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George_1981 139 Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 1 minute ago, colette888 said: Τ here is a similar joke where I live. I cannot translate it to english (as it would lose ots fun and would be meaningless in any other language) but it's meaning is exactly identical to that above. 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post George_1981 139 Posted September 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2023 I won't post a meme but I will tell u a joke instead. One snowy day the President of United States of America decides to take a walk in the White House's garden. As he walks he notices that someone has peed in the snow and left a message. He reads "THE PRESIDENT MUST DIE!" Scared to death the President runs into the White House and in a few minutes Secret Service FBI CSI everyone flooded the garden. After some time the FBI Director visits the President with the results of the forensics analysis. He says "Mr. President I have bad news and worst news". "The bad news are that we analyzed the urine used for the message in the snow and the sample belonged to your Vice President" The President is shocked and said "My own VP wants me dead? And what are the worst news?" And the FBI Director says "The handwriting is that of your wife sir" 1 7 1 Quote Link to post
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oliver2 3,901 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 1 hour ago, colette888 said: What has four wheels and flies? Garbage truck. HECKLER That joke’s rubbish! 2 1 Quote Link to post
MC Cumzy 1,388 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 15 hours ago, Sophie said: The greatest gift of all! Nice to see Shreddies have branched out beyond cereal Quote Link to post
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Popular Post Sophie 23,109 Posted September 27, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 27, 2023 2 hours ago, MC Cumzy said: Nice to see Shreddies have branched out beyond cereal I tried cheaping out and putting cereal down my knickers... WOULD NOT RECOMMEND! 5 1 1 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,497 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 7 minutes ago, Sophie said: I tried cheaping out and putting cereal down my knickers... WOULD NOT RECOMMEND! Could you manage three Weetabix? 2 1 Quote Link to post
Sophie 23,109 Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, cheekyfe11a said: Haha! Nice one Sophie. Was it all the snap, crackle and pop that put you off 😂 Oh no no, that was the only good part. It felt quite nice! 1 Quote Link to post
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