My link didn't work. R/peegonewild on Reddit. Lots of good gifs and pics.

Ruth here  To me it sounds like some one need a net tossed over them and about 6_ months in  a Looney bin . A woman needs to act like a woman . not a  raving lunatic   IMHO

And this is why I love staying in hotels! Keep up the great work! 🙂

You can get new carpet remnants/scraps from your local flooring dealer. Smaller odd shaped pieces from jobs get tossed in the dumpster while bigger pieces are usually sold at a substantial discount. I'd be willing to bet you could get small pieces for free if you ask. Piss all you want, throw it out and lay a fresh piece down!  It's what I do when I'm in a place with tile/wood floors.

Let us know how it turns out.