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14 hours ago, James_erased said:

As much as I love piss related porn, it seems agonisingly difficult for them to actually document a good account of it most of the time..

My main gripe is when the woman starts pissing, they zoom right in on her fanny - no! I want to appreciate the full scene, and in particular, where that stream is going/building up!

Others include when they take a good while to start pissing - if you are doing a piss themed video, get yourself nice and desperate beforehand, ready to piss everywhere! Carrying on from that, just a generally weak or stop/start stream.. why is this even being filmed? I ask myself, on the above accounts. 
 

Last contribution: when the piss is yellow. This isn’t too common, but yellow piss doesn’t appeal - nice and clear is best!

Yes! The long time starter is awful because you can feel the nerves of the actress and tension of the photographer. And they never edit it down. So you just have to sit there and deal with the discomfort.

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31 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:

Mentioning going to the same college isn't personal but what region of the country she's from is? I think both are extremely vague in light of how enormous the United States is. But alright.

Actually, I don't understand what you're talking about. I seem to recall you bringing up a famous piss star living down the road from you? Anyway, duly noted. I'll try not to veer off topic in the future. 

Ok, I'll explain.   First point is that in many parts of the world the term 'college' refers to a local educational establishment which a lot of kids attend when aged 16-18 and still living at home with parents.  So around the world the 'majority' of people go to college in their home town.   I agree the United States is enormous, however it accounts for only 4.25% of the world's population (in 2020).

Hence when a member says that a pornstar went to the same college as him, for most people that implies that pornstar lives within a few miles of them.  And to ask that member 'isn't she from A or B?  somewhere around there?  is in effect asking that member 'are YOU from around A or B?' when considering the college as a local establishment.  And that asking for personal information is what led to me removing the post.

That and the fact it was completely unrelated to the topic in question of Things that annoy you about porn.

 

For info @Takashi96 please note that I'm here to enjoy the site and its content just like anyone else.  Moderating is something that takes a chunk out of my enjoyable time here, but I do it because I want to make the site a better, nicer and tidier place for everyone.

I don't appreciate having to spend my time here explaining every decision I make.

Next time I suggest if you don't understand what I'm talking about, perhaps PM me asking for explanation.  If you disagree with a decision or a post then click on report,  that way staff can investigate formally.  Don't go calling me out on it on the site.  I didn't mention you did I when I removed your question did I.  That's called respect.

Now - I believe the topic to be discussed here is 'Things that annoy you about pee porn'.   Let's get back to that shall we?

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14 hours ago, James_erased said:

My main gripe is when the woman starts pissing, they zoom right in on her fanny - no! I want to appreciate the full scene, and in particular, where that stream is going/building up!

Totally with you on that. I want to see the full woman pissing and see the piss splashing down. The full scene is actually far more erotic than a close up of a peeing fanny.

 

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13 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Ok, I'll explain.   First point is that in many parts of the world the term 'college' refers to a local educational establishment which a lot of kids attend when aged 16-18 and still living at home with parents.  So around the world the 'majority' of people go to college in their home town.   I agree the United States is enormous, however it accounts for only 4.25% of the world's population (in 2020).

Hence when a member says that a pornstar went to the same college as him, for most people that implies that pornstar lives within a few miles of them.  And to ask that member 'isn't she from A or B?  somewhere around there?  is in effect asking that member 'are YOU from around A or B?' when considering the college as a local establishment.  And that asking for personal information is what led to me removing the post.

That and the fact it was completely unrelated to the topic in question of Things that annoy you about porn.

 

For info @Takashi96 please note that I'm here to enjoy the site and its content just like anyone else.  Moderating is something that takes a chunk out of my enjoyable time here, but I do it because I want to make the site a better, nicer and tidier place for everyone.

I don't appreciate having to spend my time here explaining every decision I make.

Next time I suggest if you don't understand what I'm talking about, perhaps PM me asking for explanation.  If you disagree with a decision or a post then click on report,  that way staff can investigate formally.  Don't go calling me out on it on the site.  I didn't mention you did I when I removed your question did I.  That's called respect.

Now - I believe the topic to be discussed here is 'Things that annoy you about pee porn'.   Let's get back to that shall we?

Oh, you meant personal for the member? Got it. Sorry for making you go through all that technical minutiae. I appreciate your patience with me. And sincerely apologize for allowing the leftover grumpiness from my crap day to escape into your direction. 

And now back to the subject at hand.

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Golden Shower/Piss Drinker Videos. Female to Male 

Who wants that close-up!? Okay, probably more people than I suspect. I'm talking about the ones where the woman is getting ready to piss on the guy, then all of a sudden the camera tilts down (completely removing the female genitalia from the shot) and only shows the stream hitting the target. I once watched a video where this stunning Asian woman was standing over a guy getting ready to unload in his mouth, when the camera tilted down just before she pissed. Suddenly, we get this close up of this Fish-faced mustachioed Russian gargling her stream. And it just stayed there through the rest of the video! Do the camera operators not know about the relationship between the eye and the lens? It's pure boner suppression material. 

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10 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:

Golden Shower/Piss Drinker Videos. Female to Male 

Who wants that close-up!? Okay, probably more people than I suspect. I'm talking about the ones where the woman is getting ready to piss on the guy, then all of a sudden the camera tilts down (completely removing the female genitalia from the shot) and only shows the stream hitting the target. I once watched a video where this stunning Asian woman was standing over a guy getting ready to unload in his mouth, when the camera tilted down just before she pissed. Suddenly, we get this close up of this Fish-faced mustachioed Russian gargling her stream. And it just stayed there through the rest of the video! Do the camera operators not know about the relationship between the eye and the lens? It's pure boner suppression material. 

