My First Attempt at Pee Art: A Splatter of Fails (Picture)

[Bacardi 10,131]

Hi everyone!

Earlier in the chat I was sort of spewing my feelings of inadequacy in the chat. I can feel my seasonal depression sneaking in and it's just not a good feeling. Today I reflected on my time on pee fans and was just feeling so down about not really being able to contribute since i dont have too many experiences, and really I just felt like dead weight. Big thanks to @Kupar, @muffinhuntr, and @Maclir for cheering me up, and ultimately inspiring me. After that conversation I was determined to bring something to the forum, and eventually I did figure out what I wanted to do!

You guys know I'm a carpet person. There is nothing better than emptying your bladder onto carpet to me! I don't have carpet in my house anymore so I haven't been inspired really, until I rembered that I haven't cleaned my kitchen and bathmats in forever! I fidgeted for a while, deciding if I wanted to do it or not. I told myself tomorrow, or the next day, or even next week, but I quickly found myself antsy. I decided I had to do it right then to avoid chickening out; especially since my hubby is at work and my kids are at school. 

I stripped from the waist down and took off my socks. My bladder had already been full and I was ready to pee, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I was so nervous lol. I had to sit and dribble into the toilet first in order to get it going. Then I deep squatted over the mat and let go. 

I had it in my head that I was gonna make a heart. So at first I just peed freely over the mat to let it fill up space. I was tingly all over and quickly lost concentration (since I dont often get to have fun pees like this 😔) but was able to regroup. However, I realized my stream was not as clean as I thought it was. It was spraying literally everywhere!

I had such a face breaking smile as I hopped around like a frog trying to get my pee to cooperate with me and go to where I wanted it to go, but it splattered way too much. Little droplets went everywhere including my pants off to the side, onto the bathroom floor, and even the wall! I made such a fucking mess that by the end I just gave up and stood still to let my final few spurts out. Spoiler alert: it looks nothing like a heart 🤣 but I'm still sharing it with you anyway.

What do you guys think? Is it still pretty 😁 what does it look like to you? Lmfao. Anyway it went into the wash to get nice and clean for the next time I pee on it! Maybe I can try to make more abstract art with my pee then 😊

[muffinhuntr 1,213]

looks like south america. nice job Bacardi and thanks for sharing your lovely liquid.

[Maclir 1,060]

Loved the story, and who cares what it looks like.  Still, I recommend a LOT more practice.   Glad you enjoyed it, and t hff ank you for including me in the buildup.

[Bacardi 10,131]

2 minutes ago, muffinhuntr said:

looks like south america. nice job Bacardi and thanks for sharing your lovely liquid.

It does sort of look like the America's doesn't it? Maybe admin can make it the member map 🤣

2 minutes ago, Maclir said:

Loved the story, and who cares what it looks like.  Still, I recommend a LOT more practice.   Glad you enjoyed it, and t hff ank you for including me in the buildup.

Of course! You gave me ideas Florida Man!

[Maclir 1,060]

I will have to work on some more suggestions for you.

[Peenicks 864]

Sorry I missed this B, hope you always know you're a valued and respected member of the community 😘❤️

I can still see the heart even if it looks more like a mushroom cloud now, lol. Great work! Hope you get more shots at practicing 😊

[Kupar 13,339]

I see a heart @Bacardi ... And here's another ❤️. I love the story and the picture, and I hope you enjoyed making it for us. Thank you xx

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

It looks completely amazing to me @Bacardi - absolutely love it.   And your description hit the spot too!

You're incredible and this place wouldn't be the same without you.

[Bacardi 10,131]

@Peenicks @Kupar @gldenwetgoose

Thank you friends 🤧🤧😭 I appreciate your positivity so much. 

I need to not let the depression talk so loudly in my head.

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

I like your splatter art.  Thanks for posting.  I recommend concrete as a great "canvas".

Edited October 24, 2022 by DoctorDoctor

[Bacardi 10,131]

2 minutes ago, DoctorDoctor said:

I like the splatter art.  Thanks for posting.  I recommend concrete as a great "canvas".

That would involve me going outside 🤣 I'm too scared of being caught!

