*attempting* to pee standing up

[sunny.puppy 508]

Whew! Today I got back from an evening out and I had to pee, so I tried to practice peeing standing up. I took my bottoms all the way off and put the toilet seat up. I tried to aim myself at the toilet but when I started peeing, a lot of it dribbled onto the floor I front of the toilet and sprayed all over the rim. After a few seconds of concentrating on going my stream became strong enough to easily aim the rest into the toilet, but I can’t seem to pee standing up without making a big mess in the floor. 

if anyone had tips on standing to pee with a pussy let me know! or if anyone has stories of peeing on the floor by accident please share; I think it’s so cute when my partner’s aim is off and they end up peeing where they didn’t mean to hehe

 

[nenTyp 488]

I can't give you tips but you could train your aim on the balcony if you don't fancy cleaning up later.

My unintentional messes are usually when I sit down and still am kinda hard, so I end up peeing between the edge of the bowl and the seat. Sometimes an actual stream comes through but most of the time it runs down the bowl and makes a puddle unter the toilet.😅

[Alfresco 11,002]

@sunny.puppy,  As I'm not equipped with the relevant anatomy, I am sure that there are people much better placed to advise you, but from what I've read and seen, I gather that the secret is in using your fingers to spread your lips, pushing your pelvis forward and starting and stopping quickly - i.e. try to start with a full pressure stream rather than letting it dribble and then cut off abruptly when you are done.

There are various guides online which you could try.  If you search "Learn to Pee Standing" you should find something helpful.

[gldenwetgoose 20,253]

I'm also completely unequipped to understand the trials and tribulations for you learning standing up.   As such, please don't take this as me 'mansplaining' how to master the art.

What I have 'learned' from my extensive 'research' into some very 'educational' video material (AKA pee porn) is that some ladies seem to manage a much cleaner stream than others, whose results are far more messy.  Some of that seems like it may be simply due to differences in their anatomy, and although practice, posture, hand positioning, urgency etc may all help, it's still very variable.

As you've asked about tips and aiming, all I feel qualified to suggest is perhaps that a good place to start could be standing in the bathtub or shower and using a certain spot as a target to aim for.   Maybe the drain, or trying to fill a beaker or measuring jug?   That may help achieve consistency, and could also let you work out the factors that change your stream.

I'll stop there trying to be helpful, other than to say we're willing you on - would love to know how it's going and to hear about your exploits.  However successful or messy they may be...

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,515]

So my vaginal anatomy is different from other females (Explained in previous post) but I still have advice for you @sunny.puppy 

Im practically an expert on this since I can’t pee sitting down unless I bend my upper body downwards but that’s to much work for a simple pee. And plus if I sit normally the front wall or stall door will get a golden shower curiosity of me. 
 

So as a little girl my dad would train me to pee standing outside in our backyard. Our backyard was fenced so no one could see us not sure if yours is. Or you can use your bathtub.

**So first strong Kegel muscles and Pelvic floor muscles** will be very important and helpful to reach your goal since strong muscles in those areas will aid in your flow rate and strength of stream. (**Squats, Lunges, Sit ups and any core workout will help.**)

**Stay Well Hydrated** drink your recommended glasses of water but don’t over do it don’t hold for long periods of time it might be hot and fun by in the long run it will weaken your bladder muscles and make you leak in inopportune times  and have a lower tolerance to holding. Your stream will suffer because of this.

**Stance** is very important the most common method for girls peeing standing is leg wide hip forward and pussy lips spread. This might not work for you but you can try many methods.

[DoctorDoctor 1,070]

On 11/1/2023 at 4:48 AM, sunny.puppy said:

After a few seconds of concentrating on going my stream became strong enough to easily aim the rest into the toilet, but I can’t seem to pee standing up without making a big mess in the floor. 

I do not posess the right anatomy to provide tips, but your description sounds like you are well on your way to standing pee mastery. You identified a problem that everyone (both men and women) have.  Weak streams are more difficult to aim, you have to commit with a strong stream.

On 11/1/2023 at 4:48 AM, sunny.puppy said:

. . . . or if anyone has stories of peeing on the floor by accident please share; I think it’s so cute when my partner’s aim is off and they end up peeing where they didn’t mean to hehe.

I have done this more times than I can count. I think it deserves its own thread.

[speedy3471 10,627]

I don't have the proper equipment to offer any advice to you @sunny.puppy. But sounds like @ABBYPEEGODDESSgave you some great advice. Have fun applying her advice 😉

[nygirl 548]

You can look this technique up somewhere else, but you can pee standing up rather neatly by spreading your labia. The inner pussy lip. That way, nothing blocks the stream from coming out splattering everywhere. It takes a bit of practice.
 

I love pissing on things standing up when I am wearing shorts, as I can just do it through the pant leg. 

