bio-hazard bins right here. She then jokingly made a motion to make it look like she would piss in the container. I wouldn't have stopped her (okay I would have since there are cameras everywhere), but if this were in public, say if we were using the same bathroom and I said "Just piss on the floor!" I would not have stopped her.

After I mentioned how I sound in bed, she was gone to the bathroom for a significant amount of time. I'm sure it wasn't, but I do wonder if what I said was enough to make her want to get off right there in the public toilet. I wonder if she squirted, and how much of a mess she made in the bathroom.

I had to hear about this second hand at work. I thought, "No way, that woman is immortal. She just can't die" and here I am reading all the news about it. My condolences to the U.K., its truly the end of an era. I personally believe that she outlived the crown itself because what does the crown mean to the people of England now anyways?

I could use some help on a couple problems I am trying to solve.

4 hours ago, Eliminature said:

Having seen your stream in the Men Peeing section, I can attest that it's more like a powerful, accurately aimed public fountain than a broken sprinkler! 😉

I wish I'd been a fly on the wall when that conversation was taking place - or the customer.

If only it were actually powerful! There's definitely more power when I hold it for a long time, but I've never purposely challenged myself to do that, or had anyone challenge me to hold.

There's so many I haven't posted in that thread. I'll have to post my private erome account on there at some point.

6 hours ago, Kirby23 said:

"sowing her wild oats,"

I read this in a very refined English accent. I binged The Crown if you've ever seen it on Netflix, and I believe the kings father (the king who just passed this year) said this about his grandson (the heir to the throne kind of, should he not be outlived by his own mother).

Yeah she's totally open about her sexploits with me, which as I said is surprising. I want to open up about mine, I really do, but I am not about to be a workplace rumor and I don't exactly trust her with sensitive info just yet. Otherwise i would tell her about the time i made my SO squirt with a bottle all over me and the couch. I really do want to see her reaction to that.

Welcome to the site! Went and had a look at your description. R.I.P. your inbox. Can't wait for you to share your experiences though.

Many of you don't know me, but if you did, you would know that I love the idea of peeing on the carpet, but hate the clean up. So nine times out of ten, you'll never catch me truly enjoying this fetish of ours to its fullest extent.

Tonight however was a nice change of pace. I woke up with a painful twinge in my bladder, and with the thickest, hardest hard-on I've had in a long time. You know, the kind of hard-on where you flex your muscles down there and your cock is so hard that it doesn't move up an inch, like its made of diamond. I haven't had sex in a long while, so the idea of doing anything sexual really leaves me at half-mast. So my first thought was "Damn, no one's here to take advantage of me and its a shame". My second thought was how badly I needed a piss, which made me think of how my friend on here hasn't seen me piss on the carpet yet. I started scrounging around for my phone and the light switch simultaneously. I got on my knees at the edge of the bed and turned on the camera app. Once I got to the video portion, I started pissing a loud splattering torrent on the carpet. I drank water that night before bed, so my body refused to hold anything back. All while I was rock hard. While I was pissing, I couldn't help but feel like I've missed all the opportunities that could have come with this; I could have pissed inside a willing participant, pissed and came at the same time, fucking someone after/before I pissed, or have someone use me as a dildo since there was to be no movement in hardness until I pissed. But what sucked even more was that I forgot to hit record -___-. I know my friend would loved to see it.

I left the puddle and plan to clean it up after work today, but that was fun and a new experience. I wonder if I'll get the same result if I try fucking with a full bladder. Does anyone have any pleasurable full bladder experiences?

That last one is deadass me when my friend brought up the fact I never told her my fetish. She responded with "I know its water related..."

Most of my friends I am alright with peeing in front of, but only a couple am I comfortable peeing while touching them or them touching me in any manner. That situation has happened once and I had to use every ounce of will power not to get so much as she held onto my ankles, squatting and releasing an audible gush into my grass.

9 minutes ago, Peenicks said:

Honestly I probably would have just frozen up then tried to book it as soon and as fast as possible. I like to think I'd strut out with confidence or ask em' to join in or something but no shot in hell I'd be able to actually apply that, LOL.

