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Have you ever deliberately revenge-peed anywhere, or on someone's property? Maybe a teenage boyfriend after a breakup or that sort of thing?

It's SOOOOOOOO good having @Riley back posting again.

Here you go - I managed to find all four on one photo - and they brought a couple of friends if anyone's short. In seriousness, I'm guessing the original post was using the marriage thing as a figure of speech. Hope you don't mind me adding a bit of fun. I'm sure as hell non of these ladies would consider ME as a lifelong soulmate, and obviously I know nothing about them. I could probably choose four real-life friends to fit the mould of being intelligent, attractive and hellishly sexy (to my taste) but non of them eligible. All taken already, and I certainly aren't going to share their

Just the mental picture you conjured up in the way you described the skating - You've painted the picture of Emma experiencing the ecstacy of being in love, of having found a true soulmate and having some amazing physical experiences - being lost in a moment of her own thoughts. Listening to music and being without a care in the world, skating, gliding free from pressures and the drag of life, able to spin and fly..... Quite a lot of reasons to make the day feel awesome don't you think 😉

Thanks @Riley - well, you just made the day better. Strange as it may sound(?) the way you've just described the skating has done. Have a great one yourself.

I know we're getting a bit of Riley's original post, but reading the tale and the school bus aspects has just reminded me.... When I was 18 or so and at college, one of my good mates was going out with a girl a year older than him. For some reason - can't remember how it came up, and although subconsciously it was hot, I wasn't quite so aware of my fetish - but this girl told the tale how when she'd been at school her and her elder sister would come home each afternoon to let themselves into the empty house. Often though they'd pee in the grass of the back garden first. I imagine they'd

Deal!

Ha - good question. It varies.... As a guy I find it pretty impossible to masturbate whilst peeing. If I'm going to pee somewhere naughty I'll usually be pretty full if not desperate - my brain usually doesn't let me get an erection until emptying has been taken care of. So personally it's usually after. Nearly every time I masturbate though it's over the thought of you fine ladies releasing a golden flow. So that's me, now over to you:- If you had the ultimate opportunity, do anything and there would be absolutely no consequences whatsoever, what would you choose to do? Woul

Welcome! You're right that some may think us weird, but at least we're all weird together.

I'm going to hazard a guess that every lady will give a slightly different response - which is just how it should be. Live would be very dull if we were all the same.

Great account - glad you made it (just!) and glad it wasn't too painful or embarrassing an experience. Good job the restrooms weren't locked for the night. Would love to know more about the peeing in the grass after - just that tantalising half sentence for some reason feels like the hottest part of the story, for me at least. Did you have a long way to walk and a case of sheer need, your bladder struggling after holding on the bus. Maybe were you feeling a bit naughty and making the most of the chance? Obviously you chose a place where you didn't feel at risk of being spotted - I kn

Thanks as always for sharing with us Jayne - sympathy is always available and glad you find at least some of the advise to be wise. Personally I have difficulty with gleaning 'enjoyment' from your distress - but clearly there are those on the forum who have perhaps followed less of the background since you joined, and yes they certainly seem to enjoy your posts. So glad you love being a part of this family.

@Christian55 - Have a look in the Pictures section, there's a topic in there of Guys peeing on Girls.

You've got me craving dark chocolate now. I'm going to ask the next tame, easy question - tell us about your choice in music - do you have one favourite genre? Is it more of a mixture?

Interesting picture @Jerry911, not sure if it would be better placed in the Men Peeing section - that's generally where that sort of thing is found for those that want to go looking for it.

I know exactly what you mean @UnabashedUser - sadly the age of alchemy is dying and it's more likely to be some 'filter' effect applied by the click of a finger. Sadly I'm also making myself feel old...

I’d say pretty much anywhere outdoors. Sometimes I’ll leave work full and much of my commute is rural. There’s a few different routes I can take so I’ll pick the quieter one and leave a puddle behind my car, or in a gateway. Same if I’m out cycling too.

I had to read that twice - first time I thought you had pissed ON a prudish woman. That would be something to see!

Welcome in....

I lurked for ages before taking the plunge.... and never looked back. Welcome!

To a certain extent it's true for pretty much everyone that our online personality differs from that in real life - I'll come clean that's not me in denim shorts. I prefer not to use a personal profile pic. It is a common question though - is that really the person in the thread, do they really look like that - and somehow when their initial posts are offering something outside the site (whether it be Skype, kyk or whatever) it raises the question of their motivation. This forum isn't about dating, it isn't a commercial hook up site, it's a community. Many members have been here years a

I'm no psychologist, but it sounds like a lot of frustration at authority prioritising and doing the wrong things. That and maybe eat less cheese before bedtime lol.

There's probably a lot, lot worse topics to dream about...

That's a really good point @Sweets - I know I drink too much good coffee at work and know it has that effect on me - the zero to ten in a couple of minutes. If I do hang on the urge will often subside and I'll have another half hour. I do find as well some soft drinks, particularly cheap lemonade (British lemonade is a bit like sprite) - I assumed it was maybe a particular artificial sweetener, but could be citric acid I guess. It's a good point @Jayne78 to discuss with your GP. If you're not comfortable talking the issue with your personal doc, if your surgery is anything like ours yo

Totally agree @Peefreak99 - Politely informing is exactly what the Mods have suggested everyone does - it came up a few days ago and as one (Sophie???) said, they don't see every conversation. As long as we all remain polite and constructive it is a helpful thing.