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 302]

18 hours ago, nygirl said:

You can look this technique up somewhere else, but you can pee standing up rather neatly by spreading your labia. The inner pussy lip. That way, nothing blocks the stream from coming out splattering everywhere. It takes a bit of practice.
 

I love pissing on things standing up when I am wearing shorts, as I can just do it through the pant leg. 

Do you pee standing up a lot?

[nygirl 548]

1 minute ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:

Do you pee standing up a lot?

I do it all the time. It is especially convenient in nasty places, where I don't want to touch anything. Just earlier, I pissed out the window to avoid interacting with my roommate. 

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 302]

10 minutes ago, nygirl said:

I do it all the time. It is especially convenient in nasty places, where I don't want to touch anything. Just earlier, I pissed out the window to avoid interacting with my roommate. 

I think that's really hot

I've always loved when girls can pee standing up 

How'd you get into it?

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 302]

Just now, nygirl said:

My dad always used to piss on the fire to put it out at night when we went camping. One day he asked if I wanted to piss out the fire. Of course, I did. So he told me to hold my shorts aside while he got behind me to spread open my labia with his fingers. I pissed while he watched.

I think I was reading that story on one of your other posts

Sounds interesting!

I'd love to hear more about your experiences standing!

Would you be mad if I messaged you sometime?

[LadyP 260]

Practice in the shower until you get better at it. Spread your legs open enough and exaggerate the tilt of your pelvis. Spread your labia with your fingers. Wait until you're desperate and pee with force. 

I don't do it often, once in a while. I tried it earlier today in my shower and only a few drops went down my leg. 

Edited November 5, 2023 by LadyP

[on the porch 326]

On 11/1/2023 at 3:48 AM, sunny.puppy said:

Whew! Today I got back from an evening out and I had to pee, so I tried to practice peeing standing up. I took my bottoms all the way off and put the toilet seat up. I tried to aim myself at the toilet but when I started peeing, a lot of it dribbled onto the floor I front of the toilet and sprayed all over the rim. After a few seconds of concentrating on going my stream became strong enough to easily aim the rest into the toilet, but I can’t seem to pee standing up without making a big mess in the floor. 

if anyone had tips on standing to pee with a pussy let me know! or if anyone has stories of peeing on the floor by accident please share; I think it’s so cute when my partner’s aim is off and they end up peeing where they didn’t mean to hehe

 

I knew a lady that hat was always having pee fun , she did that too , standing , but she would pull her clit up with a finger and her pee hole would shoot it straight out , so she bent over a bit and hit the toilet just as I could , She never wiped ,I always licked her dry

[vanessa9 830]

Despite *years* (literally) of practice, I still can't control my stream when fully standing. I can sometimes land a perfect stream on a single spot on the floor, as well as make a total mess and end up with pee on my thighs, my legs and my feet. I pee standing at least once a day in my shower, and I was once considering the hope to manage some mastery, but I eventually gave up.
High squat and positions where I can spread my legs and slightly bend my body are safer, though. Being freshly waxed also helps in standing positions, although I am then more messy when sitting on a toilet, and more likely to pee on my thighs when hovering over a dirty public toilet.
Pee devices like the P-Mate remain the best, unfortunately I don't always carry one with me.

[on the porch 326]

I showed this post to a woman friend of mine , we do pee play a lot ,she read it and did what she does best ,she got in the shower , and she told me to type this. She pulled up on her lips and bent heer knees a bit as she pulled up her pee hole was in full view ,I,am going crazy now ,,  but pulling up and holding it she let out a stream that hit the shower wall  maybe not hitting the pot ,but she can Control direction , try that , we both would be willing to help lololol.  Seriously 

[Havelock 1,388]

On 11/2/2023 at 10:00 PM, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

So as a little girl my dad would train me to pee standing outside in our backyard. Our backyard was fenced so no one could see us not sure if yours is. Or you can use your bathtub.

@ABBYPEEGODDESS Any idea why he did this? Was it just more convenient to have you pee outside vs. go in the house?

[sunny.puppy 508]

Thanks for the advice folks! I’ve been practicing, usually whenever I wake up in the middle of the night having to pee pretty bad since I can get a nice strong stream going with less dribbling. I still always get at least some on the floor, and a lot of the time I even overshoot and end up peeing all over the raised toilet lid. But most of it ends up in the toilet, and there’s a big mirror right over my toilet so I can watch myself go

[on the porch 326]

Good way to train your self , see what's going on , nothing wrong with that at all

[on the porch 326]

There will always be a dribble to start , that is like opening the gate to a horse race , once its open the rush is on .The dribble on your legs is so enjoyable to lick off ,, damn !!! Then I would have to work up to the fountain of joy , keep at it dear 

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,515]

On 11/9/2023 at 10:24 AM, Havelock said:

@ABBYPEEGODDESS Any idea why he did this? Was it just more convenient to have you pee outside vs. go in the house?

Yes he later explained to me  since I didn’t have the best aiming he did not want me making a giant mess  so he would have me practice outside