[Kupar 13,339]

Hey, @Bacardi. Apparently Andy Warhol made pee splatter art 🙂 

https://www.artspace.com/magazine/art_101/book_report/andy-warhol-made-abstract-art-a-look-at-his-piss-oxidation-and-cum-paintings-55610

 

Edited October 25, 2022 by Kupar

[WetDreamer 22,138]

 

That is beautiful @Bacardi

Art is what creates emotion and stimulates imagination.

Please keep on making more.

You will produce many masterpieces!

[JesseP 1,277]

Great story and picture. I can see the heart. I am pretty sure if I ride it, it would have been nothing like that. Thank you for sharing.

[Carb0nBased 647]

I can see the heart if I know it's supposed to be that.

With quite some imagination, and considering how it was made, I can almost see someone popping a squat in that shape, facing us. The feet would be in the lower right corner, and the head in the upper left. The person's left arm (in the upper right) would be rested on the left knee, and the right arm stretched out, maybe to hold onto something for support. I have a lot of imagination lol.

Edited October 27, 2022 by Carb0nBased

[Peenicks 864]

On 10/24/2022 at 2:13 PM, Bacardi said:

Hi everyone!

Earlier in the chat I was sort of spewing my feelings of inadequacy in the chat. I can feel my seasonal depression sneaking in and it's just not a good feeling. Today I reflected on my time on pee fans and was just feeling so down about not really being able to contribute since i dont have too many experiences, and really I just felt like dead weight. Big thanks to @Kupar, @muffinhuntr, and @Maclir for cheering me up, and ultimately inspiring me. After that conversation I was determined to bring something to the forum, and eventually I did figure out what I wanted to do!

You guys know I'm a carpet person. There is nothing better than emptying your bladder onto carpet to me! I don't have carpet in my house anymore so I haven't been inspired really, until I rembered that I haven't cleaned my kitchen and bathmats in forever! I fidgeted for a while, deciding if I wanted to do it or not. I told myself tomorrow, or the next day, or even next week, but I quickly found myself antsy. I decided I had to do it right then to avoid chickening out; especially since my hubby is at work and my kids are at school. 

I stripped from the waist down and took off my socks. My bladder had already been full and I was ready to pee, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I was so nervous lol. I had to sit and dribble into the toilet first in order to get it going. Then I deep squatted over the mat and let go. 

I had it in my head that I was gonna make a heart. So at first I just peed freely over the mat to let it fill up space. I was tingly all over and quickly lost concentration (since I dont often get to have fun pees like this 😔) but was able to regroup. However, I realized my stream was not as clean as I thought it was. It was spraying literally everywhere!

I had such a face breaking smile as I hopped around like a frog trying to get my pee to cooperate with me and go to where I wanted it to go, but it splattered way too much. Little droplets went everywhere including my pants off to the side, onto the bathroom floor, and even the wall! I made such a fucking mess that by the end I just gave up and stood still to let my final few spurts out. Spoiler alert: it looks nothing like a heart 🤣 but I'm still sharing it with you anyway.

What do you guys think? Is it still pretty 😁 what does it look like to you? Lmfao. Anyway it went into the wash to get nice and clean for the next time I pee on it! Maybe I can try to make more abstract art with my pee then 😊

As a gift to my PFF @Bacardi I decided to do a tribute to her piss art by doing my own. Working with a different brush, my piece is a bit more impressionist than B's but I think it turned out quite nice ☺️.

When I was stripping out of my clothes for the day and about to put on my pajamas I still had Bacardi's art on my mind and a large soda in my bladder so that was when I had a thought and picked a spot close to the corner of my bedroom (didn't wanna walk over the wet spot in the middle of the night)

At first when I let go I tried to keep it small, squatted low to the ground and only letting go in spurts. But you can probably guess that made it hard to control, not to mention I was already a little shaky and flustered.  I decided to give into the temptation to release my whole bladder onto the canvas and start tracing the heart shape I wanted 2, 3, 4 times over! I was high enough now that the droplets that splattered stopped hitting my legs and started hitting the walls. I finally felt spent after about the fourth runaround, realizing that I probably looked silly standing there bottomless and hunched over with my hips swaying about. My chuckle made a little of my stream trail down the middle of the piece. More of a happy accident than a mistake tho. Not too long after I scrubbed it down, should be dry by now!

Hope you all enjoy! Especially 🫵 you, B! Love ya, girl 😘. Not tryna steal her thunder tho, not by a longshot. She's clearly the more artistically inclined between the two of us 😉

Edited October 27, 2022 by Peenicks

[Isnogood 4]

Also this looks like a Sculpture from Michel Angelo peed in his early Days.