Yes, it is essential to include where the pee is coming from in the shot, and I'd prefer to see the whole woman.

One thing that irritates me about some Asian porn is when they go split screen, one image showing a close up of the genitals and the other showing the wider scene. I find split screens annoying and would rather have one image at a time to focus on.

The pixellated genitals in some Japanese porn is an annoyance too, but they are no doubt forced into that by laws.

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On 12/3/2021 at 10:35 PM, slucaniets said:

Vipissy is the worst example because of their false advertising. Their actresses do a pretty good job at pretending to love piss even though it's almost all theatrics and doing everything under the sun to avoid having to drink the piss (Outside of maybe 1%). I don't know how they are so popular.

WOW I agree 1000%.  That's exactly why I cancelled my membership.  A lot of hot Russian / Eastern European girls, mostly in girl - girl scenes, but most models and most videos there have the drinking tag, and they never swallow!  How can you be "drinking" if you don't swallow?  Ridiculous.  

To a peevert, this is important.  If a woman gives you something as intimate as her pee, you be a freakin gentleman and swallow it.  

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On 8/16/2022 at 11:08 AM, tremayl said:

I don’t like when they exaggerate how bad they need to pee and end up expelling maybe half a cup of pee. Such a boner killer. 

I call that The Nerdy Faery Syndrome.  She's a little hottie, but in 90% of her videos she's desperate for 10 minutes and pees for 10 seconds. 

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23 hours ago, steve25805 said:

Yes, it is essential to include where the pee is coming from in the shot, and I'd prefer to see the whole woman.

One thing that irritates me about some Asian porn is when they go split screen, one image showing a close up of the genitals and the other showing the wider scene. I find split screens annoying and would rather have one image at a time to focus on.

The pixellated genitals in some Japanese porn is an annoyance too, but they are no doubt forced into that by laws.

I'm in complete agreement on the whole woman being in the shot. I like seeing her facial expression, position, etc. I also like split screen though. 

The video I was complaining about wasn't Asian though. It was Russian (yes, I know Russia is partly in Asia). The performer was of East Asian descent. 

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On 8/17/2022 at 8:59 PM, Peevert said:

I call that The Nerdy Faery Syndrome.  She's a little hottie, but in 90% of her videos she's desperate for 10 minutes and pees for 10 seconds. 

Yeah I bought one video from her and realized they’re all the same and it turned me off from her. No one wants to be genuine or authentic anymore 😕 

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Females pissing with their tits exposed, why?

boring toilet pissing, or even in showers

the naughtier the better for me

my ultimate fantasy is a man peeing somewhere like a DIY (hardware store with people wandering around or other very public naughty pissing. 
I guess I can dream

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7 hours ago, WendyMarty said:

Females pissing with their tits exposed, why?

I guess it adds to the fantasy that she is doing it for her own excitement.   Either because she is aware of the camera and getting a thrill from exhibitionism,  or because she is getting a thrill from the risk of getting caught while exposing herself.

For someone like me,  a realistic "voyeur" type shot is less erotic,  because it carries a suggestion that the woman would rather not be seen.   Voluntarily displaying her tits sends the message that she is a willing participant who is enjoying herself.

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10 hours ago, WendyMarty said:

Females pissing with their tits exposed, why?

boring toilet pissing, or even in showers

the naughtier the better for me

my ultimate fantasy is a man peeing somewhere like a DIY (hardware store with people wandering around or other very public naughty pissing. 
I guess I can dream

I was just going to say that! The woman squats down as expected, everything is going fine and then she lifts her top. I love tits but that takes me right out of the fantasy. It's like it just makes it extra porn-y and for no goddamn reason. 

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A couple more annoyances: 

* Guys lying flat on their back for golden showers.  FFS, no one can swallow in that position.  

* Pee portrayed as degrading.  There is nothing degrading about pee.  When a woman shares her pee with me, I'm honored. 

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2 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:

The woman squats down as expected, everything is going fine and then she lifts her top. 

Okay, that's a legitimate point.  If she starts out naked, fine.  If she displays her tits after she starts peeing, you're right, that can be a distraction. 

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2 minutes ago, Peevert said:

Okay, that's a legitimate point.  If she starts out naked, fine.  If she displays her tits after she starts peeing, you're right, that can be a distraction. 

There was a brief period of time where it was every fucking video. Like it was an unspoken rule. And then sometimes the lifting of the shirt, and bra would take more effort than the girl was expecting and she'd almost fall over. I don't like girls to look like they're working when they're pissing.

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7 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

The persistently misogynistic tone of porn. I mean come on it's 2022. The industry moved beyond being a product of strip club owners and pimps a long time ago. Do we really need video titles like "dumb blonde whore pisses for the camera?" Have some respect! I feel tremendous gratitude towards the women who willingly risk their anonymity for our pleasure. They deserve nothing short of our praise!

 

4 hours ago, likesToLick said:

💯   Totally agree with this in every way.   The whole "shaming" concept is a crappy throwback to the 1950's.  We really need to grow up from it. Women who like and enjoy sex are wonderful.

Definitely....      Whore, MILF, Coed, Slut....   It's unfortunately a long and not very distinguished list.   I recently had that discussion around 'Coed' and as I understand it there's a very limited age group who would have experienced it anyway.

Note that whilst we can't do much about the titles of clips posted on the site here, any members using similar language will be swiftly encouraged into more respectful behaviour.  Thankfully I can only think of one time it's happened in a post.  There are a few members who I'd encourage to request a change of username (but that's their call).

 

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