Idk, I'd like to think that would work on me. I'd also like to think I'd block the entrance and ask you to finish the deed before letting you go, but in reality I'm shy af and I definitely wouldn't stop you.

1 hour ago, Peenicks said:

Ooo, I like this topic! Mine came to me at a bookstore. Now, it's not what you think! I wasn't that outta control (maybe someday + some alcohol).

I have to admin, I thought of my female friend in this light. I once discussed my fetish at length and, while nothing came of it, she did offer to hang out with me and do these kinds of naughty things. We had planned to make her pee pretty publicly (under desks, on the carpet in bookstores, in broad daylight in a public place. I'd love to hear what a naughty drunken day in the bookstore looks like to you.

1 hour ago, Peenicks said:

I had been desperate to pee when I walked in and booked it towards the back of the store to find the restrooms. When I got inside I slammed my ass down at one of the stalls and ripped down my shorts and panties immediately. I pissed enough into the toilet that I had released most of the tension I carried in with me, but then I had a naughty intrusive thought. Without much more thinking I turned my hips a bit on the seat towards the wall of the stall. I busily started spraying the partition with my pee, it got me going to watch the droplets roll down the wall and drip from the bottom of it towards the floor, like one of those plexiglass fountains you see at a high-end Japanese restaurant.

I love folding to the naughty intrusive thoughts I have while drunk. I've done this a couple times in clubs, just straight up turned my hips toward the wall and peed. Another naughty thought I folded to was going outside naked in full view of the neighbors at 4am and just letting loose into the flower bed. No way I could have stopped, even if I wanted to. A whole 30 second solid stream too.

2 hours ago, Peenicks said:

It was around the time that my piss started to pool on the tile beneath my feet that I realized

A. Someone could come in here any second and 

B. Someone's going to have to clean this up

But at this stage the torrential flow wasn't stopping and it likely would've done more harm than good to try and course correct back to the bowl so I kept my clear spray going until I was spent. In a flaccid attempt to make amends I spurted my last few drops into the toilet but it only landed on the seat. 

Sincerest apologies to the bookstore worker who had to deal with that fiasco on a Sunday afternoon, if you're reading this.

That said, if you are reading this here then you're probably the type to get a kick outta this kind of story so... you're welcome

What would you have done if someone did come in and see water rolling down from underneath the stall? What if someone opened the door to see you peeing like that? Would you have walked out in confidence, or stayed inside and waited until A.) The person leaves or B.) The person calls the manager.
 

If it had been me, I probably would have faked having a mental break or fugue state.

Just now, peecurious94 said:

@pguy2981 it's great to hear from you! A lot has happened since the last time we talked! 😉 

Oh I heard! I quietly lurk on your profile and posts from time to time. I've been around since you started and you've only gotten more bold and brazen with your peeing. Wish I had, at the very least, friends that were willing to get half as brazen in public with me as you are with your mom. It's really been a treat watching you grow on this platform 🙂

1 hour ago, peecurious94 said:

I finished off the side of the couch so I wouldn't get it too wet 😉 

Just as I bumped your comment about peeing on the couch in my thread. You're way ahead of me haha.

On 5/22/2022 at 7:42 PM, peecurious94 said:

I was masturbating on my couch growing up...my mom wasn't home, and I was in a very dirty mood. I let a little bit of pee dribble out of my pussy and onto the couch cushion. The feeling was fabulous, so I continued to empty my bladder on the couch. After I came, I flipped the cushion over. My mom never said anything about it, so I assume she never noticed? 

I think, considering your more recent posts, that its time you asked your mom about that experience lol. Better yet, recreate it 🙂

Welcome to the site @Sakura. If you don't mind me asking, what is a pee princess to you? I ask because I haven't the slightest idea what that means to people. I may be kinky, but I'm a sheltered kind of kinky (haven't been physically exposed to much).

Since I can't be there, I will be taking to snapchat for any clips that haven't been deleted by moderators yet. If I don't forget that is.