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  1. Yes I also advocate looking at the puddles I make and also looking at puddles made by ladies. I sometimes also take photos - mainly to share with people or post here rather than for my own benefit. To this end, here is a "puddle" I left this afternoon.
  2. The men's waterless urinals work by having oil in the u bend trap underneath them so when you pee in them, the pee sinks through the oil and heads round the u bend to the drain. The oil never falls below the level of the u bend so stays where it is and makes a seal which keeps smells at bay. For this to work in the ladies toilets, it would have to be a dedicated facility for peeing with small bore outlet and with separate bin for tissue disposal. It would certainly be possible to do that, but it needs designers to come up with a suitable design and ladies to adapt to using separate fac
  3. Wow @puddyls, you never cease to amaze me with your adventures. That was super hot and very brave of you. I love your exhibitionist tendencies and blimey do I wish there were views like that at my local car wash. If there were, then my car would get cleaned a lot more often that it does. The guys there were very lucky and I bet they were pleased that they chose that time to go and wash their cars - especially the guy who was closest to you. And don't apologise about it being long - I could read much longer than that with that kind of content!
  4. Well I peed outside 3 times in London. The first was when I arrived at the mainline terminus station. I went outside and walked around for a bit looking for a good spot and then I chose to pee in a telephone box. Then when I got to where I was going I found an alley that ran off from a main road and I peed there. I was then in the office building for a good few hours and I had to use the toilet once. After I left the office, I went over to Soho and I peed in an outdoor urinal which was in full public view - even though it was about 4:30 pm. Although as I posted elsewher
  5. So sorry to hear you have been treated like that. Personally I think it is better for your own sake to keep clear of him and have nothing more to do with him. However, If it helps you to gain closure and satisfaction by going to pee outside his house, then go for it. You will have the satisfaction of doing it and knowing he missed out. Even if he did catch you (unlikely) then he can’t and won’t complain as he likes that behaviour. He would be very frustrated that he is going to miss out in future but you would have to realise that if he does catch you then he is going to have that mem
  6. You are definitely lucky to have ended up with a neighbour that pees in your view. He is also lucky that you appreciate it rather than being offended by it. It would be good if you can somehow let him know that you have seen him but that you are fine with it or even enjoy it, then he won’t have to worry about whether he may get caught and offend you. He probably works on the principle that he will only be there for less than a minute and the chances of you looking out at exactly that time are pretty slim. It is probably more common than most people would expect - as you say, he is lik
  7. Excellent find. As the whole thread was entitled “slip ups with peeing”, were there other stories worth sharing here? Or maybe a link to the forum? I appreciate we would need to translate.
  8. I went to a restaurant for lunch today and needed to use the toilet, so headed there and found that rather than a large room, there were three doors marked for men and three doors for women, each providing individual facilities. i went into one of the men’s rooms and saw a standard toilet, but I used the urinal that had taps on it. I think some people refer to it as a sink. Quite a convenient system as you don’t have to move to wash your hands and it is self flushing when handwashing, saving considerable water over using a standard toilet.
  9. She wasn’t in the best place to see any penises and to be honest most of the people were not showing their penis anyway as the did what was intended and stood into the gap so the walls formed cover on each side. She was seeing the view from behind and streams between guys legs if the had their legs apart (which a good few did). She was quite tall, dark hair, maybe in her 40’s.
  10. Today I was in London. I went to Soho Square where o know there is an outdoor urinal. I really expected it to be closed (one side of the cabinet opens out to make the urinal accessible or closed onto it to close it). It always used to be closed during the day. I got there about 4pm and surprisingly it was open. I was debating whether it would be acceptable to use it at 4pm when there were lots of people around. Whilst I was debating with myself a guy came up and used it. Then there seemed to be a constant demand of guys going up to it and peeing. There was a lady stood on the o
  11. Good find! I also liked the quote from the anonymous staff member “The staff member claimed it is not an uncommon issue for them face while volunteering at the store.”