Hello to every body and have a nice Day

 

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

On 10/25/2022 at 6:56 AM, Kupar said:

I see a heart @Bacardi ... And here's another ❤️. I love the story and the picture, and I hope you enjoyed making it for us. Thank you xx

Somehow, I knew you would see a heart. 🙂💜 Thank you for being there for Bacardi.

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

On 10/25/2022 at 8:33 AM, Bacardi said:

@Peenicks @Kupar @gldenwetgoose

Thank you friends 🤧🤧😭 I appreciate your positivity so much. 

I need to not let the depression talk so loudly in my head.

Yes! Shut up depression! Rarrr! 🦁

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

On 10/26/2022 at 1:05 AM, Kupar said:

Hey, @Bacardi. Apparently Andy Warhol made pee splatter art 🙂 

https://www.artspace.com/magazine/art_101/book_report/andy-warhol-made-abstract-art-a-look-at-his-piss-oxidation-and-cum-paintings-55610

 

Wow!

[MidoriLemonade85 2,366]

7 hours ago, Peenicks said:

As a gift to my PFF @Bacardi I decided to do a tribute to her piss art by doing my own. Working with a different brush, my piece is a bit more impressionist than B's but I think it turned out quite nice ☺️.

When I was stripping out of my clothes for the day and about to put on my pajamas I still had Bacardi's art on my mind and a large soda in my bladder so that was when I had a thought and picked a spot close to the corner of my bedroom (didn't wanna walk over the wet spot in the middle of the night)

At first when I let go I tried to keep it small, squatted low to the ground and only letting go in spurts. But you can probably guess that made it hard to control, not to mention I was already a little shaky and flustered.  I decided to give into the temptation to release my whole bladder onto the canvas and start tracing the heart shape I wanted 2, 3, 4 times over! I was high enough now that the droplets that splattered stopped hitting my legs and started hitting the walls. I finally felt spent after about the fourth runaround, realizing that I probably looked silly standing there bottomless and hunched over with my hips swaying about. My chuckle made a little of my stream trail down the middle of the piece. More of a happy accident than a mistake tho. Not too long after I scrubbed it down, should be dry by now!

Hope you all enjoy! Especially 🫵 you, B! Love ya, girl 😘. Not tryna steal her thunder tho, not by a longshot. She's clearly the more artistically inclined between the two of us 😉

This is fucking awesome!!!!!💚

[LovesToWet 3,800]

I like to draw, but never though about using pee to draw with......I might have to give it a try 

[Bacardi 10,131]

8 hours ago, Peenicks said:

Hope you all enjoy! Especially 🫵 you, B! Love ya, girl 😘. Not tryna steal her thunder tho, not by a longshot. She's clearly the more artistically inclined between the two of us 😉

But imagine if we got together and made pee carpet art 🤔 I bet we could cut them out and then auction them off 🤣

[GenericUsername 1,108]

12 hours ago, Peenicks said:

As a gift to my PFF @Bacardi I decided to do a tribute to her piss art by doing my own. Working with a different brush, my piece is a bit more impressionist than B's but I think it turned out quite nice ☺️.

When I was stripping out of my clothes for the day and about to put on my pajamas I still had Bacardi's art on my mind and a large soda in my bladder so that was when I had a thought and picked a spot close to the corner of my bedroom (didn't wanna walk over the wet spot in the middle of the night)

At first when I let go I tried to keep it small, squatted low to the ground and only letting go in spurts. But you can probably guess that made it hard to control, not to mention I was already a little shaky and flustered.  I decided to give into the temptation to release my whole bladder onto the canvas and start tracing the heart shape I wanted 2, 3, 4 times over! I was high enough now that the droplets that splattered stopped hitting my legs and started hitting the walls. I finally felt spent after about the fourth runaround, realizing that I probably looked silly standing there bottomless and hunched over with my hips swaying about. My chuckle made a little of my stream trail down the middle of the piece. More of a happy accident than a mistake tho. Not too long after I scrubbed it down, should be dry by now!

Hope you all enjoy! Especially 🫵 you, B! Love ya, girl 😘. Not tryna steal her thunder tho, not by a longshot. She's clearly the more artistically inclined between the two of us 😉

Great job! This looks really good!