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I had been in Steve’s neck of the woods on work related business and decided to pay him a visit before I went home again. It had been a few months since I pissed on his bed and we had such a lovely time so it would be rude not to. So, on Friday night I sent him a text asking if he was free over the weekend and if he wanted to meet up. He said he would love to, and that we should meet at a local café. I got up fairly early on Saturday morning and had a shower, ate breakfast, the usual stuff and then got myself ready to meet Steve. I decided to wear a nice dark blue dress that was fairly

My own rules for visiting the cinema: Never go to a popular film ... at least not at first. Even popular films fade so wait until the crowds subside. Whenever possible, go to midday screenings. Even fewer people. Pick films with plenty of noise. Battle/Fight scenes are great for hiding any splashing noises. Drink plenty of water before you go. You don't want to wait until the final credits to feel the need. If possible, sit next to the stairs. It's quicker when leaving (just in case) and you don't have to get the seat wet. No underwear! Should go witho

Hi My name is Sarah. I'm 45. And - often in the company of my best friend and partner in crime, Barbara, who is also 45 - I like to vandalise, ruin, and destroy things, by pissing on shit!. As does Barbara. It's our thing! And we have never been caught! We are good at what we do and getting away with it. Occasionally, we go on fetish sites to share our confessions. Many love it. Others disapprove strongly. Some of you reading this might be thinking, "Come on girls, sexy ladies peeing all over the place is great but deliberately ruining other people's shit for fun isn't cool!" But hey! It

This story is a continuation of the stories I wrote in the thread, Pee Vandalism with Katie! First off, I would like to thank everyone who encouraged me after having written fiction for the first time. I was honored to have input provided by writing legends who I admired long before registering on this site. Thank you very much for being so welcoming and friendly. Secondly, I apologize for having taken so long to write another installment -- I wanted to expand on my writing by introducing additional characters and it took me some time to figure out how to properly write for it (along with havi

On Saturday there had been a bad crash going north, as I had to go that way on Sunday afternoon I thought in would have been cleared by then, I left home around 1:00pm, at about 3pm I was wrong, the traffic slowed and stopped, I was in the middle lane for 5.5 hours to move 2 miles, the first was a male continental lorry driver in the right hand lane, jumped down and walked around his lorry to pee on the center crash barrier. A little later (now stopped for over 2.5 hours) a female driver in the left lane, 3 cars in front of me got out and went around to her passenger side, opened both doors

Edit: this someway got posted in fictional, but it actually did happen and pretty true (as I can remember...at least 15 yrs ago) to my recollection. Sorry, I'm not a real writer so I might go from past to present or make other grammatical errors. You've been warned. Lol I just had my first real pee experience with my wife while camping (Bikini Pee) and we both admitted sometime later that it was as big a turn on doing it as it was fantasizing about it. Cool! So that same day after dinner we were sitting around the small fire I kept going, having a few (too many) beers. My wife had

I've liked Charlotte Hawkins since 2012ish, she used to present Sky News. Best thing ever to watch before leaving for work in the morning :)

I have not forgotten Kevin, he was always nice with me, made me laugh and was always positive. I have to quote on this because fanny is right, it is too bad that people don't stick around. Promoting that with, show up every week for 10 week and I will pee in a measuring cup with your name on it. Or even send me a picture of you and I will pee on it and send it back. (I am sure some people will vote for that) lololol Seriously, I have noticed since the shut down, at least 3 regular people that use to write me every 2-3 days are no longer here. Fanny, you should place a big a

Dear Wet Carpet My name is Sara. I'm 31. And I'm bisexual, though I mostly swing towards the ladies. In my local gay bar I have just met this awesomely sexy 34 year old blonde lesbian called Amanda, who is so outrageously uninhibited when it comes to peeing. It's awesome. She has a thing about it. Secretly, so do I. I went though the common - amongst your readers at least - phase of peeing on my bedroom floor when growing up. And I love stories about ladies peeing everywhere. Love this magazine. Occasionally it has motivated me to pee on my kitchen or bathroom floors on purpose inste

I doubt if you'd need to replace the carpet after one pee - as long as it was fairly dilute and was allowed to dry reasonably quickly. You could enjoy the faint aroma for a while and you would remember the event every time you walked on the carpet.

steve25805 wrote: "It is not easy to pin down why this interests me so much. I find it easier to explain how this interest developed,- and have done so several times- than to describe what exactly it is about it that works for me." "I think certainly, the act of peeing accentuates the anatomical differences between the genders, and did so for me at an age when I was too young to understand the sexual differences. So girls peeing accentuated their femininity, and thus eroticised the peeing for me at an age when other forms of eroticism were unknown to me. And my sexual interest stayed

But really to me,its all about the beauty,..and how do they pee out of it?I guess a sense of awe.

Agreed. Especially when the girl hover pees in the toilet. There's something very primal about the way the butt sticks out and how her hips are thrusted to expose the pussy as much as possible. It's very similar to how she would position herself in order to receive sex "doggy-style."

I would allow a female to relieve herself in my car. I have offered my back seat to 3 women. Only one took the opportunity but she didn't pee a while lot and she pissed on a green towel that was folded on my back seat. The two that didn't had nice, long and hard streams. I fantasize about a lady hovering over my back seat cushion and letting it go and the sound of her stream makes contact with the seat, cloth or leather.

