MidoriLemonade85

You wish! 💚

Proof Earth is not flat.

Two drunk women stop to pee in a graveyard... The first one to pee had nothing to dry, so she grabs her thong, dries it and throws it away. The second, who had nothing to dry either, said: "I'm not going to throw away my thong... Very expensive from Victoria's Secret " Then she takes the ribbon of a crown that was over a grave and places it inside the thong so it doesn't get wet... The next day one of the husbands calls the other and says: - My wife came home last night drunk and without a thong... Im done with my marriage!

I would!!!!!

My type of lego …

When there is a dog on the plane seat in front and he wants your pack of crisps…

AI said this is life in a British council estate…

The comical sound you’d make when falling down these….

It’s for better drainage apparently…

This is my skill level in Lego too. And I am a little older…

Really nice. Maybe the sister could invite her friends over to wet his bed further or the Mom could invite the neighbours. Lovely story. 💚

Coopers it is. 🍻

I’m coming over now to join the party…✈️

I was watching the Olympic surfing this morning, held in Tahiti. Surely there was lots of peeing in those wetsuits. The support boats had no toilets so they would have had to be creative. But I did not spot anything obvious. Those buff water polo boys may have added to the swimming pool water levels tonight too. A girl can dream…💚

Amazing…thanks for sharing! As humans we are always trying to make sense of things and so many scenarios ran through my head for this. Such as… * perhaps it was a dare from friends. * maybe he did not like that shop. * maybe he was feeling down and thought this might improve his mental state. * maybe yes some really interesting drugs. *maybe he was just desperate and thought, whatever, here will do and I won’t stick around. * maybe it was a bucket list item. All of us crave some sense of freedom in a restrictive world. Imagine if we had the freedom to do this and

I think there are a couple of schools of thought. I think my first instinct would be those who are confident and outgoing and open, who perhaps even joke about peeing and sex would be the first to take a pee in public. There are some ladies at my work, blonde and bubbly, in this category. But then again, they say it’s the quiet ones you gotta watch too. Those normally hide their kinks well but are opportunistic to pee in public if they feel they can do it without causing too much of a stir. Because nobody would ever suspect them. They would assume the person would hold their pee becau

That’s what an equal opportunity workplace is all about!! Why should blokes have all the fun?!

Beautiful.

Beautifully written. Sounds like a wonderful time. 💚

I have a question. If you go to bed with a full bladder, can you sleep? Will your body let you? Does anxiety take over? If you fall asleep and the bladder wants to release, do you wake up then? If you go to bed with a full bladder how many pees in bed does it equate to?

Sexy AF. 🔥 Hope you had a good play afterwards.

Got a full bladder? The more the merrier…💚

So gorgeous. You, your windswept pee, the countryside….all just wonderful. 💚

My favourite toilet is the kitchen floor. Also the dog’s mat outside and the potplants and compost bin. Peeing in the sock drawer is fun. And dirty washing…why not? One day I will be brave enough to piss on my bed.