  12. Nice. I had one once in St James Park in London where there was a female cleaner in the toilets when I went in. I didn’t worry about it and selected a free urinal. She mopped the floor around my feet, which was totally unnecessary - she could easily have mopped other areas and come to my area after I had finished. She was getting a good look into the bargain. She very definitely was looking and so I didn’t make any effort to hide - in fact I stood back a little and let her have a good look. She smiled at me and I smiled back. I sometimes wonder if I should have asked if she enjoyed the vi
  13. Possibly. Depends on the circumstances.
  14. Yes it has definitely happened to me - quite a few times. I drink a lot and therefore I sometimes get to the position of needing to pee before it is convenient and I have lost the odd spurt into my boxers.
  15. Bet he loved you for waking him up! But he also will have had a good laugh at your expense. I wonder how often hotel staff do encounter people having to go to reception naked?
  16. Thanks @Colormerose. I'm going to London for a meeting tomorrow and will be spending some time in London on my own so quite likely I'll find somewhere public to pee in London. Might also consider peeing on the train or the underground (tube) train too. Not sure yet - will see how things work out. Unfortunately I'm not staying overnight, so no hotels.
  17. I have never done statistical analysis on it but as far as I remember only women, mostly aged early 20s. Numbers - probably around 10 over the last 20 years.
  18. I am well on my way to joining you @DoctorDoctor. I am mid 50s and have lost a lot on the top. I keep what’s left short with a buzz cut. My frustration is that hair grows very happily just about everywhere else, but not where I want it on my head! I shouldn’t be surprised. My grandfather was completely bald by 60 and my dad had a large bald patch early on - although mine has gone quicker than his.
  19. Congratulations as your post was a couple of days ago so I assume you are now married. Hope you had a great wedding day and a great life together in the future.
  20. I have never minded my wife seeing me flaccid. To be honest, I really couldn’t be bothered with the faff that it would involve to avoid that situation and it would seem totally unnatural to try and hide it all the time. We don’t sit around the house naked but we have never hidden ourselves either. We don’t close the door when using the shower or toilet and if we often walk around naked when getting up in the morning or getting ready for bed. We get changed in front of each other and of course we are naked in the lead up to sex. I think we would both find it very difficult, unnatural an
  21. Sorry for the delayed reply. If you spend most of your time naked, surely your Mrs would know there was a good chance you would be naked at that point. She could have easily ensured she went in first and asked the friend to wait, or she could have called ahead to let you know. Do you think she set it up to see how you and her friend reacted or do you think she never gave it a thought? She obviously had a good laugh about it either way at your expense.
  22. Yes, I was expecting a bit more of an issue with the policeman but he seemed to accept that I was in a difficult position and that I'd made an effort to walk away from the main road and whilst it was a public area, it was quiet and I chose to face into a corner to be discrete. I am sure that many police officers (men and women) have had to pee outside whilst on duty, so maybe he understood and felt sorry for me. I have seen people pee in full view of police on a Friday/Saturday night in nightlife areas and the police don't bat an eyelid, but then on the other hand there are some places
  23. the other side of the coin - if I catch a lady peeing in the street on a night out, I invariably apologise as this makes her more relaxed and less likely to get stressed or panic. I usually then make some light hearted comment such as "Looks like you needed it" or say that I had come down that way for the same reason. Usually they are then fine with it. Very occasionally I have had ladies tell me to "Fuck off, can't you see I'm peeing" or something. That is a rare response though.
  24. I have been caught peeing multiple times. Mostly people just totally ignore it and either walk past or turn around and go the other way. Sometimes I've had people make comments like "Nice Cock" or "Looks like you needed that" A few times I've had people say things like "That's disgusting" or "Couldn't you have found a toilet" To which the response is "Sorry I was about to wet myself" or similar. I don't think anyone has ever been more negative than that. One time I did get caught by a policeman when I peed in a corner between two buildings on a street in London in the afternoon. He
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