Bacardi

I am definitely the fly.

@RabofreeKl Take your spamming ass somewhere else cause the only other language i speak is Italian 😒

In case anyone is on here thinking "wow, Bacardi seems like a nice, mature, responsible grown adult woman. I'd love to get to know her more." I saw this at 6 am this morning and it's after 12 now and I'm still laughing so hard I cry. Better rethink that message 😭

I am a bit lighter than these beautiful renders are, but I think bottom middle, center, and top right look a lot more like me than what I previously posted!

I dont think it'll let us make one with a giant cock lol. https://www.bing.com/images/create Here try it yourself. It's free.

@MidoriLemonade85 here i used Bing image creator to make my dream man. Couldn't for the life of me get it to render me as a black mermaid with light skin like how I actually look, but these are my favorites and then this pisstake when I accidentally typed "bears" instead of "beard" I was SO confused. But just about died laughing 💀 look at how horrific the fingers loom. AI sucks at making hands.

How do mermaid have sex with each other anyway? Please let me know so I can envision this properly lol.

Girl.........Yes PLEASE 🥵🥵🥵 I make mine last a long time. Lots of teasing with my tongue 😜

Come to think of it kupar, it can't be a coincidence that these two characters look exactly like us. DID you get it commissioned 😏 And of course bestie. You are the mermaid expert. You have to teach me the ropes!

I started peeing around my childhood home at around 6/7/8. Somewhere in there. I'd pee on the concrete in the basement and on our dogs pee pads.

For Christmas my amazing husband got me a Steamdeck 🥹 I've always preferred handhelds because my kids and husband like to hog the consoles, so this has been such a blessing! I've been playing the Sims 4 mostly because I love the sims but it sucks on console and I don't have a PC (well I do, but it's my husband's and I have to bypass a bunch of bells and whistles to play on it so I don't bother lol). Not only this but I've been playing the crap out of emulators. My heart is so full. I love my SD 😫

All hail pee god Lordman.

Was recording a pee video for a friend and didn't realize I still had a little blood left. I took my cup out last night cause I thought my period was over 😅

I've had Mille by Fedez et Al on repeat all day today. Just such a fun song and an even more fun video. I love all the color.

Sorry. I meant there was a lot of cum lol. More than what I consider normal for myself. If I'm cumming and not watching piss porn there's not as much, but last night there was a lot 😁 I peed in the shower with him. I couldn't pee right after we were done cause after I cum it takes a while for me to pee if I need to go before the orgasm. I have been doing well with drinking lots of water recently so my pee is very dilute. I don't think husband noticed that I peed in the shower with him lmao. Or maybe he did cause I didn't go when we were done. Who knows.

If I had to guess I'd say it was this! My bladder wasn't even overly full. Just full enough for me to feel. But being denied the time to pee turns me on a whooooole lot lol.

Whip me, comrade.

Who knows. Maybe the forum has just finally broken me out of my shell and I'll finally tell him. I honestly haven't decided yet 😅

Morning friends! I have an exciting update for my pee sex life 😅 So like most couples we celebrated valentines day yesterday. Hubby took me out to my favorite Chinese restaurant and then after the kids went to bed we had a lot of fun in the bedroom--if you know what i mean lol. To appease him we did more than what we normally do, which made him really happy. However, I was so busy getting everyone ready for bed that I forgot to pee before we got down and dirty 😬 So we were like 45 minutes in, and we were in doggy style (my favorite position) when my need to pee hit me. I must h

Unfortunately when I pee it goes straight between my feet lol. No distance for me! The other day I propped my leg up on the counter and tried to pee on the wall across from the toilet but it was too far away and I didn't get far past the toilet rim. I have had luck tho peeing vertically! Every time I take a bath I like to sink down, spread my legs, lift up, and pee. I dont really have an approximation cause I'm bad with numbers, but it was a lot higher than I ever expected the first time.

Also me when someone speaks another language 🥵

Pee tee pot 😆

A few lol. Most of them are carpet pee videos just like the other one! I have a few go to car pee videos as well.

I got news for you then. I've cum to thst video so many times!