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[Sophie 24,412]

1 minute ago, Bacardi said:

@Sophie I'm so sorry this happened to you.

It's okay, we talked about it and are friends now.

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[George_1981 149]

1 minute ago, colette888 said:

Τ here is a similar joke where I live. I cannot translate it to english (as it would lose ots fun and would be meaningless in any other language) but it's meaning is exactly identical to that above.

[George_1981 149]

I won't post a meme but I will tell u a joke instead.

One snowy day the President of United States of America decides to take a walk in the White House's garden.

As he walks he notices that someone has peed in the snow and left a message.

He reads "THE PRESIDENT MUST DIE!"

Scared to death the President runs into the White House and in a few minutes Secret Service FBI CSI everyone flooded the garden.

After some time the FBI Director visits the President with the results of the forensics analysis.

He says "Mr. President I have bad news and worst news".

"The bad news are that we analyzed the urine used for the message in the snow and the sample belonged to your Vice President"

The President is shocked and said "My own VP wants me dead? And what are the worst news?"

And the FBI Director says "The handwriting is that of your wife sir"

 

 

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[colette888 6,968]

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colors? It had reptile dysfunction.

[Sophie 24,412]

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[Sophie 24,412]

The greatest gift of all!

 

[Bacardi 10,134]

Me when my chiropractor walks into the room to adjust my back. 

[WetDreamer 22,139]

[colette888 6,968]

What has four wheels and flies? Garbage truck.

[oliver2 4,419]

1 hour ago, colette888 said:

What has four wheels and flies? Garbage truck.

HECKLER That joke’s rubbish!

[MC Cumzy 1,641]

15 hours ago, Sophie said:

The greatest gift of all!

 

Nice to see Shreddies have branched out beyond cereal

[colette888 6,968]

46 minutes ago, MC Cumzy said:

Nice to see Shreddies have branched out beyond cereal

They had to: after all, it's their fault, cereals are a potent fuel of this type of situations....

[colette888 6,968]

[Sophie 24,412]

2 hours ago, MC Cumzy said:

Nice to see Shreddies have branched out beyond cereal

I tried cheaping out and putting cereal down my knickers...

WOULD NOT RECOMMEND!

[Kupar 13,341]

7 minutes ago, Sophie said:

I tried cheaping out and putting cereal down my knickers...

WOULD NOT RECOMMEND!

Could you manage three Weetabix?

[Sophie 24,412]

2 minutes ago, cheekyfe11a said:

Haha! Nice one Sophie. Was it all the snap, crackle and pop that put you off 😂

Oh no no, that was the only good part. It felt quite nice!

[Sophie 24,412]

I hate Amazon reviews...

 

[Bacardi 10,134]

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[Sophie 24,412]

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