Overhearing conversations about pee is great. I was on a bus a few years ago where this young lady a couple of seats behind me was talking to this guy she obviously knew about a recent night when she got drunk. My ears pricked up when I heard her say, "I pissed on the bus!" Never caught the guy's response cos he was keeping his voice down much more, but I heard her say "I pissed right there!" And then chuckle. I couldn't see exactly where "there" was without giving the game away by turning around, but obviously somewhere on the bus. Probably the floor I guess. After that, the guy shushed

Last night I was out for a few drinks and catching some live music.When it was time to go home I joined a queue for a taxi.Thankfully not too long.There was a group of youngish looking friends in front of me.My ears immediately pricked up when I heard 1 of the young girls saying "I really need to pee" She was showing some signs of mild desperation.There was a bar close by with an alleyway next to it which was lit.I caugh t a bit of conversation and it sounded as if she was reluctant to use the bar toilets.Would she pee in the alley hopefully giving me a good show.Sadly she opted to go inside.N

When I was younger we had a German exchange student staying with us for a short time - she became my girlfriend for a while. Well, I was hogging the bathroom and enjoying a luxuriously long bath. Problem is, the German girl badly needed to pee and couldn't wait. So a lot of mutual trust was involved in what followed. Because our bath also had a shower fitted as an option, so there was a shower curtain that could be pulled across. So it was agreed that this curtain would be pulled across so she couldn't see me naked in the bath and I couldn't see her sitting on the loo. And each

My name is Samantha - Sam for short - and I'm 18. My parents were hosting some kind of party for all their friends and there must have been nearly 40 people in the house, all drinking and at various stages on the route to getting shitfaced. I wanted none of it - most of these people were twice my age at least, and into talking boring shit about their jobs or their pension plans or fucking politics! And trying to cop off with one another as well. I'd decided to shut myself in my bedroom, along with four friends whom I'd persuaded to come and keep me company. They are all aged 18 or 19 as well,

Always good to hear pee conversations, even if you don't get a sighting as a result. I had one in Brighton where there were a mixed group of male and female friends together walking up the road and some of the group were dawdling a bit. One of the girls near the front called back "I need to pee, hurry up". Nobody else seemed concerned and they carried on fairly slowly. They got near the end of the street and one of the males stopped to use a cash machine. The girl started bouncing and pretty much shouting at him that she needed a pee. When he got his cash, they carried on and cross

Several pees today - first was in the garden. went outside wearing just a dressing gown. sat on the swing chair which is slatted, moving the dressing gown from under me and leaving it open at the front as I like the cool morning air around me. I was drinking amug of tea and I relaxed and peed through the slats onto the grass whilst drinking. I didnt change position before or after peeing. Next pee was in the shower. Nothing special - just added my flow to that of the shower. Later I went for a walk and crossed a footbridge with a circular ramp. I peed from the top level throu

One night when I woke up to piss I went into my bathroom and didn't turn the lights on. I ended up hitting the back of the rim. When I was staying at a friends place I had to take a piss in the middle of the night. He had his basement set up as his man cave and I was the only one awake. So I ended up having to piss and didn't want to go up the stairs because they made a lot of noise . So I thought to myself of what to do; I ended up pissing in a big bin he had in his workshop .

Just got up,peed in the bucket that i use,just male laziness cant be bothered walking to loo,but as its in front of my dresser i can watch myself.This is just how my room is laid out,but its kinda fun..Didnt awake feeling naughty either today.for some reason in mornings i often do the hiss that we associate with women,then get up tip it out.Now coffee and weetabix!

Mine was last night about 2.30am in the sink. My toilets been playing up and since I sleep naked I just walked into my ensure and used the sink. Always fun seeing my naked reflection in the mirror. Not that I really like my body. I'd happily swap it if it was possible. But i love checking out my tattoos :-)

This is what its all about,cant beat it!Ok,when im downstairs,my loo is upstairs,i use an old milk container,then tip it out when i go to bed.About an hour ago...Sometimes,usually when im watching a dvd etc.Of course only if i dont have company i must add!Very convenient.

The sound of women peeing is a big turn-on for me - especially the hissing of a really full bladder. I always figured that is just because I'm attracted to women - and to peeing - and to desperation - but this thread brings up another possibility. Male peeing sounds - at least the ones we can hear past a bathroom door - are mostly related to the stream hitting whatever it hits, and not related too much to anatomy. A guy pees, and what you hear is the pee. Maybe a lot, maybe a little, but it's just pee. When a woman pees loudly, on other hand, the hissing sound is generated by the pressu

Sometimes,there are certain beautiful celebrities,i would love to watch piss,but not on me..I dont know why i make that distinction. An example is Britney Spears,id like to be a fly on the wall in her cubicle,but i wouldnt like her to piss on me,Nicole Kidman is another. Mariah Carey can do what she likes with me..:wee::wink:

Sarah Palin...good call. There is something highly erotic about the notion of a respected political figure engaging in some sort of peeing for pleasure, or simply just openly peeing somewhere in front of you. I incorporated this - for me - highly erotic idea into my latest three part story - Piss mansion. (In that case not Sarah Palin herself of course but a fictional female Tory MP)

Sarah Palin.i know fair choice.Others not sure.Thanks for joining the debate.